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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #16
    Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Friend, Hitoshess or whatever she's called has to battle with the temptation to give in to her natural Korean instincts and massacre her classmates every day, she doesn't need you making it more difficult for her.

    Jusat because you take everything you read literally doesn't mean that everyone else does. Hi knows that it's a figure of speech that simply means I wish her to make an A on her exam by answering all the questions correctly.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #17
      Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

      Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
      YOU are the only one who sees sexual innuendo in wishing someone good luck on a mathematics exam. Do you EVER take your mind out of other people's pants?
      I must insist you stop hitting on my Honeypie. It's very unlady like. Try to refrain from being such a wanton hussy.

      Maybe if you had JESUS, you wouldn't feel the need to keep macking on the men here on GOD'S Favorite Forum.

      Annoyed, Sister Thumper
      Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 06-13-2007, 05:01 PM.
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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #18
        Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        I must insist you stop hitting on my Honeypie. It's very unlady like. Try to refrain from being such a wanton hussy.

        Maybe if you had JESUS, you wouldn't feel the need to keep macking on the men here on GOD'S Favorite Forum.

        Annoyed, Sister Thumper

        Trust me, I have no romantic interest in Zeke or any other LBC man. HE is the one who seems to think that every time one woman says anything even remotely friendly to another, it's a lesbian come-on, and rushes over to watch.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Miss Hikari
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2007
          • 372

          #19
          Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Friend, Hitoshess or whatever she's called has to battle with the temptation to give in to her natural Korean instincts and massacre her classmates every day, she doesn't need you making it more difficult for her.
          I'm not Korean! If you're gonna make fun of me, at least get my ethnicity right! Japanese. Repeat after me, 1/8 Japanese. Ok? And I am not way related to that VT tech guys.
          But Hitoshess is a funny name. That made me giggle.

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          • Virginia Day Templeton
            Christ's Battle Axe
             
            • Dec 2006
            • 2827

            #20
            Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

            Friend, Hitoshess or whatever she's called has to battle with the temptation to give in to her natural Japanese instincts and sodomize her classmates with her tentacles every day, she doesn't need you making it more difficult for her.
            Better?
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            • Miss Hikari
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2007
              • 372

              #21
              Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

              Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
              Better?
              Still offensive, but I'm flattered that you at least went out of your way to get my ethnicity right. That's actually kinda funny. I think that's gonna be my email signature now... *wiggles fingers* Tentacle Rape!!! *dies laughing*

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #22
                Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                I'll light a candle for you and burn some lavender with a wish for your nerves to be calm during your exam.
                A nice humble prayer to the Baby Jesus would be much more effective. If you truly cared about your friend you would give up your disgusting hippie practices.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #23
                  Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

                  Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                  A nice humble prayer to the Baby Jesus would be much more effective. If you truly cared about your friend you would give up your disgusting hippie practices.


                  I'm happy with my method, thanks.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Enobarbus
                    Professor of English Landover University
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3496

                    #24
                    Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

                    Originally posted by Peter View Post
                    Jesus plays in a rock band! It's proven.

                    What is plain from that picture is that Jesus has knocked down the lead singer, snatched his guitar, and is about to smite the rest of the group. And rightly so. This only goes to demonstrate that the Lord knows exactly what should and will be done to all rock groups -- they will be smitten and sent to hell. Let this be a lesson to you!
                    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                    • Peter
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 279

                      #25
                      Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

                      Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                      What is plain from that picture is that Jesus has knocked down the lead singer, snatched his guitar, and is about to smite the rest of the group. And rightly so. This only goes to demonstrate that the Lord knows exactly what should and will be done to all rock groups -- they will be smitten and sent to hell. Let this be a lesson to you!
                      No, actually I don't see someone lying on the ground, so Jesus smited nobody, (the lead singer is on the right side of the picture) Jesus is the lead guitarist of the band.

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2026
                        • 15118

                        #26
                        Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

                        Originally posted by Peter View Post
                        No, actually I don't see someone lying on the ground, so Jesus smited nobody, (the lead singer is on the right side of the picture) Jesus is the lead guitarist of the band.
                        I think Pastor Eno has a point here. In the picture before this one, the lead Singer was certainly holding a Guitar.

                        So Peter, do you now realise that Jesus is as real as you or I?

                        By the way, that's a very Biblical name you have
                        I'm so glad you're finding Jesus at last.

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #27
                          Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

                          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                          I'm happy with my method, thanks.
                          Don't be disgusting. We don't want to hear about your personal lezbeanic "styles".
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Betty Lambskin
                            Apple Sucker
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 144

                            #28
                            Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

                            Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                            WTF? All she was doing was wishing me luck on my Calculus Final. Get a grip.

                            Studying Calculus? Calculus Final? That's sounds a lot like thinly disguised codespeak for a certain female organ of lesbian lust.

                            Does the term "pillar of salt" mean anything to you ladies?

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                            • Miss Hikari
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • May 2007
                              • 372

                              #29
                              Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

                              Originally posted by Bloody Lambskin View Post
                              Studying Calculus? Calculus Final? That's sounds a lot like thinly disguised codespeak for a certain female organ of lesbian lust.

                              Does the term "pillar of salt" mean anything to you ladies?
                              You guys are gross. It's Calculus. The math.

                              Just cause you don't know what 2+2 means, doesn't mean I wanna be the same way.

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                              • Peter
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 279

                                #30
                                Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

                                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                                I think Pastor Eno has a point here. In the picture before this one, the lead Singer was certainly holding a Guitar.

                                So Peter, do you now realise that Jesus is as real as you or I?

                                By the way, that's a very Biblical name you have
                                I'm so glad you're finding Jesus at last.
                                It is historical correct that Jesus existed, but he is dead for almost 2000 years.

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