[Metal Moses]

Re: I need help

Typical yid. Blaming somebody else and crying victim when somebody calls them on their disgusting character traits. Listen Levi; you guys would sell the paint on your mother's wall if you could get away with it. However, I'm not really sure why anybody would expect something different from a group of people that view a mutilated penis as a badge of honor.

Typical white trash, using racial slurs. I'm not exactly saying that being an accountant is a bad thing. One of the main reason why the Jews are hated is because we are one of the SUCCESSFUL minorities and we know how to play the game right. My father makes 6 figures a year which is probably more than twice what you make.

As for the "mutilated penis" thing, I suggest you read Genesis 12-17 so you can understand the HOLY COVENANT between Abraham and G-D. And yes, it is in your Goy bible.

You're damn right I'll wear my "mutilated penis" as a badge of honor!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I need help

Typical white trash, using racial slurs. I'm not exactly saying that being an accountant is a bad thing. One of the main reason why the Jews are hated is because we are one of the SUCCESSFUL minorities and we know how to play the game right. My father makes 6 figures a year which is probably more than twice what you make.

As for the "mutilated penis" thing, I suggest you read Genesis 12-17 so you can understand the HOLY COVENANT between Abraham and G-D. And yes, it is in your Goy bible.

You're damn right I'll wear my "mutilated penis" as a badge of honor!

Friend,

Must you wave your penis around in our forum? I really don't like your' tone, it smacks of racism and there is no room for racism at Landover.

YIC,
BJ Tabor

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I need help

Typical white trash, using racial slurs.

So many of the hellbound trash who come to this forum say basically the same thing and don't even see the irony. I guess such confusion is an example of the reprobate mind to which God has given over those who deny Him (Rom. 1:28).

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I need help

Typical white trash, using racial slurs. I'm not exactly saying that being an accountant is a bad thing. One of the main reason why the Jews are hated is because we are one of the SUCCESSFUL minorities and we know how to play the game right.

So are you claiming that darkies are an unsuccessful minority now? Friend, there is no room for racism here at Landover.


Edited to add: Surely if you were that successful, Hitler wouldn't have killed so many of you? I don't know what game you were playing, but it sounds like you got it awfully wrong back in the 30s.

[Metal Moses]

Re: I need help

So are you claiming that darkies are an unsuccessful minority now? Friend, there is no room for racism here at Landover.


Edited to add: Surely if you were that successful, Hitler wouldn't have killed so many of you? I don't know what game you were playing, but it sounds like you got it awfully wrong back in the 30s.

Your tone denotes an awful amount of racism which is not accepted here at the Landover Babtist Church Forums (and if you're too dumb to notice, I am mocking you).

The Jews only failed because we went by Maimonides who gave us a system of assimilation.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: I need help

Your tone denotes an awful amount of racism which is not accepted here at the Landover Babtist Church Forums (and if you're too dumb to notice, I am mocking you).

The Jews only failed because we went by Maimonides who gave us a system of assimilation.

Yooooou are not one of the GODLY Pastors here, so who are you to claim that Landover does or doesn't tolerate racisim here?

Bobby Joe and the others are True Christian™ Pastors, and they can say what we do and do not stand for in Jesus' Name, mockery for mockery, in case you're too dumb to notice, imposter-moses person!

[Brother Temperance]

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Your tone denotes an awful amount of racism which is not accepted here at the Landover Babtist Church Forums (and if you're too dumb to notice, I am mocking you).

I'm not the one who claimed the crack-headed jigaboos were failures, you were. So who's the racist?

The Jews only failed because we went by Maimonides who gave us a system of assimilation.

No, you failed because you killed Christ instead of worshipping Him. Stop blaming Rambam and start taking some responsibility for a change.

[SalvationSeeker]

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My father makes 6 figures a year which is probably more than twice what you make.

You father must be one lazy guy.. Tell him to pull himself up by the bootstraps, America isn't a country for people who's afraid of working!
Cause I easily make that in a month, or less...

