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  • JamesRobert
    Unsaved trash, teenagd pervert
    • Jul 2010
    • 9

    #1

    I'm getting married to my man



    After many months of coming to terms with my sexuality, I am gay. I tried praying and reading the bible for guidance but nothing has helped. I have accepted the fact that I love my man and he loves me. God created me so he made me gay for a reason. I am getting married and noone can stop us beause love is blind and God is love.
    Lev.18:22
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #2
    Re: I'm getting married to my man

    Originally posted by FatherRobert View Post
    God is love.
    Kindly post the scripture that backs this up, nancyboy. Show us where God condones revolting perverts like you pretending to marry each other by mocking normal marriage.

    You make God God want to puke. I hope you know that.

    Lev.18:22
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

    Lev.20:13
    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    Rom.1:26-27
    For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • HTannor
      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2612

      #3
      Re: I'm getting married to my man

      Originally posted by JamesRobert View Post




      So which one is you?



      Oh, never mind.

      I'm starting to feel some puke in the back of my mouth, so I don't even want to know.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • Thomas W
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2010
        • 47

        #4
        Re: I'm getting married to my man

        While op is a very obvious troll, he wrote that God made him gay for a reason, and that's just laughable. What reason would that be? Besides mocking God, I wish he would explain what he believes that Gods plan for homers is on this earth.
        Know the Bible:
        Leviticus 19:28-29 forbids piercings and tattoos, and warns against raising ones daughters into harlots.
        Romans 1:21-1:32 identifies homers as people so ungodly that The Lord has given them up.

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        • Cindy Lou Jenkins
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 238

          #5
          Re: I'm getting married to my man

          Marriage is a union between a man and a woman. A union between faggots is called sodomy. What you are doing is unnatural. Nothing in nature commits sodomy. Only faggots.

          Why did you hate God so much that you had to devote your life to sodomy? Did God make your penis too small to satisfy a woman? There is more to love than penis size. What about having children? What about the AIDS virus? Are you and your accomplice in sodomy going to rape children together so that you can spread the AIDS virus and turn them into faggots? I am just appalled.

          (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
          1 Corinthians 11:3
          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: I'm getting married to my man

            Originally posted by Thomas W View Post
            While op is a very obvious troll, he wrote that God made him gay for a reason, and that's just laughable. What reason would that be? Besides mocking God, I wish he would explain what he believes that Gods plan for homers is on this earth.
            Very true, they also become horrified when you mention that pedophiles and dog molesters SAY THE EXACT SAME THING.

            Oh but that's different according to them. Nice to be able to pick and choose what is right and wrong without any form of guidance whatsoever.
            Drama queen

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12512

              #7
              Re: I'm getting married to my man

              God mated Adam with Eve so there could be children. Will one, or both, of you become pregnant?
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • JesperBechDane
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Sep 2010
                • 83

                #8
                Re: I'm getting married to my man

                The only use for sex is when two people are in love and for creating children. You can't do that. That means you can't ever perform proper sex. Is that what you want to do, to live in that kind of depravity? I can only guess it is since you have let it come this far, let me say, I do not wish to have anything to do with you, know of you, work with you, do anything at all without beyond saying what Jesus said to the woman caught in adultery, after he saved her from being stoned, and that is:

                Sin no more.

                Even if people don't punish God in His infinite Justice will render you your due. Have your 'fun' all the while deep down knowing that the judgment is hanging over you, waiting to cut you in half, body, spirit, or both.

                Repent or become excommunicated from the people of Good Will across the Earth. Your lust and hate will make you a bad friend to anyone who loves him- or herself, and God.

                Begone foul sinner, your ways are neither welcome nor condoned around these parts, or anywhere that God dwells in his peace and truth.

                JBD

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                • Felicity
                  As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 4834

                  #9
                  Re: I'm getting married to my man

                  @JamesRobert Why not stop being gay and choose Jesus so you can go to Heaven?
                  I Jesus!

