Attention True Christians I have noticed that some of our newer TC's have been wearing some clothing items only homers and lezbeans wear.
One brother even showed up with his dicky sticking up out of his jacket!
Men should NOT be caught dead with a dicky - much less wearing it to the house the LORD!
No Dicky's allowed!

While we are at it I would also like to ban other FALSE clothing.
Girdles! Girldes are false advertising. I also tend to believe that when they enhance body parts (they actually do not) have it sends other lezbeans over the edge in to a lust-filled frenzy.
See how this wanton hussy is sticking out her butt that is really flat, but nicely enhanced here with butt pads.

Men's girdles. Meant to enhance certain body parts that are sure to drive other homers WILD with lust causing possible man on man rape.

CHRISTIANS ONLY please add your suggestion here.
One brother even showed up with his dicky sticking up out of his jacket!
Men should NOT be caught dead with a dicky - much less wearing it to the house the LORD!
No Dicky's allowed!

While we are at it I would also like to ban other FALSE clothing.
Girdles! Girldes are false advertising. I also tend to believe that when they enhance body parts (they actually do not) have it sends other lezbeans over the edge in to a lust-filled frenzy.
See how this wanton hussy is sticking out her butt that is really flat, but nicely enhanced here with butt pads.


Men's girdles. Meant to enhance certain body parts that are sure to drive other homers WILD with lust causing possible man on man rape.

CHRISTIANS ONLY please add your suggestion here.
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