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Spank the Gay Away!
A True Christian Man™ tells us how his loving True Christian™ Mother literally spanked the gay demons out of his colon.
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The reason good parenting like this has gone out of fashion is, the liberals cant make money by selling a one page book. Spank em till their good! Take that Dr. Spock!Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean. -
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I know other Brothers in Christ are wondering the same thing - what if my son, or lesbian daughter, is into BDSM? What is the proper punishment? Surely Jesus devised a way to save even the most stubborn cases of the gay.Christian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.
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Well I'm not particularly good with heathen vernacular so I looked it up. I had to use google, the search engine of satans pornography, because my favorite christian search engine (seekfind.org) can't interact with satan.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
Bdsm is when one is sexually aroused by pain. DisgustingChristian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.
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5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Spanking the gay away? Spanking the gay away? Yeah, that's really affective.
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Actually it is. We have several saved gays in our Church.Originally posted by That Catholic Chick View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Yes, old man because everyone knows when you spank a gay person you won't be possibly turning them on, you'll be making them straight?Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
Spankings, huh? on the wrist or on the bottom?Comment
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Originally posted by That Catholic Chick View Post
Only a Cathrelik would ask such a silly question! Do you get some kinda freakish enjoyment if you daddy spanks you?Comment
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Show some respect to your elders, girlie!Originally posted by That Catholic Chick View Post
Gays aren't the only ones we spank around here...
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.Comment
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Nah, my father respects me too much to hit me.Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostComment
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Now is the time where I throw my head back and laugh.Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View PostShow some respect to your elders, girlie!
You people and spankings. Whatever happenend to a good a ole lecture?Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View PostGays aren't the only ones we spank around here...Comment
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Then you've been following the wrong father. You better get right with Jesus you petulant whore.Originally posted by That Catholic Chick View Post
Oh, that's right, your catlik. you're more likely to have sex with a father (isnt that what you call priests) than be saved by one.
Proverbs 22:15:
Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
Proverbs 23: 14
Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hellChristian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.
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You mean, he doesn't care enough about the health of your immortal soul to bother hitting you. I can't say I blame him.Originally posted by That Catholic Chick View Post
That is indeed what they call their pedo-priests, in direct contradiction of God's Word!Originally posted by grey goose View Post
Matthew 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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