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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #16
    Re: You guys...

    Originally posted by eldragon View Post
    Why did God make sin?
    He didn't. Eve and the serpent made it. God gave us free will.

    Why don't you make an introduction before you go around derailing our threads with stupid questions?

    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #17
      Re: You guys...

      Originally posted by eldragon View Post
      Why did God make sin?
      Consider it a test.

      Proverbs 16:4
      The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

      Isaiah 45:7
      I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Morgana
        Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
        • Aug 2009
        • 129

        #18
        Re: You guys...

        Originally posted by bisexual-an-lovin-it View Post
        How are they destroying our country, hmmm? Enlighten me about that, please.

        Well......we could start with giving us AIDS! First they gave it to each other then they gave it to our blood supply!

        Now they want to ruin the sanctity of marriage which for Centuries, and I mean Centuries has been between one man and one woman.

        Now they want to ruin freedom of religion by quieting all religions, Christian or other wish who teach that homosexuality is wrong. Now you man not like it that some religions, and not just Christians, teach that homosexuality is wrong but you don't have to join that religion. However to try to stop another from being a part of that religion is against the 1st Amendment "
        "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

        You know what that means...that means we have the right to say that Homosexuality is a sin......like it or not.....so does any other religion who feels the same way not just Christians.

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #19
          Re: You guys...

          Originally posted by eldragon View Post
          Why did God make sin?
          Who said God made sin. Just because you want to live a lustful homersexual lifestyle does mean you have to force yourself onto other people.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #20
            Re: You guys...

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            Who said God made sin. Just because you want to live a lustful homersexual lifestyle does mean you have to force yourself onto other people.
            In the words of Our Lord "As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change."
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            • Seth Campbell
              Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1565

              #21
              Re: You guys...

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              In the words of Our Lord "As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change."
              They were out for a walk, they were walking into their church! Please try to keep up.
              PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

              Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

              Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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              • Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer)
                Unsaved trash, Bible-denying "gay Christian" fluffy bunny
                • Jul 2010
                • 87

                #22
                Re: You guys...

                Originally posted by bisexual-an-lovin-it View Post
                are flipping insane. What did gay people EVER do to you, other than fall in love? Hmm?

                Doesn't it say in the bible that you're supposed to love EVERYONE, and what you do to the least of man, you do to Jesus?

                Accept everyone, love everyone, and don't judge people. Then you shall live a happy life.
                Hi friend,

                I am a gay Christian. My advice to you is to ignore what these people say about homosexuality (and many other issues besides). The Bible tells us that God IS love and you can be certain that Jesus has other priorities aside from chastizing people for who they share a bed with!!

                I am a church youth worker and have seen first hand how homophobia and bullying have wrecked the faith (and the lives) of many young men and women. Take heart in the fact that Jesus loves you for who you are, not for who other "Christian" people would want you to be!

                Chin up buddy!

                Stevie.

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2026
                  • 15118

                  #23
                  Re: You guys...

                  Originally posted by Christian_Rover View Post
                  Hi friend,

                  I am a gay Christian. My advice to you is to ignore what these people say about homosexuality (and many other issues besides). The Bible tells us that God IS love and you can be certain that Jesus has other priorities aside from chastizing people for who they share a bed with!!

                  I am a church youth worker and have seen first hand how homophobia and bullying have wrecked the faith (and the lives) of many young men and women. Take heart in the fact that Jesus loves you for who you are, not for who other "Christian" people would want you to be!

                  Chin up buddy!

                  Stevie.
                  God is only Love if you are a full-bloodied White Heterosexual Christian American.

                  Your fluffy bunny ideas about Christianity make me ant to puke.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer)
                    Unsaved trash, Bible-denying "gay Christian" fluffy bunny
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 87

                    #24
                    Re: You guys...

                    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                    God is only Love if you are a full-bloodied White Heterosexual Christian American.

                    Your fluffy bunny ideas about Christianity make me ant to puke.
                    What??? Are you serious?? There was no such thing as "full-bloodied White Heterosexual Christian Americans" until about 300 years ago!!!

                    There are some REALLY disturbed people here with very warped ideas about Christianity and the Gospel. Please, someone, tell me this whole site is one sick joke.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #25
                      Re: You guys...

