[OnYourKnees]

Re: Why Lezbeans are Fat

You tell them sista! All da lezbeans i no are fat, ugly, and want to look like men. Dey all be going to hellz because they get no pen*s. I getz me at least 1 pen*s a day to get satan away!

I believe that you are attempting to mock our dear Sista Lateefah with your racist yammerings! Racism is not tolerated here at Landover Baptist Church; and unless the one tallywhacker you get per day is your husband's, you're headed straight to Hell with your fornicatings!

Now, why not head over to the General Church Fellowship - Introductions area, and introduce yourself properly? Without racist yammerings which insult our dear Sista Lateefah?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Why Lezbeans are Fat

I had always assumed that lezbertarians liked having a gunt, perhaps to rest one's head on while performing unsavory acts? But I would like to thank them for not distracting our very heterosexual husbands. Elmer is distracted enough without wasting his eyesight on a clam digger.

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Why Lezbeans are Fat

Lesbians are not Fat, they are Juicy.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why Lezbeans are Fat

Lesbians are not Fat, they are Juicy.

Queers do not make Worthwhile Posts, they are Tedious.

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Why Lezbeans are Fat

Skinheads are uuugly M-Fers...Bro temporance

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why Lezbeans are Fat

Skinheads are uuugly M-Fers...Bro temporance

Did you just call me an ugly Male-Femaler? Ohhh the irony!

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

Re: Why Lezbeans are Fat

Actually I called you a Mother ****er! GEEK!!
But your mother already knows that and so does you Parish Priest.
Landover Baptist is your last resort! !

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Why Lezbeans are Fat

Actually I called you a Mother ****er! GEEK!!
But your mother already knows that and so does you Parish Priest.
Landover Baptist is your last resort! !

Baptists don't have priests, simpleton.

It looks like you're just trying to get banned. Interestingly enough, that usually seems to backfire!

You claim to wish to understand us; if so, imagine yourself as a mouse with Down Syndrome and no paws or teeth, in a room full of cats. Then you will understand exactly how we think of you.

Fortunately for you, none of the cats are hungry just yet, so they're just batting you about like a ball with a bell in it. But dinnertime comes like a thief in the night!