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  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263

    #106
    Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

    Originally posted by mitchellpaul View Post
    ^I'm sure you over time, for maybe a week or so, sat down and decided that you were going to like woman. It's mind boggling, Congrats on your heterosexuality!
    No, we decided we liked God (not in the sexual sense, you pervert). The rest flows from there.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • mitchellpaul
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2010
      • 33

      #107
      Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

      ^Where in that, did I ever mention you liking God in a sexual way, please, show me, I need to know this, my life depends on it. You people don't understand, being a homersexual is not a decision, sure a book tells you it is, but can you really think that it's like deciding between two brands of pop. Everyone likes coke, but I think I'll be damned to hell on purpose and go with Pepsi. It's honestly pure insanity.

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      • GOD=life
        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 3263

        #108
        Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

        If you love God, you will make the right choice.

        How can you trust a person who chooses to go to Hell forever to make the right choices in any other matter? If they do so, it is only by accident. Someone who chooses to go to Heaven will also choose not to be Homersexual.

        They may of course have some predefined preference. But if women act dominantly like men, it is only natural that a man can no longer see the difference between a man and a woman. This is why a strong father figure is an absolute must.
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • mitchellpaul
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2010
          • 33

          #109
          Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

          Why would someone choose to be damned to hell themselves, and how is it by accident? You make absolutely no sense.

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          • Sir Oral Essex III
            Unsaved trash, Foreign fool
            • Jan 2010
            • 44

            #110
            Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

            From my experiences (Not personal, but from rebuking the vile and the damned):

            1. Dancing
            2. Singing in high octaves
            3. Jeans hugging the ankles
            4. Using any position during intercourse other than missionary
            5. Toiling on the Sabbath
            6. Athletic competition in which there is physical contact
            7. Robert Evans (He is just a handsome man that should not be gandered at for too long)
            8. Leaping over puddles of water
            9. Opening doors for other men
            10. Cotton candy

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263

              #111
              Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

              Originally posted by mitchellpaul View Post
              Why would someone choose to be damned to hell themselves, and how is it by accident? You make absolutely no sense.
              Tell me, do you accept Jesus Christ as your Savior and the KJV 1611 Bible as God's only authorized Word.

              There is a choice right in front of you.

              If you say "no" to this opportunity, then you have your answer.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • mitchellpaul
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2010
                • 33

                #112
                Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                How can you compare the choice to look at a book, versus "deciding" you're sexuality (which is what everyone does according to you)? That's bonkers if you ask me.

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                • Grace Is Not Gone
                  Unsaved trash, suspected poof
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 32

                  #113
                  Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                  Originally posted by mitchellpaul View Post
                  How can you compare the choice to look at a book, versus "deciding" you're sexuality (which is what everyone does according to you)? That's bonkers if you ask me.
                  I find it disconcerting that you are so intoxicated with the issue of homosexuality and that you take your name from a man who is involved in such activity as THIS.

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                  • mitchellpaul
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 33

                    #114
                    Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                    I'm sure my mom picked up a bottled of PaulMitchell & decided to name me after a hair product company... & I'm so involved with the issue of homersexuality because I am a homersexual. The hurtful, horrifying things you say about people you know nothing about astounds me. You think we decided to be shunned by our peers and decided to be this way to live a harder life than the rest of you "normal" people.

                    I know I can't change any of your minds, because they're ovbiously already set in stone, but you people are the reason people thing Christians are so closed-minded. Nobody matters but yourselves, and it's sad to watch, hear, and listen to.

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                    • GOD=life
                      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 3263

                      #115
                      Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                      Originally posted by mitchellpaul View Post
                      you're sexuality
                      I am not sexuality.

                      But truth be told, often it is not entirely the choice of an individual. It is because they had bad role models while growing up, i.e. a dominant mother or a submissive father.

                      That is why we should not treat homersexuals with contempt. After all, they may have suffered many years of what constitutes as child abuse (i.e. bad parenting).
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22
                      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • GOD=life
                        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3263

                        #116
                        Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                        Originally posted by mitchellpaul View Post
                        because they're ovbiously already set in stone,
                        They are set in the Bible. The Bible is not made out of stone.

                        Originally posted by mitchellpaul View Post
                        but you people are the reason people thing Christians are so closed-minded.
                        And yet as time goes on, secular science slowly but surely discovers an ever growing portion of the Bible to be absolutely true. We are just ahead of the curve.
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22
                        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #117
                          Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                          Originally posted by mitchellpaul View Post
                          I'm sure my mom picked up a bottled of PaulMitchell & decided to name me after a hair product company... & I'm so involved with the issue of homersexuality because I am a homersexual. The hurtful, horrifying things you say about people you know nothing about astounds me. You think we decided to be shunned by our peers and decided to be this way to live a harder life than the rest of you "normal" people.

                          I know I can't change any of your minds, because they're ovbiously already set in stone, but you people are the reason people thing Christians are so closed-minded. Nobody matters but yourselves, and it's sad to watch, hear, and listen to.
                          Don't come in here queering it up on God's favorite forum, nancy! You're an abomination according to God. I didn't make that up! God did!!

                          Lev.18:22
                          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                          Lev.20:13
                          If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                          Rom.1:26-27
                          For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • mitchellpaul
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 33

                            #118
                            Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                            I am not sexuality.
                            Irrelevant, but okay.

                            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                            They are set in the Bible. The Bible is not made out of stone.
                            Still irrelevant, but okay.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Don't come in here queering it up on God's favorite forum, nancy! You're an abomination according to God. I didn't make that up! God did!!
                            I'm not "queering it up," and if I remember correctly, this was a forum, God didn't create this forum. Also, why is someone shunned for having an opinion, that's ridiculous.

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                            • Professor Bessemer
                              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2009
                              • 2952

                              #119
                              Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                              Originally posted by mitchellpaul View Post
                              I'm not "queering it up," and if I remember correctly, this was a forum, God didn't create this forum.
                              But we do pay for it, so we are the ultimate authority here friend. If you are unhappy with the things we say, simply stop reading them.

                              Or you could stay, learn the truth, and turn your life over to a loving God and His Son Jesus. The truth is often hard to swallow at first. I should know, as I was once as lost as you are now. But I swallowed Jesus' love and now I am filled to the brim with faith! Glory!
                              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555

                                #120
                                Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

                                Originally posted by mitchellpaul View Post
                                I'm not "queering it up," and if I remember correctly, this was a forum, God didn't create this forum. Also, why is someone shunned for having an opinion, that's ridiculous.
                                While the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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