                      Originally posted by Christian_Rover View Post
                      The Bible tells us that God IS love....
                      Let me remind you of what you said about the Bible in another thread:

                      Originally posted by Christian_Rover View Post
                      If God wanted us to follow a strict set of rules, He wouldn't have given us free will now, would he? The fact we have free will also means He wants us to use our reason? The Bible was put together by a bunch of bishops at the Council of Laodicea in 365. Some of it is God-inspired, and some of it most definitely isn't. God did not preserve a perfect rule book because He doesn't want us to be bound by the letter of the law. The letter kills, but the spirit gives life. The dangers of literalism are well expounded on this forum and within the main pages of the Landover Baptist Church. Incidentally, I know many wonderful Baptists who would profoundly disagree with the nasty, unchristian message preached therein by some of your brethren.
                      So when you quote the Bible as authoritative, you have the burden of proof that you are quoting one of the parts that are God-inspired and not one of the parts that aren't, and that you aren't simply cherry-picking the parts that you like and discarding the rest. (Of course, we True Christians™ don't have that problem because we believe in all of it.)
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #26
                        Re: You guys...

                        Originally posted by Christian_Rover View Post
                        Please, someone, tell me this whole site is one sick joke.
                        We faithfully follow the Bible. Therefore, this site is no more a sick joke than is the Bible itself.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                        • Seth Campbell
                          Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 1565

                          #27
                          Re: You guys...

                          Originally posted by Christian_Rover View Post
                          Hi friend,

                          I am a gay Christian. My advice to you is to ignore what these people say about homosexuality (and many other issues besides). The Bible tells us that God IS love and you can be certain that Jesus has other priorities aside from chastizing people for who they share a bed with!!
                          Have you been capable of showing one scripture that shows this (other than cutting John 3:16 in half)? We have shown you scripture after scripture that clearly states God's and therefore Jesus' stance on homosexuality. Would you like me to post them again?

                          Genesis 19:5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. (And we all know what God did to Sodom)

                          Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                          20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                          Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

                          1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

                          15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

                          22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 22:46 And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

                          2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

                          Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

                          Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)

                          Romans 1:27-31 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

                          1 Corintians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                          1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

                          Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.


                          I am a church youth worker and have seen first hand how homophobia and bullying have wrecked the faith (and the lives) of many young men and women. Take heart in the fact that Jesus loves you for who you are, not for who other "Christian" people would want you to be!
                          What church do you go to? Do they know that they're leaving their children in the hands of a child molester?

                          Chin up buddy!

                          Stevie.
                          Enough with the sexual innuendos. This is not some secret gay pickup joint. If you want a date go find some seedy public washroom or online chatroom to play in.
                          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #28
                            Re: You guys...

                            Originally posted by Christian_Rover View Post
                            Hi friend,

                            I am a gay Christian. My advice to you is blahblahblah....Stevie.
                            SCREEEEEEECH! Sop right there, pal.

                            It is impossible to be Christian and be a queer at the same time. That's like claiming to be a member of the KKK and a coon at the same tme. Or a joo nazi. Or a pregnant man. Or a left-handed monkey wrench. Not possible.

                            You are going to have to answer to Jesus ON BENDED KNEE for your lies, depravities and blasphemies come Judgment Day.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Katander
                              Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 101

                              #29
                              Re: You guys...

                              Originally posted by Christian_Rover View Post
                              What??? Are you serious?? There was no such thing as "full-bloodied White Heterosexual Christian Americans" until about 300 years ago!!!

                              There are some REALLY disturbed people here with very warped ideas about Christianity and the Gospel. Please, someone, tell me this whole site is one sick joke.
                              I suspect you have not read your christian bible very well. As has already been pointed out through the many quotes from scripture already posted here, the "Bible" is a very homophobic piece of work.

                              I suggest if you really want to lead a good and happy life you free yourself by believing in No God.

                              Instead, have a believe in your self...
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #30
                                Re: You guys...

                                Originally posted by Katander View Post
                                I suspect you have not read your christian bible very well. As has already been pointed out through the many quotes from scripture already posted here, the "Bible" is a very homophobic piece of work.

                                I suggest if you really want to lead a good and happy life you free yourself by believing in No God.

                                Instead, have a believe in your self...
                                You want to go to Hell because the Bible is homophobic? Suit yourself.

                                I'm pretty sure that everyone here believes in themselves. Otherwise how would they hold a job, or have a conversation with someone else?
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