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  • Morgana
    Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
    • Aug 2009
    • 129

    #16
    Re: Homosexuals

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    What are you trying to imply?
    I think this is what he was trying to imply...
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    • Morgana
      Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
      • Aug 2009
      • 129

      #17
      Re: Homosexuals

      Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
      Just on that thought BTB ... and given this thread is all about homer behaviour .... how do a pair of lezbo's manage that time of the month?

      I can't imagine what is worse ... having to use the menstra shed after another woman had used it or (if their cycles lined up) having to share it with another woman at the same time!
      The women in Africa do it all the time!! I mean come on...this is Africa! How many of those things do you think they can build...and of jungle materials too!!!

      BTW...yea their cycles would line up...women living together tend to do that...don't ask me why.

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      • Morgana
        Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
        • Aug 2009
        • 129

        #18
        Re: Homosexuals

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        He's been ENGAGED to me for 6 years duh! What kind of a homer would want to marry a woman?

        Well...he gets on my case because I am not married but now I find out he has been engaged for 6 years!? Okay dear, the average engagement is one year or did you not know this? Two years would be an extreme if you man (or the woman) was out of the country or very far away. Six years however? Yea...I smell something rotten in Denmark. He is stringing you along and if I were you I would tell him to take me down the isle or I would throw his rear end to the curb! There is such a thing as "cold feet" before a wedding but to delay it for six years? No...I am not buying it.

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        • Samuel Coleridge
          Unsaved trash
          • Nov 2009
          • 615

          #19
          Re: Homosexuals

          Originally posted by Morgana View Post
          The women in Africa do it all the time!! I mean come on...this is Africa! How many of those things do you think they can build...and of jungle materials too!!!
          It's such a shame that you are not only a hell-bound witch, but you display a level of ignorance and racism I thought could only be reserved for the regular denizens of this forum.

          You might want to do a bit more studying on the variation of climate and topography of Africa before making such hateful and vile statements.

          I suppose for your next act you'll be telling us that "those darkies" are all cannibals as well.

          Originally posted by Morgana View Post
          BTW...yea their cycles would line up...women living together tend to do that...don't ask me why.
          You might want to read up on the the "McClintock effect" as well. There is much debate as to whether it is factual or not. I'll be here to answer any questions you have about the big words they use in Scientific American.


          Yours in shining the light on ignorance,
          Sam
          Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
          For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #20
            Re: Homosexuals

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            What are you trying to imply?
            You have kept poor BTB hanging about for 6 years and still not set a date, people beginning to think you are never going to.
            You have some kind of dark skinned foreigners to help around the house.
            They even help you shower and wash your back.
            They also don't have an "unclean" time.
            This implies you have some men washing your naked body on a regular basis, now I personally think that is your own business, but others are not so enlightened.

            Now those people could be post menopausal women, which could still cause some a problem with the idea of them washing you in the shower.
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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #21
              Re: Homosexuals

              Originally posted by Morgana View Post
              Well...he gets on my case because I am not married but now I find out he has been engaged for 6 years!? Okay dear, the average engagement is one year or did you not know this? Two years would be an extreme if you man (or the woman) was out of the country or very far away. Six years however? Yea...I smell something rotten in Denmark. He is stringing you along and if I were you I would tell him to take me down the isle or I would throw his rear end to the curb! There is such a thing as "cold feet" before a wedding but to delay it for six years? No...I am not buying it.
              God hates you, witch!

              Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
              An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
              A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #22
                Re: Homosexuals

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                God hates you, witch!

                Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                By the quotes you have picked from the KJV1611 collected fairy tales you clearly feel she is lying, a lie is an untruthful statement, she made no statement just an observation so there was no possibility of a lie, unless you would care to highlight the lie in the observation you have quoted.
                Personally I think her observations raise some questions the Zekie Boy needs to answer, at least to poor BTB.
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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #23
                  Re: Homosexuals

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  By the quotes you have picked from the KJV1611 collected fairy tales you clearly feel she is lying, a lie is an untruthful statement, she made no statement just an observation so there was no possibility of a lie, unless you would care to highlight the lie in the observation you have quoted.
                  She strongly implied that our Pastor is a raging queen.

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Personally I think her observations raise some questions the Zekie Boy needs to answer, at least to poor BTB.
                  So you admit that this in none of your business. Glad to see. Enjoy that basket of infractions I just sent you!
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #24
                    Re: Homosexuals

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    She strongly implied that our Pastor is a raging queen.
                    She was mealy observing the FACTS given by BTB and Zekie Boy without even going near his bathing habits.
                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    You have kept poor BTB hanging about for 6 years and still not set a date, people beginning to think you are never going to.
                    You have some kind of dark skinned foreigners to help around the house.
                    They even help you shower and wash your back.
                    They also don't have an "unclean" time.
                    This implies you have some men washing your naked body on a regular basis, now I personally think that is your own business, but others are not so enlightened.

