[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

You know what? You can all go to hell. You will be going to hell if you believe putting rats on somebody is a good punishment or locking them in a closet for hours is a good punishment for watching CNN. If I am wrong, (which I am 100% sure what I believe and how I act is the correct way) may God damn me to the lowest pit in hell for all eternity when I die.

You can ban me now.

You condemn yourself to hell. God doesn't do that.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

You know what? You can all go to hell. You will be going to hell if you believe putting rats on somebody is a good punishment or locking them in a closet for hours is a good punishment for watching CNN. If I am wrong, (which I am 100% sure what I believe and how I act is the correct way) may God damn me to the lowest pit in hell for all eternity when I die.

You can ban me now.

You accuse me of excessively punishing my wife Ethel, but if I do not, Satan will burn off her flesh and penetrate her anally with his festering, serrated penis for all eternity. Are you telling me to abandon my wife to the latter fate?

[exfaggot]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

You condemn yourself to hell. God doesn't do that.

I condemned myself to hell IF I was wrong.

I'm not.

What can wash away my sin?
Nothing but the blood of Jesus;
What can make me whole again?
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.
Refrain
Oh! precious is the flow
That makes me white as snow;
No other fount I know,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.
For my pardon, this I see,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus;
For my cleansing this my plea,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.
Refrain
Nothing can for sin atone,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus;
Naught of good that I have done,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.
Refrain
This is all my hope and peace,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus;
This is all my righteousness,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.
Refrain
Now by this I’ll overcome—
Nothing but the blood of Jesus,
Now by this I’ll reach my home—
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.
Refrain
Glory! Glory! This I sing—
Nothing but the blood of Jesus,
All my praise for this I bring—
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.
Refrain

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

You know what? You can all go to hell.

That seems a bit judgmental. I thought only God could send people to hell. You and the Landovarians seem to have more in common than I intially thought.

You will be going to hell if you believe putting rats on somebody is a good punishment or locking them in a closet for hours is a good punishment for watching CNN.

I do agree with you there. That's a truly despicable act. Of course, I didn't agree with it when Bush's goons did it to prisoners either.

If I am wrong, (which I am 100% sure what I believe and how I act is the correct way) may God damn me to the lowest pit in hell for all eternity when I die.

You are sounding more and more like our hosts with every passing sentence. It's such a pity when we lose another one to the fundamentalists.

[exfaggot]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

You accuse me of excessively punishing my wife Ethel, but if I do not, Satan will burn off her flesh and penetrate her anally with his festering, serrated penis for all eternity. Are you telling me to abandon my wife to the latter fate?

You say you believe the bible and everything in the bible, yet I don't see a verse where it says the Devil will rape your wife with his penis for going to hell. Please tell me where that is in the bible.


@Samual, I am nothing like these unbelieving trolls of the internet.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

You say you believe the bible and everything in the bible, yet I don't see a verse where it says the Devil will rape your wife with his penis for going to hell. Please tell me where that is in the bible.

I guess you are right, Ex-Faggot. Really, they are just sitting around playing checkers in Hell. Please. Hell lasts for all eternity. There will be plenty of time to suffer every imaginable torment. I'm sure the Devil will find the time to rape my wife Ethel eventually (if she goes there).

Matthew 25:41 (King James Version)

41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

@Samual, I am nothing like these unbelieving trolls of the internet.

Let's see.

Like to argue and take contrary positions. Check.
Convinced you know exactly what is in God's mind. Check.
Think everyone who doesn't believe like you do is going to hell. Check.

I'm failing to see how you are any different.

[exfaggot]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

I really hate to curse, but




Yes take the hint that your going to go to hell.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

You know what? You can all go to hell. You will be going to hell if you believe putting rats on somebody is a good punishment or locking them in a closet for hours is a good punishment for watching CNN. If I am wrong, (which I am 100% sure what I believe and how I act is the correct way) may God damn me to the lowest pit in hell for all eternity when I die.

You can ban me now.

Such pride, such arrogance, it makes me sad.

Why are you so hung up on what Brother Billy Bob does in his own house? It is his household to rule, nobody here is saying that you HAVE to put rats on your wife. As for the prayer closet, why do you think this is a punishment?

Matthew 6:6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Some here have very ornate prayer closets, I personally actually go into a clothes closet.

Your lack of knowledge of the Bible disturbs me greatly, it should also disturb you. If your Pastor is not teaching you these things, why not? What you posted was not scripture now was it. Are you incapable of posting scripture? Instead you choose the songs of your fuzzy bunny church.

I pray that you find the true path, but again I say that it is easier for an atheist or a satanist to see the folly of their path than for a false Christian.


Edit:
You posted while I was writing.

I really hate to curse, but {obscenity deleted}




Yes take the hint that your going to go to hell.

