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Jesus plays in a rock band! It's proven.
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That's awesome. Did you Photoshop that?
I can imagine it now:
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I can't for the life of me say why, but I can't get rid of this subtle, sneaking suspicion that he just stole it from somethingawful.comOriginally posted by Miss Hikari View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
As they launch into the opening chords of "Smoke on the Water" and Jesus throws himself into the air, off the stage, and crowd-surfs...Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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It's 6 in the morning. It's dark, and I don't have the light on. I've been up since 5 pm yesterday studying for finals. Cut me some slack, I didn't see it.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostComment
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Well, it's good to see that you recognise that keeping up with God's Favourite Forum takes precendence over any secular exams. You read many chapters of the Bible today?Originally posted by Miss Hikari View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Nope. I went to finals, and aced them. I was just in a hurry, and left my computer on.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
Only 1 more final to go, and my 3rd year of high school is over!!!!
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Originally posted by Miss Hikari View PostNope. I went to finals, and aced them. I was just in a hurry, and left my computer on.
Only 1 more final to go, and my 3rd year of high school is over!!!!
Knock 'em dead, Hi!
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Hopefully, I will... Next Final is a my Calculus Final, ugh....Originally posted by Dances with Joy View PostKnock 'em dead, Hi! 
Math is NOT my strong point....
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Originally posted by Miss Hikari View PostHopefully, I will... Next Final is a my Calculus Final, ugh.... Math is NOT my strong point....
I'll light a candle for you and burn some lavender with a wish for your nerves to be calm during your exam.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Thanks for the thought. Hopefully it'll work.Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
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Originally posted by Dances with Joy View PostOkay girls, while this IS a thread on homersexurality, that was not intended as an open invitation for you to post lezbeanic love letters to each other. You are grossing Jesus out.Originally posted by Miss Hikari View PostThanks for the thought. Hopefully it'll work.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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WTF? All she was doing was wishing me luck on my Calculus Final. Get a grip.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostOkay girls, while this IS a thread on homersexurality, that was not intended as an open invitation for you to post lezbeanic love letters to each other. You are grossing Jesus out.Comment
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Friend, Hitoshess or whatever she's called has to battle with the temptation to give in to her natural Korean instincts and massacre her classmates every day, she doesn't need you making it more difficult for her.Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostOkay girls, while this IS a thread on homersexurality, that was not intended as an open invitation for you to post lezbeanic love letters to each other. You are grossing Jesus out.
YOU are the only one who sees sexual innuendo in wishing someone good luck on a mathematics exam. Do you EVER take your mind out of other people's pants?Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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