[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

Friend, Hitoshess or whatever she's called has to battle with the temptation to give in to her natural Korean instincts and massacre her classmates every day, she doesn't need you making it more difficult for her.

Jusat because you take everything you read literally doesn't mean that everyone else does. Hi knows that it's a figure of speech that simply means I wish her to make an A on her exam by answering all the questions correctly.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

YOU are the only one who sees sexual innuendo in wishing someone good luck on a mathematics exam. Do you EVER take your mind out of other people's pants?

I must insist you stop hitting on my Honeypie. It's very unlady like. Try to refrain from being such a wanton hussy.

Maybe if you had JESUS, you wouldn't feel the need to keep macking on the men here on GOD'S Favorite Forum.

Annoyed, Sister Thumper

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

I must insist you stop hitting on my Honeypie. It's very unlady like. Try to refrain from being such a wanton hussy.

Maybe if you had JESUS, you wouldn't feel the need to keep macking on the men here on GOD'S Favorite Forum.

Annoyed, Sister Thumper

Trust me, I have no romantic interest in Zeke or any other LBC man. HE is the one who seems to think that every time one woman says anything even remotely friendly to another, it's a lesbian come-on, and rushes over to watch.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

Friend, Hitoshess or whatever she's called has to battle with the temptation to give in to her natural Korean instincts and massacre her classmates every day, she doesn't need you making it more difficult for her.

I'm not Korean! If you're gonna make fun of me, at least get my ethnicity right! Japanese. Repeat after me, 1/8 Japanese. Ok? And I am not way related to that VT tech guys.
But Hitoshess is a funny name. That made me giggle.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

Friend, Hitoshess or whatever she's called has to battle with the temptation to give in to her natural Japanese instincts and sodomize her classmates with her tentacles every day, she doesn't need you making it more difficult for her.

Better?

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

Better?

Still offensive, but I'm flattered that you at least went out of your way to get my ethnicity right. That's actually kinda funny. I think that's gonna be my email signature now... *wiggles fingers* Tentacle Rape!!! *dies laughing*

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

I'll light a candle for you and burn some lavender with a wish for your nerves to be calm during your exam.

A nice humble prayer to the Baby Jesus would be much more effective. If you truly cared about your friend you would give up your disgusting hippie practices.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

A nice humble prayer to the Baby Jesus would be much more effective. If you truly cared about your friend you would give up your disgusting hippie practices.

I'm happy with my method, thanks.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

Jesus plays in a rock band! It's proven.

What is plain from that picture is that Jesus has knocked down the lead singer, snatched his guitar, and is about to smite the rest of the group. And rightly so. This only goes to demonstrate that the Lord knows exactly what should and will be done to all rock groups -- they will be smitten and sent to hell. Let this be a lesson to you!

[Peter]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

What is plain from that picture is that Jesus has knocked down the lead singer, snatched his guitar, and is about to smite the rest of the group. And rightly so. This only goes to demonstrate that the Lord knows exactly what should and will be done to all rock groups -- they will be smitten and sent to hell. Let this be a lesson to you!

No, actually I don't see someone lying on the ground, so Jesus smited nobody, (the lead singer is on the right side of the picture) Jesus is the lead guitarist of the band.

[Talitha]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

No, actually I don't see someone lying on the ground, so Jesus smited nobody, (the lead singer is on the right side of the picture) Jesus is the lead guitarist of the band.

I think Pastor Eno has a point here. In the picture before this one, the lead Singer was certainly holding a Guitar.

So Peter, do you now realise that Jesus is as real as you or I?

By the way, that's a very Biblical name you have
I'm so glad you're finding Jesus at last.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

I'm happy with my method, thanks.

Don't be disgusting. We don't want to hear about your personal lezbeanic "styles".

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

WTF? All she was doing was wishing me luck on my Calculus Final. Get a grip.

Studying Calculus? Calculus Final? That's sounds a lot like thinly disguised codespeak for a certain female organ of lesbian lust.

Does the term "pillar of salt" mean anything to you ladies?

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

Studying Calculus? Calculus Final? That's sounds a lot like thinly disguised codespeak for a certain female organ of lesbian lust.

Does the term "pillar of salt" mean anything to you ladies?

You guys are gross. It's Calculus. The math.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calculus

Just cause you don't know what 2+2 means, doesn't mean I wanna be the same way.

[Peter]

Re: Jesus plays in a rock band

I think Pastor Eno has a point here. In the picture before this one, the lead Singer was certainly holding a Guitar.

So Peter, do you now realise that Jesus is as real as you or I?

By the way, that's a very Biblical name you have
I'm so glad you're finding Jesus at last.

It is historical correct that Jesus existed, but he is dead for almost 2000 years.