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  • That Catholic Chick
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2010
    • 68

    #16
    Re: Spank the Gay Away!

    Originally posted by grey goose View Post
    Then you've been following the wrong father. You better get right with Jesus you petulant whore.
    Name calling. So very mature of you.


    Originally posted by grey goose View Post
    Oh, that's right, your catlik. you're more likely to have sex with a father (isnt that what you call priests) than be saved by one.
    Yes, that's what we call out preists. No, I never had sex with my priest, nor will I.

    Originally posted by grey goose View Post
    Proverbs 22:15:

    Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

    Proverbs 23: 14

    Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell
    Usually bad children get spankings. I've never done anything wrong so a spanking would be useless to me. Dontcha know?

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    • That Catholic Chick
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2010
      • 68

      #17
      Re: Spank the Gay Away!

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      You mean, he doesn't care enough about the health of your immortal soul to bother hitting you. I can't say I blame him.
      My dad cares more than enough about my immortal soul. I think that's one of the reasons why I got baptized.

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      • grey goose
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 72

        #18
        Re: Spank the Gay Away!

        Originally posted by That Catholic Chick View Post
        My dad cares more than enough about my immortal soul. I think that's one of the reasons why I got baptized.

        You werent baptized by a saved pastor of the LORD. Talk to Pastor Ezekiel, Pastor Isaac Peters, or Pastor Billy-Reuben if you wish to be saved. So Brother Temperance's point still stands.

        Genesis 38:24

        And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.


        I better not see you in town. God commands that I burn you.
        Christian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.

        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-29

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        • That Catholic Chick
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2010
          • 68

          #19
          Re: Spank the Gay Away!

          Originally posted by grey goose View Post
          I better not see you in town. God commands that I burn you.
          Listen, you ignorant cult following baboon. I better not see you in town, because I'll just laugh at you. I'll even pay you money to entertain me. Because that's what you're doing for me right now. You're making me laugh. Silly little clown you are. Now shoo! Go back under your "true" cristian hole and pray that you're saved when the rapture comes.

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          • grey goose
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 72

            #20
            Re: Spank the Gay Away!

            Originally posted by That Catholic Chick View Post
            Listen, you ignorant cult following baboon. I better not see you in town, because I'll just laugh at you. I'll even pay you money to entertain me. Because that's what you're doing for me right now. You're making me laugh. Silly little clown you are. Now shoo! Go back under your "true" cristian hole and pray that you're saved when the rapture comes.

            I'm trying to make you right with Jesus. Why are you here? Just for a few laughs? We are righteous people who just want to get together and talk about God.

            You are an example of the many downsides to freedom of speech.
            Christian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.

            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-29

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #21
              Re: Spank the Gay Away!

              Originally posted by That Catholic Chick View Post
              My dad cares more than enough about my immortal soul. I think that's one of the reasons why I got baptized.
              As Grey Goose says, you haven't been truly baptised. If you were, you'd be a Baptist.
              Originally posted by That Catholic Chick View Post
              Listen, you ignorant cult following baboon. I better not see you in town, because I'll just laugh at you. I'll even pay you money to entertain me. Because that's what you're doing for me right now. You're making me laugh. Silly little clown you are. Now shoo! Go back under your "true" cristian hole and pray that you're saved when the rapture comes.
              Friend, there is nothing funny about the Landover Baptist Church. We are not here for your entertainment, and I'm going to keep on giving you infractions until you get the message.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22372

                #22
                Re: Spank the Gay Away!

                Originally posted by That Catholic Chick View Post
                you ignorant cult following baboon
                Did anyone ever tell you that you are note a nice person?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • No Secrets Victoria
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 80

                  #23
                  Re: Spank the Gay Away!

                  Please respect the men on this forum. Know your place woman. You have no right to speak with a forked tongue at the brothers here

                  I would suggest you pray to our heavenly father for some humility and strip the veil of pride away from your body.

                  You are naked before GOD, he see's ALL. HE knows that you are secretly dreaming of sexual acts with the men you speak to here.
                  Just what we expect from a Catholic schoolgirl.
                  Shame on YOU!!

                  Lord, may she turn away from false teachings and embrace YOU, AMEN
                  King James Bible
                  Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #24
                    Re: Spank the Gay Away!

                    Originally posted by That Catholic Chick View Post
                    Name calling. So very mature of you.
                    Originally posted by That Catholic Chick View Post
                    Listen, you ignorant cult following baboon.
                    What's wrong with this picture?
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • No Secrets Victoria
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 80

                      #25
                      Re: Spank the Gay Away!

                      Pastor Issac, I am ashamed on her behalf. As a woman I a deeply offended by her actions, and obvious contempt for men of GOD.

                      Is there a passage of scripture you could recommend, Pastor, for women (myself included, shamefully, though not as often as before) who are prone to outbursts unbecoming of good Christian women.
                      We need men like you, good and wise to help us.

                      JESUS is KING
                      King James Bible
                      Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #26
                        Re: Spank the Gay Away!

                        Originally posted by No Secrets Victoria View Post
                        Pastor Issac, I am ashamed on her behalf. As a woman I a deeply offended by her actions, and obvious contempt for men of GOD.

                        Is there a passage of scripture you could recommend, Pastor, for women (myself included, shamefully, though not as often as before) who are prone to outbursts unbecoming of good Christian women.
                        We need men like you, good and wise to help us.

                        JESUS is KING
                        1. In Genesis 3:16 the Lord says to the woman: "Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you." The original structure at creation remained in effect after the fall into sin.

                        2. The headship principle is clearly set forth also in the New Testament. In I Corinthians 11:3 Paul says, "the head of the woman is man," and in Ephesians 5 the apostle tells wives to submit to their husbands "for the husband is the head of the wife." (Eph. 5:22- 23) The apostle Peter refers to this headship principle when he singles out Sarah as an example in obeying Abraham and calling him Lord. (cf. I Peter 3:1-7)

                        3. The headship of man in his role of leadership to which the woman is subordinate is therefore God's arrangement for good order. (Genesis 1:31)
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                        • Jessica
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 13

                          #27
                          Re: Spank the Gay Away!

                          I am not if the opinon that gays can be saved through spanking or any other method, but certainly spanking is the least a parent can do in trying to save the soul of their child.
                          1 Corinthians 11:3
                          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                          • Raimund
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 182

                            #28
                            Re: Spank the Gay Away!

                            Originally posted by Jessica View Post
                            I am not if the opinon that gays can be saved through spanking or any other method, but certainly spanking is the least a parent can do in trying to save the soul of their child.
                            They are right about the spankings, remember the old saying, "Spare The Rod, Spoil The Child", I wish I'd had been punished properly when I was young, but then, my downfall was drugs, not homosexuality. I'm grateful that I had the chance of being married and having three wonderful children, all are married and I'm a grandfather now.

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                            • mossnerking
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 4

                              #29
                              Re: Spank the Gay Away!

                              good!

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: Spank the Gay Away!

                                Originally posted by mossnerking View Post
                                good!
                                Friend, that's not a post. It's not even a sentence. It's a word. Would you care to expand on that thought at all?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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