[Professor Bessemer]

Re: 15, gay, need help

I want to be a true Christian, but I was always told homosexuality isn't a choice, but rather one is born with it. How can someone choose not to be homosexual if this is the case? Help!

Son, if what I have highlighted above was true, I would still be gay, would I not? Well, I am 100% heterosexual now, even though for years I had nearly non stop anonymous anal and oral sex with literally thousands of attractive, virile young queers.

You see, Sodomania is a mental disease that gays choose to be infected with. One day years ago, after a particularly disgusting orgy of fag sex that left me in the hospital with various objects lodged in my colon, I chose to cure myself of my disease. With the help of Jesus, voluntary surgery, and intense aversion therapy, I was cured!

And as I said before, I am now a straight man. I consider my impotence and urinary incontinence (there were some complications related to my surgeries) a gentle reminder from God that my previous lifestyle choice was the wrong one.

The first step to curing yourself is accepting that being gay is your fault. Once you have done that, you can ask the Lord for His help. God is always happy when a homosexual realizes the errors of his ways and begs for forgiveness. Glory!

[James Dewitt]

Re: 15, gay, need help

I want to be a true Christian, but I was always told homosexuality isn't a choice, but rather one is born with it. How can someone choose not to be homosexual if this is the case? Help!

Go find a Good Baptist Church. Tell the Pastor that you are a Homersexural, let him beat you repeatedly about the head and shoulders with a Holy KJV1611 Bible until you come to your senses. Then join the ex-homer program. Get right with Jesus before God takes His anger out on YOU!

[Ezekiel 2517]

Re: 15, gay, need help

I want to be a true Christian, but I was always told homosexuality isn't a choice, but rather one is born with it. How can someone choose not to be homosexual if this is the case? Help!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: 15, gay, need help

hi, im a gay 15 year old boy and i want a way for god to not hate me, im not happy the way i am and would like to change.

i just want to make a few things clear though, because i dont want to get hate i want to get help.

1. i do not have AIDs, i am a virgin
2. i was not brought up gay, fundemental christian family
3. i do not want to rape anyone, and fantasies about men i may have happen with consent.
4. i love god, and i want him to do the same to me
5. i do not want to burn in hell

HELP

As an Ex-Gay© myself, I know what you are going through. But the good news is, your underage backside is unsullied by homosexual contact. At this point, as far as God is concerned, you are not a queer. Read the following verse closely:

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

You see, you have yet to allow another sodomitic sinner to despoil you, and this is a good thing! As others have posted, simply stop desiring homosexual contact and things will be fine. Unless you are Jewish, Catholic, Buddhist, Sikh, Methodist, Mormon, Muslim, or any other false religion. In that case you would still be damned even if you were not a potential homosexual. Stop wanting to have sex with men and become a True Christian™ member of this church and eternity will be you reward! Praise!

[SonofMan]

Re: 15, gay, need help

The only cure for homosexuality is a good, firm reading of the King James bible!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 15, gay, need help

You monkey loving homers seem proud to have the AIDS.

Well, as long as it kills mostly your ilk, I'm not concerned. GOD will recognize His own.

Unfortunately Brother, with their liebral cousins the Scientologists, the AID infected homers are living longer and longer so they can spread even more AIDS around.

[The Hand]

Re: 15, gay, need help

you do realise that aids can also be transfered woman-man, yeah? and you do realise how aids spread, yeah? by one guy f*cking a monkey not sure if you realise this with you 15th century views on life, but the rest of the world has grown up and come to reason, some people are different

You monkey loving homers seem proud to have the AIDS.

Well, as long as it kills mostly your ilk, I'm not concerned. GOD will recognize His own.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 15, gay, need help

=tommi 94;507573]

you do realise that aids can also be transfered woman-man, yeah?

Not if you only have relations with your wife!

and you do realise how aids spread, yeah? by one guy f*cking a monkey

Why on earth would you have sex with a monkey? You homersexurals will have sex with anything that walks or slithers.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 15, gay, need help

you do realise that aids can also be transfered woman-man, yeah?

By doing unnatural acts with women it can be spread like sticking it where it doesn't belong or doing it on her unclean time.

[tommi 94]

Re: 15, gay, need help

you do realise that aids can also be transfered woman-man, yeah? and you do realise how aids spread, yeah? by one guy f*cking a monkey not sure if you realise this with you 15th century views on life, but the rest of the world has grown up and come to reason, some people are different

[James Dewitt]

Re: 15, gay, need help

obviously none of you have tried to have anal sex with another man, trust me, it is so so good. you would understand what im talking about when you try it, go on give it a go you prejudice ignorant people

Look homer we do not want you to spread you death life style here. You butt rangers will go to Hell and that is that, no question. God gave all you the AID for a reason, you have sinned. Soon you will die and when you are falling to the pits of HELL, remember this its YOUR FAULT!

[tommi 94]

Re: 15, gay, need help

obviously none of you have tried to have anal sex with another man, trust me, it is so so good. you would understand what im talking about when you try it, go on give it a go you prejudice ignorant people

[Jedediah]

Re: 15, gay, need help

Son, I was exactly where you are now when I was 15. It's not too late to get right with the LORD. You can read my testimony 6 posts down in this thread.

Philippians 4:13
I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 15, gay, need help

He's not a cruel God.

Those that don't go to heaven are tormented forever in hell.

Daniel 12:2
And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.


Matthew 13:41-42
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


Matthew 18:8-9
If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.


Matthew 22:13
Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.


Matthew 25:41, 46
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels. ... And these shall go away into everlasting punishment.


Mark 9:43-48
... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.


Luke 16:22-24
And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.


John 5:28-29
The hour is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice, And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.


2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction.


Revelation 14:10-11
The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever.


Revelation 20:10
And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.


Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

God created evil.

Proverbs 16:4
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Joshua 23:15
Therefore it shall come to pass, that as all good things are come upon you, which the LORD your God promised you; so shall the LORD bring upon you all evil things, until he have destroyed you from off this good land which the LORD your God hath given you.

1 Samuel 16:14
But the Spirit of the LORD departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the LORD troubled him.

2 Samuel 12:11
Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun.

1 Kings 9:9
And they shall answer, Because they forsook the LORD their God, who brought forth their fathers out of the land of Egypt, and have taken hold upon other gods, and have worshipped them, and served them: therefore hath the LORD brought upon them all this evil.

2 Kings 22:16
Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, and upon the inhabitants thereof, even all the words of the book which the king of Judah hath read:

[GOD=life]

Re: 15, gay, need help

Maybe they want us to accept gays and murderers so that 100% of people will go to Hell.

Maybe they hope that then God won't send people to Hell... who knows.