[Talitha]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Spanking toddlers?

And they say WE have molestation problems...just look at these heretics.

And you're not helping either, Noddy Iscariot!

As you well know, True Christian(tm) spanking is certainly not the same thing as Catlicker spanking which usually involves pervert priests and Boy Buggery.
So I've been told.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Spanking toddlers?

And they say WE have molestation problems...just look at these heretics.

You have some nerve, comparing the Godly correction of children to Romanist boy-boinking. The correction of children is commanded in Scripture:

Prov. 22:15 Foolishness [is] bound in the heart of a child; [but] the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

Prov. 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for [if] thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

Where in Scripture does it tell you to molest altar boys? Go on; show me. I'm waiting.

And you're not helping either, Noddy Iscariot!

More like Noddy Saved. If you envy her because she has found Jesus and you haven't, all you need to do is to renounce Catholicism and altar boys, start reading the King James Bible, and hit that PayPal button at the bottom of your screen.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

More like Noddy Saved. If you envy her because she has found Jesus and you haven't, all you need to do is to renounce Catholicism and altar boys, start reading the King James Bible, and hit that PayPal button at the bottom of your screen.

Ooooh thank you for coming to my rescue, Pastor Isaac! The foul bead-fondler was calling noddy a 'judas'!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Spanking toddlers?

And they say WE have molestation problems...just look at these heretics.

And you're not helping either, Noddy Iscariot!

Comparing yourself to Jesus? Why am I so unsurprised?


Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

If toddlers are shapen in iniquity and sin, of course they need the sin beaten out of them. That's just common sense.

[Doobs]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Bullwhip sounds about right.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Well, the pro-abort "brother" got banned...A victory for us!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Well, the pro-abort "brother" got banned...A victory for us!

Would you like to be banned for spewing vile papist lies on God's favorite forum?

No True Christian™ would ever take a pro-baby killing position.

And whatever toe-tapping may or may not have gone on here, that is a private church issue. Unless Fox News carries the story, then we'll have a public comment.

[Doobs]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Fox is the best news source. All those other stations just wanna desecrate the US. They are gonna go to hell.

[Cookie]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I wouldn't suppose the child has actually chosen, but he does seem to have an interest in Eurohomer Football (soccer) and he seems to ignore American Football (the real thing).

What the fuck? Soccer was around WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY before american football was even an IDEA. So STFU Ignoramus.

[Deaner]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

What the piffle? Soccer was around WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY before american football was even an IDEA. So STFU Ignoramus.

Friend that was Glendora Christianson, spiritual Mother of LBC, that you insulted and you're about two inches from falling face first into hell. The only thing saving you right now is the fact you're new and your avatar clearly leans towards you being retarded. Please watch your mouth.

Now, where did Glendora ever mention in her post some kind of timeline on the history of soccer vs. football? She was talking about soccer being a game for queers and she made a very valid point. Why do you go jumping all over women for; are you some kind of freak?

[Spike.]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

You want to beat a toddler?Children cant be gay,they arnt sexually attracted to anything.Why would you beat a innocent child?In the name of god?What makes the devil worse.You....you people...The next babtist I see I beating....You tell your friends the devils coming,and hells coming with me.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

You want to beat a toddler?Children cant be gay,they arnt sexually attracted to anything.Why would you beat a innocent child?In the name of god?What makes the devil worse.You....you people...The next babtist I see I beating....You tell your friends the devils coming,and hells coming with me.

You don't scare us friend. That's why we live in a gated community here in Freehold, Iowa. To keep viscous anti-Christian thugs away from us.

[Spike.]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Im not anti christian,Im anti baby beating.Plus gated communties arent that hard to get into,but Its not worth the effort you living in iowa and all.Wait,do all of you live in iowa?

[TheRightWay]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Just make sure you don't make hand to buttocks contact with the child. Use an instrument to instill discipline. Such as a wooden paddle with hole drilled it it or a burlap sack filled with door knobs.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

You want to beat a toddler?Children cant be gay,they arnt sexually attracted to anything.Why would you beat a innocent child?In the name of god?What makes the devil worse.You....you people...The next babtist I see I beating....You tell your friends the devils coming,and hells coming with me.

You couldn't BE more wrong!

Here is evidence of a GODLESS chink baby trying to give a slobberly knob job to a door stopper.

Now, you tell me that this child is NOT going to grow up to be a homer with demons in his colon.



You unsaved idiots KILL me! How can you BE so STUPID?

Enjoy Hell!