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  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263
    #16
    Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

    Originally posted by advil0 View Post
    I like who I am, and I assure you I did not choose this of me.
    Strange, because YOU made the thread called "I'm gay, and I want to be cured."

    Let me guess... you LIED to us for your entertainment. Is that it, homer?
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • advil0
        Unsaved trash, Hatemonger
        • Jan 2010
        • 11
        #17
        Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
        Strange, because YOU made the thread called "I'm gay, and I want to be cured."

        Let me guess... you LIED to us for your entertainment. Is that it, homer?
        I take full responsibility for that, but I meant no harm by it.

        And for the record I fully respect your guys' views and beliefs, don't think I dislike you just because you believe something or view a certain way.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453
            #18
            Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

            Originally posted by advil0 View Post
            I'm sorry.

            I really am gay, but i don't give a shit what you guys think, feel free to believe I'm going to hell, I'll be in the ground in my grave.

            I like who I am, and I assure you I did not choose this of me.
            Originally posted by advil0 View Post
            I take full responsibility for that, but I meant no harm by it.

            And for the record I fully respect your guys' views and beliefs, don't think I dislike you just because you believe something or view a certain way.
            You owe us an explanation for why you are here, why you posted like you did?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • GOD=life
                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 3263
                #19
                Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

                It's okay: it's just easier to have a conversation when everyone is honest about their intentions. I made a little story a week ago that might interest you. There is a boy called Ezekiel in it. I don't know if your real name is Bob too, but I hope you recognize some of it:

                Attention homosexuals: easy story, not-so-easy lesson! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=35892
                Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!)
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • advil0
                    Unsaved trash, Hatemonger
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 11
                    #20
                    Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    You owe us an explanation for why you are here, why you posted like you did?
                    I was bored, no harm done :/

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                      • GOD=life
                        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3263
                        #21
                        Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

                        Read the story... someone else can keep you company tonight and watch you while you sleep........
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22                         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • advil0
                            Unsaved trash, Hatemonger
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 11
                            #22
                            Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

                            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                            Read the story... someone else can keep you company tonight and watch you while you sleep........
                            I read the story, but honestly I'm fine with what I am, I don't dislike myself.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #23
                                Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

                                Originally posted by advil0 View Post
                                I read the story, but honestly I'm fine with what I am, I don't dislike myself.
                                That's because satan has sent demons up your rectum. If you had any self-respect, you'd be ashamed of yourself for being a queer and contemplate suicide every waking moment of the day. That's what God wants ou to do!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Jed_Cassidy
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • May 2009
                                    • 289
                                    #24
                                    Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

                                    Son, being homosexual is exactly like choosing your sexual preference on the Facebook: You can choose to be "interested in" men or women. Right now, my boy, your internal "facebook" so to speak is currently set to being "interested in men". All you need to do is reset this option to being "interested in women". It's that simple.
                                    Matthew 7:15
                                    Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                                      • A Follower
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 872
                                        #25
                                        Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

                                        Originally posted by advil0 View Post
                                        I was bored, no harm done :/
                                        How can you say that?

                                        Have you ever heard of the saying "You have only once chance to make a first impression"?

                                        By lying in your very first post you have not only done yourself a grave disservice, but all of your kind. Anyone who hadn't met a homer before will now know homers to be untrustworthy lying hellbound sinners. Are you sure you want to call that "no harm done"?

                                        Please learn to be nice to yourself and to others, it's not only better for you in this life, it might just be your first step towards God.
                                        Leviticus 26:15-16
                                        And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                                          • GOD=life
                                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 3263
                                            #26
                                            Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

                                            Originally posted by A Follower View Post
                                            By lying in your very first post you have not only done yourself a grave disservice, but all of your kind. Anyone who hadn't met a homer before will now know homers to be untrustworthy lying hellbound sinners. Are you sure you want to call that "no harm done"?
                                            Amen to that, Brother!

                                            Every single day people come here and lie to us Christians. And then when they fail miserably to keep up the act, they are surprised that they are perceived as liars. If you lie, you won't be trusted anymore, simple as that.
                                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                            Matthew 7:22                                             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                              • James Hutchins
                                                True Christian™
                                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                 
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 29453
                                                #27
                                                Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

                                                Amen to that! I had unfounded suspicions before though now they are confirmed. So from I have learned from Fox news , newspapers and here is:
                                                Homers rape male children
                                                Homers infect everyone with the AIDS
                                                Homers dress up in womens clothing
                                                Homers love Judy Garland and Cher
                                                ...and now that Homers all lie.

                                                Pretty despicable group if you ask me. I am all the more amazed at the Landover Outreach Program to cure these animals.
                                                Last edited by James Hutchins; 01-30-2010, 07:21 PM. Reason: Left out a period.
                                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 12414
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

                                                    I can't be bothered to read this whole thread. Has anyone suggested a big dose of Vitamin J (for Jesus) yet?
                                                    Posted via Prayer

                                                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                                                      • :(diversity):
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 45
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

                                                        Originally posted by advil0 View Post
                                                        Which is why I come here to see what I can do about it.

                                                        Any ideas?
                                                        Homosexuality is not a disease. You cannot be cured. That's who you are, you can't change that.

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                                                          • GOD=life
                                                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 3263
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured.

                                                            Originally posted by :(diversity): View Post
                                                            Homosexuality is not a disease. You cannot be cured. That's who you are, you can't change that.
                                                            It's a choice. Disease (AIDS) is the punishment.

                                                            Please do provide proof. We can point to many men who used to be homers but now have wonderful families.
                                                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                                            Matthew 7:22                                                             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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