Oh my, still no scripture from you, but us posting scripture makes you angry enough to post something like that? I feel for you, perhaps you should ask Jesus why our words make you angry. Are you possessed by a demon? I have that suspicion because demons get very angry when they are confronted by the truth.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

I really hate to curse, but
Yes take the hint that your going to go to hell.

Well, Ex-Faggot, I can see that you are angry. Just know that we are here for you, like family, when you are ready for Jesus. Eventually you will tire of your proud sinning.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

I really hate to curse, but

You are no Christian. You will never hear me utter such filth. Were I your father, I would wash your mouth out with soap!

Yes take the hint that your going to go to hell.

Definitely one of them, but with a potty mouth.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

You say you believe the bible and everything in the bible, yet I don't see a verse where it says the Devil will rape your wife with his penis for going to hell. Please tell me where that is in the bible.

God HATES: the smug, haughty, liars and mischief-makers like you! You are on the fast track to feeling the entirety of God's wrathe!

Proverbs 6:16-19

These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,

A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Also how about you show us through scripture where Jesus would NOT put rats on a woman's stomach? You have failed to back up any of your rantings with scripture!! SO start supporting YOUR false stance!!

Even Jesus was tempted into the desert by satan, so what do you think he would be capable of doing to a mere woman!!!!

It is obvious to me at least that you know NOTHING of the Lord, despite pretending to!!



YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[exfaggot]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

Look at what Jesus did with the prostitute. According to you people, she should have been stoned, but Jesus had compassion.

37And, behold, a woman in the city, which was a sinner, when she knew that Jesus sat at meat in the Pharisee's house, brought an alabaster box of ointment,
38And stood at his feet behind him weeping, and began to wash his feet with tears, and did wipe them with the hairs of her head, and kissed his feet, and anointed them with the ointment.
39Now when the Pharisee which had bidden him saw it, he spake within himself, saying, This man, if he were a prophet, would have known who and what manner of woman this is that toucheth him: for she is a sinner.
40And Jesus answering said unto him, Simon, I have somewhat to say unto thee. And he saith, Master, say on.
41There was a certain creditor which had two debtors: the one owed five hundred pence, and the other fifty.
42And when they had nothing to pay, he frankly forgave them both. Tell me therefore, which of them will love him most?
43Simon answered and said, I suppose that he, to whom he forgave most. And he said unto him, Thou hast rightly judged.
44And he turned to the woman, and said unto Simon, Seest thou this woman? I entered into thine house, thou gavest me no water for my feet: but she hath washed my feet with tears, and wiped them with the hairs of her head.
45Thou gavest me no kiss: but this woman since the time I came in hath not ceased to kiss my feet.
46My head with oil thou didst not anoint: but this woman hath anointed my feet with ointment.
47Wherefore I say unto thee, Her sins, which are many, are forgiven; for she loved much: but to whom little is forgiven, the same loveth little.
48And he said unto her, Thy sins are forgiven.
49And they that sat at meat with him began to say within themselves, Who is this that forgiveth sins also?
50And he said to the woman, Thy faith hath saved thee; go in peace.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

Look at what Jesus did with the prostitute. According to you people, she should have been stoned, but Jesus had compassion.

Of course He forgave her. He was being polite. He didn't say she was above the law!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

Look at what Jesus did with the prostitute. According to you people, she should have been stoned, but Jesus had compassion.

Where in here does it say she was a prostitute? Luke 7 states that she was a sinner, it says nothing about prostitution.

37And, behold, a woman in the city, which was a sinner, when she knew that Jesus sat at meat in the Pharisee's house, brought an alabaster box of ointment,
38And stood at his feet behind him weeping, and began to wash his feet with tears, and did wipe them with the hairs of her head, and kissed his feet, and anointed them with the ointment.
39Now when the Pharisee which had bidden him saw it, he spake within himself, saying, This man, if he were a prophet, would have known who and what manner of woman this is that toucheth him: for she is a sinner.
40And Jesus answering said unto him, Simon, I have somewhat to say unto thee. And he saith, Master, say on.
41There was a certain creditor which had two debtors: the one owed five hundred pence, and the other fifty.
42And when they had nothing to pay, he frankly forgave them both. Tell me therefore, which of them will love him most?
43Simon answered and said, I suppose that he, to whom he forgave most. And he said unto him, Thou hast rightly judged.
44And he turned to the woman, and said unto Simon, Seest thou this woman? I entered into thine house, thou gavest me no water for my feet: but she hath washed my feet with tears, and wiped them with the hairs of her head.
45Thou gavest me no kiss: but this woman since the time I came in hath not ceased to kiss my feet.
46My head with oil thou didst not anoint: but this woman hath anointed my feet with ointment.
47Wherefore I say unto thee, Her sins, which are many, are forgiven; for she loved much: but to whom little is forgiven, the same loveth little.
48And he said unto her, Thy sins are forgiven.
49And they that sat at meat with him began to say within themselves, Who is this that forgiveth sins also?
50And he said to the woman, Thy faith hath saved thee; go in peace.