[Elmer G. White]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

Because that was the point..

BUT it would be kind of dumb to not marry someone you love just because they couldn't make a "juicy pie"? And what if the man doesn't like pie? Your statement was very much point-blank and I don't know how I feel about it.

No self-respecting American person would legitimately accuse vegetables of making people gay.

Oh dear,

Understanding Godly issues really requires one to surpass the human concepts and the secular definitions of adjectives. Only then can one see the magnificent structure of God's Master plan.

Take the quoted sorry excuse of a post as an example:

"Kind of dumb"? This is not AT ALL about being/not being dumb. It is about following God's orders and His WILL, not trying to act smart in front of other Godless people. The definitions of dumb that have been corrupted by SATAN are not valid here. What is valid is GOD and His Word. It tells that women must be submissive and cater to the needs of their husbands. In our times this encompasses juicy, sweet or savory pie. And it is a man's duty to accept the submissiveness, accept the pie of one's OWN wife, not of a heathen ornamental baker who tries to enclose her imported false germ-ridden juiciness in plastic wrappings!

2 Samuel 13:8
So Tamar went to her brother Amnon's house; and he was laid down. And she took flour, and kneaded it, and made cakes in his sight, and did bake the cakes.

And "accusing vegetables"... Do not take metaphorical language as literal when scientific issues are being presented! "Vegetables make" does not entail that any True Christian™ would actually think that vegetables had a mind and free will and acted in a devious way to bring about havoc and apostasy and fornication. Of course they do not. SATAN uses vegetables as a TOOL to seduce and to corrupt! Old pious men knew better!

1 Samuel 20:24
So David hid himself in the field: and when the new moon was come, the king sat him down to eat meat.

Basically, you have been twisting the words of decent True Christians™ to attack their Godly® words. These are fallacies. Twisting words = straw man, not "understanding" the 'accusing' is called equivocation and calling pure Christian© ladies dumb is the ad hominem.

And the lack of scripture screams at us. I admit that pagan atheists and sodomites that have constant voluntary two-way traffic in their lower colon may need vegetable fibers to counteract the vile consequences of constipation caused by the fecal compression and sedimentation that is caused by recto-analism, respectively. This is ABSOLUTELY not needed once one is SAVED.

Saved by the Cross.

Think about that!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Steph Leia]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

Because that was the point..

BUT it would be kind of dumb to not marry someone you love just because they couldn't make a "juicy pie"? And what if the man doesn't like pie? Your statement was very much point-blank and I don't know how I feel about it.

No self-respecting American person would legitimately accuse vegetables of making people gay.

Very many self-respecting Americans would accuse vegetables of turning people homosexual. Ms Etheldreda did it. Are you implying what I think you're implying?

Yes, your previous point was about store-bought pies, so she responded about store-bought pies. Marriage is about creating soldiers for Christ, and if a woman can't bake, what will she do with her spare time? She might think of getting a job outside the house!! Even you have to admit that is a horrible thought. If he doesn't like pie, his wife could bake him something other than pie. I thought that would have been obvious...

[Fool Kid]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

No self-respecting American woman would purchase a pie at a store.

No self-respecting American man would marry a woman who couldn't satisfy him with a juicy pie from her very own hands.

Because that was the point..

BUT it would be kind of dumb to not marry someone you love just because they couldn't make a "juicy pie"? And what if the man doesn't like pie? Your statement was very much point-blank and I don't know how I feel about it.

No self-respecting American person would legitimately accuse vegetables of making people gay.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

Vegetables in general? The article is talking about corn specifically.. funnily enough, corn is in just about everything you buy from the grocery store in america.

The apple pie you bought the other day? You can bet your bottom dollar there's corn in there. The package of twinkies for your midnight snack? Those are made entirely from corn.. including the packaging. The sodas and beers you drink regularly? That too.

So by your logic that vegetables make you gay.. wouldn't you be gay by now? You've no doubt had quite a few vegetables in your life.

(But even so, how the h*ck could vegetables make you gay? It is literally food. That's like saying drinking milk or eating pizza makes you gay. It's food.. not a special homosexual-converter.)

No self-respecting American woman would purchase a pie at a store.

No self-respecting American man would marry a woman who couldn't satisfy him with a juicy pie from her very own hands.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

Vegetables in general? The article is talking about corn specifically.. funnily enough, corn is in just about everything you buy from the grocery store in america.

The apple pie you bought the other day? You can bet your bottom dollar there's corn in there. The package of twinkies for your midnight snack? Those are made entirely from corn.. including the packaging. The sodas and beers you drink regularly? That too.

So by your logic that vegetables make you gay.. wouldn't you be gay by now? You've no doubt had quite a few vegetables in your life.

