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  • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    I was at the Tax Day Tea Party today, brandishing my B. HITLERSEIN OBAMA IS A RACIST NAZI!!!! sign and thinking I couldn't possibly feel more outraged when I noticed my niece Brandi (my sister claimed to have an "appointment" and Brandi has been suspended from school (being a lazy papist, my sister refuses to homeschool her daughter) so I agreed to take her) had a new iPod. Knowing this troubled young unsaved trash girl's history with the devil's music, I ripped it from her hands and listened to the junk coming from the ear pieces.
    Sure enough, it was hardcore rock and roll. A "singer", according to the information on the player's screen, named Justin Bieber.
    Grabbing Brandi by the arm, I hauled her out of there (sorry I had to leave so early, fellow teabaggers) and back to the Whitford estate. Locking her in the guest prayer closet, I powered up the computer, called my husband - Mr. Whitford - to explain the situation so he could remotely log into JesOS and unlock the search engine to allow my Godly investigation, said a prayer and started looking around the internet for information on this Bieber person.

    What I found has shocked me to my very core.

    Justin Bieber is no ordinary rock and roller bent on raging against God. No, he is nothing less than a tool of the homosexual agenda whose sole purpose is to drive our young girls from a righteous existence as help meets for their future husbands and convert them into radical feminazi bulldykes.
    Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

    First, here is the young man in question...



    Right away, you can tell there's something different. He has the long, hippy hair of the typical rock and roller, but despite being 16, his features are still smooth and delicate. In fact, he looks quite... feminine. And young girls are screaming with lust for him!!!
    1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
    6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

    It gets worse. Justin Bieber, the rock and roll sensation who is filling the youth of our nation with filthy thoughts, isn't even American.
    That's right. Justin Bieber is from SOVIET CANUCKISTAN! America's attic - Canada! The frozen tundra that has legalized sodomite "marriage" and is full of nothing but marihuana cigarette smoking blubber munchers! That icy wasteland has become what we've long feared it would - a staging area for a sodomite terrorist invasion with the intent of destroying the most basic foundation of our nation. The American family.

    This should be enough proof, but it doesn't end there. You would look at his last name and as a normal person, you would pronounce it as "Bye-ber". No, his name is pronounced "Bee-ber". Beeber. Sounds very, VERY close - too close to be coincidence - to "Beaver". The national symbol of Soviet Canuckistan and even more damning, a slang term for a certain piece of the female anatomy that should only ever be seen by a woman, her husband, and Jesus!
    Then there is his first name. "Justin". Just in. Justin Bieber. Just in beeber. "Just in beaver"!!!!!!! That SICK subliminal message is being transmitted to your daughters, your nieces, your grandchildren every time they hear or read his name!!!! "Justin Bieber". "Just in beaver". Sodomites and liberals have NO SHAME!!!!!

    The next piece of evidence is the videos. I will not waste your time by showing you more than one.

    WARNING: DO NOT WATCH THE FOLLOWING UNLESS YOU ARE A GOLD TITHER OR ABOVE, AND ONLY WATCH IN THE COMPANY OF OTHER TRUE CHRISTIANS™, ESPECIALLY A PASTOR OR TWO AND NOT WITHOUT AT LEAST A FULL HALF HOUR OF PRAYER BEFOREHAND!

    WARNING 2: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO NOT ONLY FEATURES HARD CORE ROCK AND ROLL, BUT FEATURES A RAPPIST DOING HIS STREET EBONICS "THING"!



    What immediately stands out is how many unsaved youth are gathered in an unchaperoned environment while Justin Bieber works to seduce a young adolescent girl! There may be graphic sexual encounters later on in the video, but I couldn't bring myself to watch the whole thing so I can't be sure of that. Something I'm sure the liberals who made this trash knew when they filmed it and ensured no decent person could make it through without vomiting.
    Ephesians 5:17 Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Lord is.
    5:18 And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;
    5:19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;
    5:20 Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ;
    5:21 Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.

    Then there is the most damning evidence of all. Proof positive that Justin Bieber has been groomed to turn young women into lesbians.
    I've commented on his tender feminine looks already, but I didn't share the whole story.

    Before you procede, please go to your prayer closet for an hour or two, then send in an extra tithe to the church. When you come back, make sure you are sheathed in the full Armor of God.
    Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

    Welcome back. Ready?



    Yes! Justin Bieber looks like a lesbian!
    Imagine the recruitment line that allows the typical aggressive bulldyke!
    "Hi there, sweetie. I see you're a Justin Bieber fan. He's sexy, isn't he? Hey, don't you think I look a lot like him? Yeah. Come back to my pad with me, we can totally rock out to his music there."

    THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IF SOMETHING ISN'T DONE ABOUT IT NOW!

    Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
    1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

    WRITE TO YOUR STATE AND FEDERAL REPRESENTATIVES! INSIST THAT IF THEY REFUSE TO BAN JUSTIN BIEBER'S "MUSIC" OR RESTRICT IT TO ADULTS, THEN THEY AT LEAST PASS A LAW FORCING HIM TO CUT HIS HAIR AND GROW A BEARD!!!

    Join me in prayer, my friends. The homosexual agenda is in full attack mode and they have sent Justin Bieber to convert your daughters to lesbianism!
    Your such a dumb cooter. Americas attic? more like canadas basment. Dumb cooter. piffle you. Im sick of you stupid ass brainwashed followers.

