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    Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

    Folks, I think Bi-Curious is like having one foot in Heaven and one foot in Hell. Watch what you're stepping in, or you might just end up in the Devil's mound of fresh dog doo doo!

    Anyway, there is a test for folks who are worried about their salvation. I assume that our Un-Gay members will all pass the test with flying colors?

    http://www.gotoquiz.com/are_you_bi_curious
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  • #2
    Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

    It's okay! Everyone can relax! I took the test and have been officially certified as "NOT bi-curious."

    Let's be honest, I have nothing to be curious about!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

      There's something wrong with that test. I'm about as bi-uncurious as you can get. Really.

      But that's not what the test said.

      Maybe I chose the wrong favorite color? Nobody choose green, it's a trap!

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      • #4
        Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

        Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
        There's something wrong with that test. I'm about as bi-uncurious as you can get. Really.

        But that's not what the test said.

        Maybe I chose the wrong favorite color? Nobody choose green, it's a trap!
        I agree, Brother Avatar! I took the test too and I also chose green. I don't see why liking green makes you bi-curious. I'm getting that puke taste in my mouth. Oh well, at least I got a really low score.
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        • #5
          Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

          I took the test,I am safe scored 2%

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          • #6
            Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

            You REALLY don't have a bi-curious bone in your body!
            I could have told you that. I am not bi-sinful and am not at all curious about what that deathstyle choice is like.
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            • #7
              Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

              I'm calling PC support now. I think my computer is broken.

              1 Samuel 2:4
              The bows of the mighty men are broken, and they that stumbled are girded with strength.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • #8
                Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                My results:
                Okay.. You REALLY don't have a bi-curious bone in your body! In fact, you lack the desire for the same sex so much that you might get along with those of the opposite sex alot better.
                No surprises here.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                  What the HELL?!?!?! This test is phony! It's bogus! It doesn't work!

                  You are 33% Bi-Curious!

                  You may have random thoughts of the same sex but most likely will never lead to much physical contact, if any at all. You are at a point where it's human nature. Most people have thought about it at a time or two.
                  I am a morally upstanding True Christian™ pastor, not some perverted queer. I think this test is nothing more than an attempt by the homosexual agenda into tricking 100% straight people that they are gay.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                    I could never be bisexual. That's disgusting.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                      I got 50% bi-curious. As i expected.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                        Originally posted by MuffinHead View Post
                        I got 50% bi-curious. As i expected.
                        You expected to be somewhere in the middle? Pick a side muffinhead.

                        Jesus or Satan. Heaven or Hell.

                        That's all there is to it.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                          Originally posted by MuffinHead View Post
                          I got 50% bi-curious. As i expected.
                          That's a bad sign, pal. Everyone knows that bisexurals are just queers who are half ascared of Jesus.

                          You'll end up in hell right along side them.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                            Okay.. You REALLY don't have a bi-curious bone in your body! In fact, you lack the desire for the same sex so much that you might get along with those of the opposite sex alot better.


                            For Real Men taking the test, I believe the secret is selecting "blue" as one's favorite color.






                            Well, that, ..........and checking out the "breasts" first.


                            ................but not the "bulges."
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                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • #15
                              Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                              You are 6% Bi-Curious!

                              Okay.. You REALLY don't have a bi-curious bone in your body! In fact, you lack the desire for the same sex so much that you might get along with those of the opposite sex alot better.


                              Why do i feel ashame? I'll be praying harder tonight. I bet it was that color question.

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