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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #10
                    Re: I'm getting married to my man

                    Originally posted by JamesRobert View Post
                    God created me so he made me gay for a reason.
                    It was to punish you for idolatry. According to Romans ch. 1, God's eternal power is manifest in His creation (Romans 1:18-20). Nonetheless, certain people chose to worship the creature more than the Creator (Romans 1:21-25). Therefore, God gave them up to homosexuality and other sins and gave them over to a reprobate mind (Romans 1:26-32).
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • Cecilie
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: I'm getting married to my man

                      I think the main reason Christians are afraid of gays, is that they just imagine two men having intercourse (lurid description of the sodomite deathstyle choice deleted) or two ladies (lurid description of lezbertarianism deleted, and it's not as though true ladies would do such a thing).

                      Is it not obvious? You are not afraid of Gay people, you are just sickened by the image of them having sex. It is not like straight people have sex? Uh I think it is VERY disgusting for two people of the opposite sex, to have intercourse. Just my opinion. Ladies first.

                      - Girl

                      And PS: I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE
                      Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 09-08-2010, 06:12 PM. Reason: This is a Christian forum, so clean up your language.

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                      • HTannor
                        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 2612

                        #12
                        Re: I'm getting married to my man

                        Originally posted by Cecilie View Post
                        I think the main reason Christians are afraid of gays, is that they just imagine two men having intercourse (edited for consistency) or two ladies (edited for consistency).


                        Entirely too graphic, missy. You clearly have very unclean thoughts.

                        Go away.
                        Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 09-08-2010, 06:18 PM. Reason: edited for consistency
                        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #13
                          Re: I'm getting married to my man

                          Originally posted by Cecilie View Post
                          I think the main reason Christians are afraid of gays, is that they just imagine two men having intercourse (lurid description of the sodomite deathstyle choice deleted) or two ladies (lurid description of lezbertarianism deleted, and it's not as though true ladies would do such a thing).

                          Is it not obvious? You are not afraid of Gay people, you are just sickened by the image of them having sex. It is not like straight people have sex? Uh I think it is VERY disgusting for two people of the opposite sex, to have intercourse. Just my opinion. Ladies first.

                          - Girl

                          And PS: I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE
                          Dear friend:

                          Your blatant anti-Christian persecution just shows that we are blessed:

                          Matt. 5:11-12: Blessed are ye, when [men] shall revile you, and persecute [you], and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great [is] your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • Seth Campbell
                            Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 1565

                            #14
                            Re: I'm getting married to my man

                            Originally posted by Cecilie View Post
                            I think the main reason Christians are afraid of gays, is that they just imagine two men having intercourse (lurid description of the sodomite deathstyle choice deleted) or two ladies (lurid description of lezbertarianism deleted, and it's not as though true ladies would do such a thing).

                            Is it not obvious? You are not afraid of Gay people, you are just sickened by the image of them having sex. It is not like straight people have sex? Uh I think it is VERY disgusting for two people of the opposite sex, to have intercourse. Just my opinion. Ladies first.

                            - Girl

                            And PS: I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE
                            Here is the proof that they don't "just want to get married" they're not doing it so that "they have the same rights" they want to get married so that they can attack us Christians with their deathstlye choice and beat us over the head with their marriage license.

                            As soon as we give them the right to marry, they'll start suing churches for refusing to marry them. Then they'll move on to suing hetero's for refusing to marry them as some sort of hate crime, and the liebral governments will roll over for them.

                            Well I would rather die than be forced into a homosexual marriage.
                            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #15
                              Re: I'm getting married to my man

                              Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                              As soon as we give them the right to marry, they'll start suing churches for refusing to marry them. Then they'll move on to suing hetero's for refusing to marry them as some sort of hate crime, and the liebral governments will roll over for them.
                              Indeed. As we True Conservatives™ know, when lie-berals give people the freedom to do something, it's just the first step toward making it compulsory.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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