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    • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

      Originally posted by lifeleecher View Post
      Your such a dumb cooter. Americas attic? more like canadas basment. Dumb cooter. piffle you. Im sick of you stupid ass brainwashed followers.
      You are from the 51st state?

      I suggest you click the red x button at the top right hand portion of your browser, if you are sick of us.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

        Well, I would expect nothing else from a heavy metal rocker like him.

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        • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

          You guys are all insane Justin Bieber is the greatest. Even god would agree

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          • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

            Originally posted by jus666 View Post
            You guys are all insane Justin Bieber is the greatest. Even god would agree
            You are insane, Justin Bieber rapes children for fun and God clearly agrees with me.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              You are insane, Justin Bieber rapes children for fun and God clearly agrees with me.
              You're right Cranky, but I've alwys wondered is Justin Bieber a demon from hell or where do he come from?

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              • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

                Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                You're right Cranky, but I've alwys wondered is Justin Bieber a demon from hell or where do he come from?
                It's even worse. He is from Canada!
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  It's even worse. He is from Canada!
                  Maybe weshould nuke Canada after all true canadian christians have moved away

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                  • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

                    Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                    Maybe weshould nuke Canada after all true canadian christians have moved away
                    I always figured we should just let all of the liebral elite move up there, move the few True Christians(tm) down here, and then build a wall. That way they can grow all the marijuana they want in their snow banks.

                    The only issue is that technically all of the natural resources up there belong to American companies. How do we stop them from cutting off our pipelines?
                    Drama queen

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                    • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

                      Justin Bieber is a dumba##. Further ruining our already ruined society.

                      I don't get what's up with "music" these days being about nothing but either parties, drugs, getting drunk, wasted, etc... And then there's this stupid puppy love by tweens.

                      Music should have its beauty, unlike this crap by Bieber.

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                      • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Oh I wouldn't want to hurt him.


                        I'd like to have him in my basement though. I guarantee you that he'd be singing praises to Jesus when he got out.
                        This is the single most homosexual thing I have ever heard, this man just said he wants to rape justin beiber in her basement until he follows jesus. Dude you have more problems than the catholics

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                        • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

                          Originally posted by rmacd2po View Post
                          This is the single most homosexual thing I have ever heard, this man just said he wants to rape justin beiber in her basement until he follows jesus. Dude you have more problems than the catholics
                          It's only your sick mind twisting it into something it isn't.

                          Pastor Zeke has a chapel in his basement, you pervert.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                          • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            I always figured we should just let all of the liebral elite move up there, move the few True Christians™ down here, and then build a wall. That way they can grow all the marijuana they want in their snow banks.

                            The only issue is that technically all of the natural resources up there belong to American companies. How do we stop them from cutting off our pipelines?
                            That is also an idea

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                            • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

                              Originally posted by rmacd2po View Post
                              This is the single most homosexual thing I have ever heard, this man just said he wants to rape justin beiber in her basement until he follows jesus. Dude you have more problems than the catholics
                              Oh wow

                              This reminds me of that joke about the man at the psychiatrists office. The shrink puts the man through the Rorschach tests and for every picture the man says "two people having sex". The shrink says "I think you're obsessed with sex", and the man replies "ME! You're the one with all the dirty pictures!"

                              Guess which one you are in that joke.
                              Drama queen

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                              • Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

                                you catholic extremists make me laugh, "justin beiber is a gateway to homosexuality" yea.. right, cuz justin beiber has been caught molesting young boys, ALREADY 2 pastors have been arrested for child molestation, so tell me, what is truly a gateway to homosexuality? it seems quite clear that Christianity leads to homosexual acts, they are not just rapists, they are rapists raping little boys, most recently the pastor raped a boy under FOURTEEN, I wonder who is going to burn in hell, the pastor or the child? I have my money on the pastor, because hes a sick motherfucker. you christians are sick sick fucks, and thats being nice. beating women, raping children, have fun in eternal damnation you fucking perverse bastards.

                                I leave you god fearing fucks with these words.

                                The time has come at last
                                For years we have followed the wake of his perilous rule
                                Serpent of deception you will fall to your knees
                                When this is all said and done
                                March my minions for I have freed you from your timeless chambers
                                I have been dying to see you die
                                Among all the witnesses to my last words
                                Your pitiful scheme will fail
                                You will fail again
                                If you only knew the harm I've caused
                                In my journey to cleanse you from this earth
                                Every first born child I have slaughtered and every virgin I have defiled
                                Even the blind have seen my blasphemies
                                The deaf hears my sacrilege
                                Halt! Fallen one I provoke thee
                                I created your existence
                                I can surely cease you of life
                                So kill yourself
                                Mindless fool
                                Your apprentice has expired
                                Banished to the netherworld from which I have spawned
                                Where is your sense of tyranny
                                You can't even keep up with your own kind
                                My name is scattered amongst those who have feared this day
                                I am not who you claim me to be
                                Do you know what you have done
                                This is what we've become
                                I sense your pathetic guilt
                                This is what we've become
                                How you under estimate the power of denial sickens me
                                And I reject any last apologies
                                This is the last time you hear my name
                                But forever I haunt your dreams of agony
                                You know my name
                                I am the fallen one
                                I am all that is evil
                                I am diabolical
                                I am the end.
                                Now, I have to go, because Im about to engage in premerital sex, repeatedly. Have a nice day you idiots.

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