[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

A true god would judge by somebody's morals, and not by what kinky things they enjoy.

So you're saying there's nothing immoral about having sex with a dead deer, the man is just "kinky"? If you research him more, you'll find he once killed a horse just to have sex with it. So is bestialnecrophila "kinky" or is it immoral?
You claim to know better than God, so please enlighten us.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Religious wackos that want to send the whole world to hell. You are all no better than Hitler or the Nazis. Quote your genocidal holy book all you want, but whoever god is isn't going to be defined in words or by a man with an ingenious imagination. A true god would judge by somebody's morals, and not by what kinky things they enjoy. I'm not gay myself, but that doesn't give me absolutely any right whatsoever to tell somebody else what they ought to be.

You are about as wrong as wrong can be, pal.

Jesus suffered and died (temorarily) on the cross so that FEWER of us would spend eternity in hellfire, which is what we all deserve thanks to Eve eating that apple.

Hitler was a catlick papist, not a Christian. We are not mary worshipers, we worship Jesus Christ (see above).

How is the Holy Bible a "genocidal" book? Can you cite any specific scriptures that advocate genocide?

As for homersexurals, well everyone knows that they are an abomination and that God hates them.

It seems to me that you are going against God. Are you sure you want to take that path? Why not give up your hatred and accept Jesus now?

[nuclear12347]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

So you're saying there's nothing immoral about having sex with a dead deer, the man is just "kinky"? If you research him more, you'll find he once killed a horse just to have sex with it. So is bestialnecrophila "kinky" or is it immoral?
You claim to know better than God, so please enlighten us.

Actually you are taking what I said way out of context here. I never said that having sex with a horse was moral. Reread my post to figure it out since it seems it flew right over your head at Mach 1.

[nuclear12347]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

You are about as wrong as wrong can be, pal.

Jesus suffered and died (temorarily) on the cross so that FEWER of us would spend eternity in hellfire, which is what we all deserve thanks to Eve eating that apple.

Hitler was a catlick papist, not a Christian. We are not mary worshipers, we worship Jesus Christ (see above).

How is the Holy Bible a "genocidal" book? Can you cite any specific scriptures that advocate genocide?

As for homersexurals, well everyone knows that they are an abomination and that God hates them.

It seems to me that you are going against God. Are you sure you want to take that path? Why not give up your hatred and accept Jesus now?

I love how you imply things that you don't even know. You say "everybody" when in fact your are a small minority of people and your opinion is objected to every day by people of equal or higher standards than you. How is the bible genocidal you ask? How about you go look up the word genocide, read its definition, and come back when you have a decent understand of why I say that. I can provide innumerable scriptures that promote genocide in so many ways.

http://www.awitness.org/contrabib/history/genress.html

That is just the tip of the iceberg.

[nuclear12347]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

"When the Lord your God brings you into the land you are entering to possess and drives out before you may nations...then you must destroy them totally. Make no treaty with them and show them no mercy." Deuteronomy 7:1-2
"...do not leave alive anything that breaths. Completely destroy them...as the Lord your God has commanded you..." Deuteronomy 20:16

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

"When the Lord your God brings you into the land you are entering to possess and drives out before you may nations...then you must destroy them totally. Make no treaty with them and show them no mercy." Deuteronomy 7:1-2
"...do not leave alive anything that breaths. Completely destroy them...as the Lord your God has commanded you..." Deuteronomy 20:16

So your argument is with God then. You think that you know more than God Almighty, who created Heaven and earth?

If God commands us to wipe out a nation, then He has His reasons why. But He also shows His mercy. For example....

Under God's direction, Moses' army defeated the Midianites. They kill all the adult males, but take the women and children captive. When Moses learns that they left some live, he angrily says: "Have you saved all the women alive? Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." So they went back and did as Moses (and presumably God) instructed, killing everyone except for the virgins. In this way they got 32,000 virgins --captive girl children virgins! ---- Numbers 31:1-54

Praise God! He spared the virgins so that Moses' army might have some servants and wives. Even a hater like you can't take exception to THAT! Glory!!