[Metal Moses]

Re: I need help

You father must be one lazy guy.. Tell him to pull himself up by the bootstraps, America isn't a country for people who's afraid of working!
Cause I easily make that in a month, or less...

Yeah, probably conning people out of their money for "guaranteed salvation". I've already heard that it is 30,000 dollars for de-homosexualizing someone. You people prey on people's fear of damnation to suck outrageous amounts of money out of them. Churches aren't supposed to charge money, they should only humbly accept donations and don't pass off what you're doing as simply a donation because it is not. That pretty much GUARANTEES you a spot in hell.

My father has an honest job and is successful at it. And if by lazy you mean, working 12 hours a day, 5 days a week then sure...he is lazy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yeah, probably conning people out of their money for "guaranteed salvation". I've already heard that it is 30,000 dollars for de-homosexualizing someone. You people prey on people's fear of damnation to suck outrageous amounts of money out of them. Churches aren't supposed to charge money, they should only humbly accept donations and don't pass off what you're doing as simply a donation because it is not. That pretty much GUARANTEES you a spot in hell.

What's money compared to a lifetime of unspeakable depravity followed by an eternity of unspeakable suffering in satan's raperooms? The costs involved with beating praying the queer out of someone is higher than you'd think.

Where does the Bible say that Churches are not allowed to ask for a love offering in exchange for services rendered? Chapter and verse please, fag lover.

[Metal Moses]

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What's money compared to a lifetime of unspeakable depravity followed by an eternity of unspeakable suffering in satan's raperooms? The costs involved with beating praying the queer out of someone is higher than you'd think.

Where does the Bible say that Churches are not allowed to ask for a love offering in exchange for services rendered? Chapter and verse please, fag lover.

Glorifying it with holy terms doesn't make it right. You are still charging people for false salvation.

Sounds an awful lot like a sleazy business to me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Glorifying it with holy terms doesn't make it right. You are still charging people for false salvation.

Sounds an awful lot like a sleazy business to me.

Can you prove that we offer something false? We have hundreds of cases of former queers, sodomites, lezbeans and bulldykes who have been 100% cured by the intervention of our Landover Creation Science Technicians.

We produce results. What do YOU do to help fags escape from a Godless life of depravity? Whining?

[Metal Moses]

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Can you prove that we offer something false? We have hundreds of cases of former queers, sodomites, lezbeans and bulldykes who have been 100% cured by the intervention of our Landover Creation Science Technicians.

We produce results. What do YOU do to help fags escape from a Godless life of depravity? Whining?

No, I do something better: I accept them for who they are.

Well you've done one of two things for these people: You've either brainwashed them into believing what they are doing is evil or you just turned them back into closet-homosexuals.

Homosexuality is more than just nurture, it has to do with body chemistry and how the brain interprets them.

That and Creation Science is an oxymoron. Creation is a theory, not a science.

And how much exactly does it take to get cured?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No, I do something better: I accept them for who they are.

Well you've done one of two things for these people: You've either brainwashed them into believing what they are doing is evil or you just turned them back into closet-homosexuals.

Homosexuality is more than just nurture, it has to do with body chemistry and how the brain interprets them.

That and Creation Science is an oxymormon. Creation is a theory, not a science.

And how much exactly does it take to get cured?

It depends on the case. Rev. Ted Haggard came in at just under $30,000. Marilyn Manson would run into 6 digits.

Why, are you looking for an estimate, jennifer?

[Metal Moses]

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It depends on the case. Rev. Ted Haggard came in at just under $30,000. Marilyn Manson would run into 6 digits.

Why, are you looking for an estimate, jennifer?

Jennifer, that was random....

No, I was just wondering how much money you were extorting from these people. Now that I see these exorbitant prices you charge, I'm actually quite appalled.

Manson is actually a very intellectually adept person despite his facade. His music isn't too bad either.