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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2026
    • 15118
    #31
    Re: I need help

    Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
    Jennifer, that was random....

    No, I was just wondering how much money you were extorting from these people. Now that I see these exorbitant prices you charge, I'm actually quite appalled.

    Manson is actually a very intellectually adept person despite his facade. His music isn't too bad either.
    You really can't put a price on Salvation in the Afterlife. I have no idea how much the Church takes out of my Life Savings. I have Faith and Trust.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892
        #32
        Re: I need help

        Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
        No, I was just wondering how much money you were extorting from these people. Now that I see these exorbitant prices you charge, I'm actually quite appalled.
        Very little of the money I make is from Church business..
        Most of it is from quite normal business.

        Manson is actually a very intellectually adept person despite his facade. His music isn't too bad either.
        Manson is an ordained minister in the church of satan started by that money-grubbing JOO LaVey...
        He was looking for a way to avoid tax, and so he made up a stupid religion:
        Typically jooish, as you'll do anything to pinch, or save a penny.

        The point is however, that there's no such thing as an 'intelligent' satanist!
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Madmano
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            • Nov 2007
            • 15
            #33
            Re: I need help

            Excuse me for my ignorance but it seems like setting up a way to get around the tax system would be rather intelligent?

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932
                #34
                Re: I need help

                For nickel chasing yids and crack whores maybe; but not for True Christians...

                Matthew 22:21 (King James Version)

                21 Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.

                Now, as we are in the end-times, I believe this statement has come full circle. Not rendering to Mr. Bush what is rightfully his, is just as true as not giving to God what is God's. War costs money, salvation costs money. Sometimes I think Baby Jesus is so close I can feel his breath on the back of my head.

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                  • Madmano
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                    • Nov 2007
                    • 15
                    #35
                    Re: I need help

                    so being intelligent isnt intelligent for true christians? i am very confused.

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932
                        #36
                        Re: I need help

                        Originally posted by Madmano View Post
                        i am very confused.
                        That's obvious. What's so hard to understand about stealing is wrong; are you in prison?

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                          • Madmano
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                            • Nov 2007
                            • 15
                            #37
                            Re: I need help

                            Avoiding taxes via loopholes isnt stealing its being intelligent?

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                              • Deaner
                                Christ's Love Messenger
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5932
                                #38
                                Re: I need help

                                Originally posted by Madmano View Post
                                Avoiding taxes via loopholes isnt stealing its being intelligent?
                                Well you go right ahead and use all the loopholes you want. It will not prevent you from being sent straight to hell where you can try to figure out a loophole to get a three foot barbed demon tallywhacker to stop ripping out your anus.

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                                  • Madmano
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                                    • Nov 2007
                                    • 15
                                    #39
                                    Re: I need help

                                    so basically after im right you change it to something else? is this how the fixing works?....

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78555
                                        #40
                                        Re: I need help

                                        Originally posted by Madmano View Post
                                        so basically after im right you change it to something else? is this how the fixing works?....
                                        It is clear to anyone with eyes that you need Jesus to fix you. Only His cleansing blood can chase the demons out of your head.

                                        I'll bet you hear voices telling you to hurt the neighbor's cat, don't you.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Brother Temperance
                                            Senior Usher
                                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                            A very nice young man
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15621
                                            #41
                                            Re: I need help

                                            Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
                                            My father has an honest job and is successful at it.
                                            Lawyer, accountant, or perverted Hellyweird movie mogul?
                                            Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
                                            Well you've done one of two things for these people: You've either brainwashed them into believing what they are doing is evil...
                                            Oh no! We brainwash them into believing the truth? How terrible!
                                            Homosexuality is more than just nurture, it has to do with body chemistry and how the brain interprets them.
                                            More importantly, it has to do with sin, Satan, and sex education.
                                            That and Creation Science is an oxymormon. Creation is a theory, not a science.
                                            I could say the same thing about evilution. The difference is, our theory's true.
                                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                              • Madmano
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                                                Under Investigation
                                                • Nov 2007
                                                • 15
                                                #42
                                                Re: I need help

                                                how can a theory be true? it becomes something else when it is true and no i am not told to touch my neighbors cat in any way since they dont have them

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                                                  • SalvationSeeker
                                                    True Christian™ Theologian
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 3892
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: I need help

                                                    Originally posted by Madmano View Post
                                                    Excuse me for my ignorance but it seems like setting up a way to get around the tax system would be rather intelligent?
                                                    Indeed..
                                                    But it wouldn't be very intelligent to actually believe in the stupid scam of a religion made up to get around the tax system... now would it?
                                                    Cause that's what Manson does.

                                                    Originally posted by Madmano View Post
                                                    how can a theory be true? it becomes something else when it is true and no i am not told to touch my neighbors cat in any way since they dont have them
                                                    So you're saying truth isn't actually truth until "proven" so by man?
                                                    Are you retarded.. Do you ride the short bus to your school? Do you drool?
                                                    You probably are and do all of those, aren't/don't you?

                                                    If not, then shape up and stop acting like a tard.
                                                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                                      • Madmano
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                                                        Under Investigation
                                                        • Nov 2007
                                                        • 15
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: I need help

                                                        listen here champ. Sorry for not being so gullible as you but calling me a retard for not being able to accept SOMETHING AS A FACT IF IT ISNT PROVEN just means i know what that means? its ok that you dont or perhaps i have my definitions wrong id use the dictionary but from the sounds of it you guys dont believe in that

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                                                          • Brother Guy Bayard
                                                            Anvil of the Antipodes
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                            • 1271
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: I need help

                                                            Originally posted by Madmano View Post
                                                            listen here champ. Sorry for not being so gullible as you but calling me a retard for not being able to accept SOMETHING AS A FACT IF IT ISNT PROVEN just means i know what that means? its ok that you dont or perhaps i have my definitions wrong id use the dictionary but from the sounds of it you guys dont believe in that
                                                            Wrong again , Friend. We believe in the same dictionary you believe in.
                                                            Thats not to say we wouldn't prefer a Godly 'Christian' dictionary - a "Christianary" - but I don't believe on e has been compiled just yet.
                                                            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                                                            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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