God has already promised to kill most people. Very few will make it to Heaven.

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33)

I hope you will read the Bible and reconsider your anger at God.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Actually you are taking what I said way out of context here. I never said that having sex with a horse was moral. Reread my post to figure it out since it seems it flew right over your head at Mach 1.

You pretty much say that perverted lustful crimes against nature aren't immoral, just something kinky someone enjoys, so how is it taking what you say out of contexts? There is no difference between one man sticking his tallywhacker up another man's behind and a man killing a deer for carnal relationships with the carcass. Both are disgusting and unnatural, and both are highly immoral. Nobody makes one man choose to smear Vaseline(tm) over another man's backside, just as nobody makes another man choose to shoot a deer for anything other than some tasty venison and a swell trophy for his den.

Religious wackos that want to send the whole world to hell. You are all no better than Hitler or the Nazis. Quote your genocidal holy book all you want, but whoever god is isn't going to be defined in words or by a man with an ingenious imagination. A true god would judge by somebody's morals, and not by what kinky things they enjoy. I'm not gay myself, but that doesn't give me absolutely any right whatsoever to tell somebody else what they ought to be.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Religious wackos that want to send the whole world to hell. You are all no better than Hitler or the Nazis. Quote your genocidal holy book all you want, but whoever god is isn't going to be defined in words or by a man with an ingenious imagination. A true god would judge by somebody's morals, and not by what kinky things they enjoy. I'm not gay myself, but that doesn't give me absolutely any right whatsoever to tell somebody else what they ought to be.

What are you, a self-hating heterosexual or something? Why can't you just enjoy and celebrate the fact that you're normal, rather than pretending that you're no better than a filthy queer? Are you one of those treacherous men who think that women should have rights or something?

Nobody makes one man choose to smear Vaseline™ over another man's backside, just as nobody makes another man choose to shoot a deer for anything other than some tasty venison and a swell trophy for his den.

Or the pure pleasure of killing, that's acceptable as well. That's just part of God's Natural Order, so it's not weird unless he then mounts it. Well, mounting it on his wall is alright, but you know what I mean.

[Juliette]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I love how you imply things that you don't even know. You say "everybody" when in fact your are a small minority of people and your opinion is objected to every day by people of equal or higher standards than you. How is the bible genocidal you ask? How about you go look up the word genocide, read its definition, and come back when you have a decent understand of why I say that. I can provide innumerable scriptures that promote genocide in so many ways.

http://www.awitness.org/contrabib/history/genress.html

That is just the tip of the iceberg.

I read a lot about violence and wars in that link lady. But nothing about genocide. Are you aware of what that word exactly means?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Folks, I am happy to inform you that our "unidentified" mother has made such progress with her son that the boy has become his preschool's deacon of heterosexuality. Below, he can be seen on the lookout for homer type behavior, ready to strike when the Lord commands him.

[iLOVEgeorgebush]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

i love how just when this church insults homosexuals that all of a sudden makes them right. which it doesnt of course. The first sentence was just clever sarcasm.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

i love how just when this church insults homosexuals that all of a sudden makes them right. which it doesnt of course.

Of course not. No-one ever claimed that queers were right.

The first sentence was just clever sarcasm.

If that's clever sarcasm, I'd certainly hate to see what idiotic sarcasm looks like.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

If all of the aforementioned methods fail, I would apply Deuteronomy 21:18-21:



If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

You see - stoning is in fact recommeded, my question would be why the child's father was not involved in this discipline. Beating the children is typically a man's responsibility in the glorious KJV, is it not? Evidently stoning was left to the menfolk.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Shout GLORY!

[Pablo Escobar]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I wouldn't suppose the child has actually chosen, but he does seem to have an interest in Eurohomer Football (soccer) and he seems to ignore American Football (the real thing).

Yeah, men in tight pants squatting and calling for bigger tackles and softer hands! Something very manly about that!