(But even so, how the h*ck could vegetables make you gay? It is literally food. That's like saying drinking milk or eating pizza makes you gay. It's food.. not a special homosexual-converter.)

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Fool Kid]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

Vegetables in general? The article is talking about corn specifically.. funnily enough, corn is in just about everything you buy from the grocery store in america.

The apple pie you bought the other day? You can bet your bottom dollar there's corn in there. The package of twinkies for your midnight snack? Those are made entirely from corn.. including the packaging. The sodas and beers you drink regularly? That too.

So by your logic that vegetables make you gay.. wouldn't you be gay by now? You've no doubt had quite a few vegetables in your life.

(But even so, how the h*ck could vegetables make you gay? It is literally food. That's like saying drinking milk or eating pizza makes you gay. It's food.. not a special homosexual-converter.)

[Daniel G]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

I will take your word for it, I only eat meat, fruit and grains, and I shudder to remember the days when my parents (God mocking ones that lost their way) forced me to be a vegetarian. I managed to dodge the gay bullet fortunately!

[Attila's Wife]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

Who needs vegetables when you can have pork?

Hello Alice, and welcome back - I see you have been away for a while. Have you been in jail?

It is rare to see UnSaved Trash talking sense, but on this occasion you are absolutely right. Pigs eat plenty of vegetables, and so by eating pork we are getting all the vegetable matter that we need.

YiC
AW

[AliceDemonslayer]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

Who needs vegetables when you can have pork?

[Sparkling]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

This is very fascinating news, I am glad now that I have always declined to eat vegetables!

[WWJDnow]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

That on it's own wouldn't explain it. Dropped into H2SO4 or H2O2 would though. I suspect you are onto something.

I suspect he's on something.

[_praisegod_]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

It is rare for a person to "turn gay." It has happened on some occasions, but usually if the person has suffered head trauma. People usually born gay, and here's one of the reasons why men are born gay:

When a woman is pregnant with a male, her body registers it as an "alien" because it has male hormones instead of female. So the body sends female hormones to the fetus in order to try and change it to female.it's rare it actually manages to change the fetus' s gender though. So any way, most of the time the hormones don't effect the fetus, and the majority of them are left in the womb.

Is a mother has multiple sons in a row, more and more female hormones are sent to the fetus, and more and more are left in her womb. The hormones left in her womb can effect the next child during pregnancy. So, the mores sons you have, the more likely they are to be gay. So it's not a choice or a curse or anything. They are born that way.

So I doubt vegetables will change your sexual orientation. Good day.

OH WOW IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!! THERES SOMEONE IN HERE WHO HAS A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF SCIENCE AND BIOLOGY.

Don't be silly.

I think you meant

Don't say the truth because it offends me and makes me sad because it makes me realise I'm not right about everything

A woman's uterine lining is expelled in a painful, distracting, emotionally unpredictable episode every month, a reminder of how sin entered the world and the righteous consequences thereof (Genesis 3:16). Hormones don't sneak into the womb and lay wait for subsequent pregnancies.

Lol it doesn't sneak into the womb, the mother releases the hormones subconsciously. It's like if you have an allergy, the more you get exposed to that food, or whatever it is, the worse your reaction will be, because your body is putting more effort into fighting it off.

Also, True Christian™ women don't breed homers.

That may hold some sense, it is possible that the mothers' conscious thought sneaks into the subconscious and makes the mother release fewer hormones. I doubt it very much though, men start off as being though of as a virus, and you say men are better than women? Just accept we are all equal already.

Were you dropped on your heads as children???

That on it's own wouldn't explain it. Dropped into H2SO4 or H2O2 would though. I suspect you are onto something.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

It is rare for a person to "turn gay." It has happened on some occasions, but usually if the person has suffered head trauma.

Of course it is rare for a person to turn gay. Otherwise, there would be no people in the world.

Genesis 1:28

Anyway, it is nice to hear that it is caused by a head trauma. God can use also secular scientists sometimes - it is clear that with the help from LORD homosexuals can be cured after that trauma.

There is also in the Holy Bible scripture of this:

Mark 12:4

The husbandmen made the servant gay by hitting him into head and after that they had homer sex with him.

Were you dropped on your heads as children???

Nigra, True Christians have nothing to fear. Jesus himself got smited on the head.

Mark 15:19

A Believer is not in a danger turning gay. I myself have been hit on my head many times, but as you can see, it has not influenced my brain.

[Kewlcat]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

Polite question, one of gods children. Why is your location 'in an @$$??
(Trying to say it without writing rude words on this forum)
Are you a homosexual?

[greg, the limp-wristed nigra]

Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY

Were you dropped on your heads as children???