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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6572

    #1

    "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

    The bishop of the city of Tursi has declared homosexuals should not receive communion or be given funerals.

    In an interview published last Friday on pontifex.roma.it, a website created toprove and defend Christianity’, Bishop Francesco Nolè declared that ‘irregulars’ such as criminals and homosexuals should not be given communions or funerals. This, he said, is not to be seen as discrimination, but rather as ‘healthy medicine’ for those close to the person: “Our behaviour, which could be perceived as mean or cruel, in the long-run often heals and evangelises.”...

    His statements were made just days after two members of the Vatican were exposed as being part of a male prostitution ring.

    “The church, with its eternal obsession with compassion, is or has already succumbed. Homosexual couples or those who are divorced and re-married are being called ‘irregulars’ instead of ‘public sinners’, and so the concept of sin itself goes down the drain.

    “Nothing surprises me anymore. Homosexuality, which is a disease, has become something normal. They sprout like poisonous mushrooms, and instead of feeling shame they celebrate this plague and the church itself minimalises these sins. Homosexuality itself is not a sin, you can’t punish a sufferer. But it becomes one when the abomination is practised. It’s disgraceful.”

    Though probably a homo himself, the bishop has a point. Leave the corpses of homos out in the open, to have their open eyes shriveling like old grapes before being pecked out by the crows, their sinfull loins stinking of decay until they are ripped out and fought over by feral dogs....While a "pride parade" of insects crawls into their festering orifaces....
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  • Nathan B. Forrest
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    True Christian™
    • Mar 2010
    • 394

    #2
    Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

    Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
    Leave the corpses of homos out in the open, to have their open eyes shriveling like old grapes before being pecked out by the crows, their sinfull loins stinking of decay until they are ripped out and fought over by feral dogs....While a "pride parade" of insects crawls into their festering orifaces....

    I'd say this is a good start...

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    • Nurse Clampett
      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
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      • Jan 2009
      • 974

      #3
      Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

      I must say rotting homos would be a tad unhygienic. Throw their vile carcasses in a lime pit. Then it will be a fruity finish to a fruity life.
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • Nathan B. Forrest
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        True Christian™
        • Mar 2010
        • 394

        #4
        Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
        I must say rotting homos would be a tad unhygienic. Throw their vile carcasses in a lime pit. Then it will be a fruity finish to a fruity life.

        Very true, ma'am!!!!

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        • Bob4God
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          • Apr 2008
          • 5274

          #5
          Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

          Well I for one know I wouldn't want the carcasses of homosexuals just lying there in the open. They carry diseases, after all! (Homosexuals, not carcasses.)

          I would prefer to see something like an Official Homo Landfill, where their bodies are safely disposed of in a trash heap for wild animals to gnaw on, but where the general public can't become infected with AIDs.
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          • BelieverInGod
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            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

            Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
            Well I for one know I wouldn't want the carcasses of homosexuals just lying there in the open. They carry diseases, after all! (Homosexuals, not carcasses.)

            I would prefer to see something like an Official Homo Landfill, where their bodies are safely disposed of in a trash heap for wild animals to gnaw on, but where the general public can't become infected with AIDs.
            But wouldn't that turn the animals homer? I know I don't want to eat any homer bear! And what if my dogs got out and started noshing on them, would the dog turn Homer?

            I have to agree with Nurse Clampett, lime pits are the way to go.
            Drama queen

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            • Sister Kitty
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              True Christian™
              • Mar 2010
              • 857

              #7
              Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

              We just bury them deep in the permafrost here. That way they never decay and infect the vegetation, insects and all the way up the food chain back to us. Second best thing to a black hole.
              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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              • Newschooler
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                • Mar 2010
                • 6

                #8
                Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

                Jesus was never a violent nor morbid person. Would he approve of watching someone rot and using slanderous words to hurt their feelings? No. I simply cannot believe how sick some of you are

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                • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                  Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                   
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 6572

                  #9
                  Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

                  Originally posted by Newschooler View Post
                  Jesus was never a violent nor morbid person. Would he approve of watching someone rot and using slanderous words to hurt their feelings? No. I simply cannot believe how sick some of you are
                  Please include a quote from the book of Revelations that is neither violent nor morbid.
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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #10
                    Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

                    Pushing them out to sea on flaming funeral pyres is a possibility...though I don't really want my tax dollars spent on the wooden rafts, etc. That way, we know the bodies are disposed of hygenically, and we don't have to see or deal with the remains again.

                    If a grieving "partner" throws themselves on the burning raft as it pulls away from shore, so much the better.

                    (Or, they could always "trip".....)

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                    • Cranky Old Man
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                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22371

                      #11
                      Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

                      Originally posted by Newschooler View Post
                      Jesus was never a violent nor morbid person. Would he approve of watching someone rot and using slanderous words to hurt their feelings? No. I simply cannot believe how sick some of you are
                      People God hates: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 2241

                        #12
                        Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

                        Oh that the Bishop gets his wish!

                        Imagine all the rotted dead priest skeletons that would be littering the Vatican!!


                        His Corn-holiness Pope Benedict can stand on his little faggy balcony and contemplate his eternity in the Lake of Fire!!




                        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                        • Bob4God
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                          • Apr 2008
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                          #13
                          Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

                          Concerns about infecting wildlife are understandable. Would it be too expensive to the tax payer for the government to furnish Glad trash bags to store the corpses in? They are very much rip-resistant, and it would keep the animals safe from the AIDs.
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                          • David Shinick
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                            • Mar 2010
                            • 10

                            #14
                            Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

                            Why would one want to touch a homers corpse? I would not want to get the AIDs. In my country we burn the corpse where it is, vacuum it up, and appropriately dispose of it into the trash.
                            God hates queers!

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                            • Mistress Cookie
                              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 6790

                              #15
                              Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop

                              Originally posted by David Shinick View Post
                              Why would one want to touch a homers corpse? I would not want to get the AIDs. In my country we burn the corpse where it is, vacuum it up, and appropriately dispose of it into the trash.
                              But if I'm not mistaken (I read this somewhere, or perhaps it was in a sermon) don't the fellow homosexuals also follow the gay remains' scent trail, and often devour the corpse for you? They are so conditioned to (if you'll pardon me) "eat" flesh, it is the next natural cycle.

                              This would be a good trap to lay to identify homogays that are beneath the radar; Maybe leave out a homosexual corpse, and observe the wolf pack form?
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