[The Vixen]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

This thread is funny.

Anyway, what about me? I'm a "shemale" or, more accurately, I'm a male-to-female transsexual. Yes, that means I have breasts (or Satan pillows or whatever you want to call them) and a penis (I don't know what you want to call that thing).

But I guess you can't really call me gay, either. I've been in a relationship with another transsexual, this one is female-to-male. So, either way you look at it, we are a straight couple. After all, if you're going to call me a man, you have to call him a woman, too, right?

So, I'm just curious: How is our relationship sinning?

[James Hutchins]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

This thread is funny.

Anyway, what about me? I'm a "shemale" or, more accurately, I'm a male-to-female transsexual. Yes, that means I have breasts (or Satan pillows or whatever you want to call them) and a penis (I don't know what you want to call that thing).

But I guess you can't really call me gay, either. I've been in a relationship with another transsexual, this one is female-to-male. So, either way you look at it, we are a straight couple. After all, if you're going to call me a man, you have to call him a woman, too, right?

So, I'm just curious: How is our relationship sinning?

Because you are an abomination in the eyes of the lord. God made you a man, not a female. You must behave like a man accordingly, live like one too.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Because you are an abomination in the eyes of the lord. God made you a man, not a female. You must behave like a man accordingly, live like you too.

I realize we must expose the sin of the SICKular world for all to see, but I really really wish that repulsive post was deleted.

I wasn't expecting that, here within the pastoral walls of our blessed community.

I feel violated.

[James Hutchins]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

I realize we must expose the sin of the SICKular world for all to see, but I really really wish that repulsive post was deleted.

I wasn't expecting that, here within the pastoral walls of our blessed community.

I feel violated.

I understand how a delicate, flower like lady of your depth must feel, the horror and utter embarrassment having these 'people' thrust themselves at you. My sincerest apologies a gentle lady such as your self had to be subjected to this.

[Zechariah Smyth]

After all, if you're going to call me a man

I don't see anyone making that ridiculous claim, and if anyone DOES they should be publicly flogged and then given an American dictionary.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Amen Rev. Jim. I feel your pain. I do missionary work over in the ornamental countries, and I can tell you from repeated personal experience that they are EVERYWHERE over there.

Ugh, how true! Speaking of which, where do you do your missionary work? I really love doing missionary trips in Thailand, I go perhaps every few months? There are so many sinful "she-males" there (I use the term "she-male" as one would use an already-used kleenex, they are hardly women at all, they're men, just like God made them! Except sick, perverted men that Satan twisted to lure in poor unsuspecting Christians on missionary work) that can be brought to see the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ! Usually I have them sit on the bed while I kneel down and bow my head and pray to Jesus, and usually that works, because by the time I'm finished, they're moaning out Jesus' name, and then they have to go to the bathroom for a breather, because the experience of the Holy Spirit erupting into their hearts can be quite an experience, sometimes it's very sweaty, passionate work! But of course, in the end, it's all for the glory of God!

[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Question, after these sessions of prayer, and once we've cleaned up from the sweaty heat of Jesus' infinite power, usually I slip them a bit of money to get a sex change back to a man. Can I expect this to work? I ask simply because usually when I see them again in a few months' time, they're usually just in a different outfit, which is really not what I had in mind, and thus I have to pray to Jesus even harder, sometimes all night. This is very tiring, sweaty work, and involves a number of position changes to pray to Jesus the right way, and I'm getting a little tired of having to repeat myself... you know, about the becoming a man thing. It's so hard when all they speak is Thai.

[vented]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

I have been raped by these beasts numerous times, it's a horrible experience they do unspeakable things to me.

[Zechariah Smyth]

I have been raped by these beasts numerous times, it's a horrible experience they do unspeakable things to me.

Were you dressed like a whore? That's the most common cause of rape.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

You were raped? That's horrible! Try trusting in Jesus next time, and dressing modestly.

But, you know, while we're on the subject, you wanna talk about it in detail?

[vented]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Were you dressed like a whore? That's the most common cause of rape.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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I'm a man, so I wasn't dressed like a whore.

[vented]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

You were raped? That's horrible! Try trusting in Jesus next time, and dressing modestly.

But, you know, while we're on the subject, you wanna talk about it in detail?

I would, but I'm afraid somethings they did to me are to graphic.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

I would, but I'm afraid somethings they did to me are to graphic.

Thank you for taking your infraction like a man. I'll bet you took their engorged tallywackers with equal grace.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

I'm a man, so I wasn't dressed like a whore.

Why is your tone so rude? We couldn't know that, and even though you are a man you could be dressed as a... gay whore.

[vented]

Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality!

Why is your tone so rude? We couldn't know that, and even though you are a man you could be dressed as a... gay whore.

Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. My apologies!