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  • Carl the wop
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2012
    • 462

    #331
    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products

    Apple is simply a quasi-satanic homersexual campaign. I think their nefarious products infect the innocent with a Trojan (of course a pseudoynm for Godless contraception) horse virus to be more compliant with the homer agenda. After all, what WAS the fruit Eve corrupted Adam with?

    Genesis 3:3 - But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.


    Genesis 3:6 - And when the woman saw that the tree [was] good for food, and that it [was] pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make [one] wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

    Genesis 3:23-24 Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
    So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
    Recovering Catholic.

    Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

    Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #332
      Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products

      Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
      It is clearly explained on page one of this thread.
      Perhaps all of the poppers impaired that person's reading comprehension.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • ShawnSalmon
        Unsaved trash
        • Nov 2012
        • 2

        #333
        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products

        I met my husband Mark online from my PC. So not entirely true!!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #334
          Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products

          Originally posted by ShawnSalmon View Post
          I met my husband Mark online from my PC. So not entirely true!!
          Queers can't have a husband. It's illegal and against God's will.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • AlouiciousEzekiel
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Nov 2012
            • 6

            #335
            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

            I agree wholeheartedly brothers! Apple products are for the homosexuals. At my business. we use nothing but windows and linux machines on PC platforms. Not the demonic Mac with their "Logic Board".

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            • Matthew Hopkins
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2012
              • 808

              #336
              Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

              Originally posted by AlouiciousEzekiel View Post
              I agree wholeheartedly brothers! Apple products are for the homosexuals. At my business. we use nothing but windows and linux machines on PC platforms. Not the demonic Mac with their "Logic Board".
              So you play "platforms" games, do you? On "linux", whatever that may be. Confess your sins to Christ, Brother.

              YBIC

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22355

                #337
                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                Originally posted by AlouiciousEzekiel View Post
                linux
                Please remove it from your computers ASAP. Linux is free, it's a handout, it's socialist, actually even worse, communist. Stalin himself used Linux. Please use something American that costs money instead!
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #338
                  Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products

                  I wanted to warn Christians close to Christmas time. Do not buy Apple Products!

                  Update 2012: It appears I have won the Russian Orthodox Church over as a convert to the right way of thinking.

                  :
                  Bitten: Apple's 'blasphemous' logo under fire in Russia

                  The Russian Orthodox Church sees the iconic logo as a symbol of sin that they would like to see outlawed.
                  Praise be to God.
                  This is even more than I could ever hoped for when I wrote this sermon!
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076

                    #339
                    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products

                    Uh oh.

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                    • Des
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2013
                      • 2718

                      #340
                      Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      Uh oh.


                      Clearly photoshopped. President Elect Donald J Trump's face has been kissed by the sun far too much for the glow of a monitor to reflect off it.
                      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                      • Brother Harold Porter
                        Landover Senior Outreach
                        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 8236

                        #341
                        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products

                        Originally posted by Des View Post
                        Clearly photoshopped. President Elect Donald J Trump's face has been kissed by the sun far too much for the glow of a monitor to reflect off it.
                        I don't know. Maybe he is just doing his best to understand the fags that use Apples? There IS some consternation on his face as he apparently tries to comprehend the written word?

                        President Trump does NOT like to read, we know this. Except for 2 Corinthians.

                        And I kind of think that slut is a little too close to our next president. What do you imagine she has said to Him as he tries to read?

                        I think President Trump will do His best when just left alone with his thoughts and reflections. No naysayers to be mean to him.

                        In Christ
                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #342
                          Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products

                          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                          President Trump does NOT like to read, we know this. Except for 2 Corinthians.
                          Brother, don't forget President Trump's favorite article of the Constitution.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • TheLocalGamer
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Apr 2016
                            • 14

                            #343
                            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                            Originally posted by Chimaera View Post
                            Does this guy look gay to you?
                            Yes.

                            Originally posted by Chimaera View Post
                            Apple invented the G.U.I.; not Microsoft.
                            Neither Apple nor Microsoft invented the GUI.

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