                    Now those people could be post menopausal women, which could still cause some a problem with the idea of them washing you in the shower.
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Homosexuals

                      Originally posted by Morgana View Post
                      Well...he gets on my case because I am not married but now I find out he has been engaged for 6 years!? Okay dear, the average engagement is one year or did you not know this? Two years would be an extreme if you man (or the woman) was out of the country or very far away. Six years however? Yea...I smell something rotten in Denmark. He is stringing you along and if I were you I would tell him to take me down the isle or I would throw his rear end to the curb! There is such a thing as "cold feet" before a wedding but to delay it for six years? No...I am not buying it.
                      My fiancée tells me that it's actually been over 7 years since I informed her that she was going to be my wife. My how time flies.

                      Look, I'm a busy Pastor and there are many demands on my time. Sister BTB understands that. Also, who cares about "average engagement times" anyway? Just because the unsaved degenerates plunge into marriage headlong, without stopping to consider what Jesus wants, it doesn't follow that I have to. At any rate, it's none of you're damned business, witch.

                      We'll get married when the time is right.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #26
                        Re: Homosexuals

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        My fiancée tells me that it's actually been over 7 years since I informed her that she was going to be my wife. My how time flies.

                        Look, I'm a busy Pastor and there are many demands on my time. Sister BTB understands that. Also, who cares about "average engagement times" anyway? Just because the unsaved degenerates plunge into marriage headlong, without stopping to consider what Jesus wants, it doesn't follow that I have to. At any rate, it's none of you're damned business, witch.

                        We'll get married when the time is right.
                        I see you can find time to take a trip to the rent boy brothels of Thailand, but you can't find time to make BTB a happy woman?
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                        • Morgana
                          Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 129

                          #27
                          Re: Homosexuals

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          You have kept poor BTB hanging about for 6 years and still not set a date, people beginning to think you are never going to.
                          You have some kind of dark skinned foreigners to help around the house.
                          They even help you shower and wash your back.
                          They also don't have an "unclean" time.
                          This implies you have some men washing your naked body on a regular basis, now I personally think that is your own business, but others are not so enlightened.

                          Now those people could be post menopausal women, which could still cause some a problem with the idea of them washing you in the shower.

                          Jo.....I like you! let's do lunch someone!! BTW...I am not a witch...they just think I am, I am not sure why....

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                          • Morgana
                            Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 129

                            #28
                            Re: Homosexuals

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            My fiancée tells me that it's actually been over 7 years since I informed her that she was going to be my wife. My how time flies.

                            Look, I'm a busy Pastor and there are many demands on my time. Sister BTB understands that. Also, who cares about "average engagement times" anyway? Just because the unsaved degenerates plunge into marriage headlong, without stopping to consider what Jesus wants, it doesn't follow that I have to. At any rate, it's none of you're damned business, witch.

                            We'll get married when the time is right.
                            OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH did I just make a preacher cuss? Well well well! Get me the lye soap and I will wash your mouth out!!

                            Okay...and what business is it of yours that I am not married? Or that I should find a man right away and get married? HMMMM? Did you ever not stop to think as you were stringing BTB along that my path too may be in God's hands or will? Who died and made you God? Who are you to berate me for not being married so fast? 6 years? You just don't want to get married or you would have.

                            "At any rate, it's none of you're damned business" Oh by the way...you made it all our business when you told the whole world! Millions of people now know how long and why you won't walk down the isle.

                            Too busy? Oh I bet you are too busy.....but I will not say more. Weak minded fools like you are for entertainment purposes only.

                            Meanwhile I hope BTB wakes up and smells the coffee.
                            Hey BTB...move on honey he ain't worth it! Go find you a man who will walk you down the isle!

                            Boy oh boy....you can give it but you can't take it......

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                            • Morgana
                              Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 129

                              #29
                              Re: Homosexuals

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              By the quotes you have picked from the KJV1611 collected fairy tales you clearly feel she is lying, a lie is an untruthful statement, she made no statement just an observation so there was no possibility of a lie, unless you would care to highlight the lie in the observation you have quoted.
                              Personally I think her observations raise some questions the Zekie Boy needs to answer, at least to poor BTB.

                              Thank you Jo for standing up for me....but no I was not calling him a "raging queen", I am letting you all do that. I have planned weddings in the past and have experience with such things. I have seen "cold feet" in men, and in some cases in women too. In all my years of doing this I have never seen this extreme case of cold feet. 6 years? I am wondering if this is all a joke? If these people are pulling our legs? The longest I have seen is two and that is because the bride and/or groom was in Iraq (the army). Even then they were in a hurry to get hitched. In my honest opinion of this situation BTB is being strung along. I have no idea why. My personal feelings is that she should tell him to take her down the isle or ditch him! I would!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: Homosexuals

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                I see you can find time to take a trip to the rent boy brothels of Thailand, but you can't find time to make BTB a happy woman?
                                I am called to bring the Word of God to the poor little yellow boys of the slope "countries." Would you rather that they be condemned to eternal damnation? You people are so hateful.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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