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  • #1

    Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

    Attention True Christians I have noticed that some of our newer TC's have been wearing some clothing items only homers and lezbeans wear.

    One brother even showed up with his dicky sticking up out of his jacket!

    Men should NOT be caught dead with a dicky - much less wearing it to the house the LORD!

    No Dicky's allowed!



    While we are at it I would also like to ban other FALSE clothing.

    Girdles! Girldes are false advertising. I also tend to believe that when they enhance body parts (they actually do not) have it sends other lezbeans over the edge in to a lust-filled frenzy.

    See how this wanton hussy is sticking out her butt that is really flat, but nicely enhanced here with butt pads.


    Men's girdles. Meant to enhance certain body parts that are sure to drive other homers WILD with lust causing possible man on man rape.



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  • #2
    Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

    All Christian men must be alert that they don't accidentally wear homosexual underwear.

    While normal men wear normal underwear, gays have concocted depraved underwear with "slings" designed to "enhance" your "profile" by means of lifting and protruding your dirty parts.



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    • #3
      Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

      Bless you for your guidance Sister!

      From experience, tie dyed t-shirts should be avoided at all costs. Of course, as a True Christian™, I would never normally wear such a garment in public. But I figured it was harmless enough to wear while painting the house as I could just throw it away when finished.

      There I was, 12 feet up on the extension ladder when the catcalls started. I turned around to see a homo running full speed toward me from across the street. In a nanosecond I realized the grave mistake I had made. The queer had mistaken the bright colors of my shirt as the fag pride rainbow symbol!

      Before I knew it, the drooling queer was climbing the ladder with both hands reaching for my crotch! In survival-mode instinct, I used the only defensive measure available and doused the filthy homer with a gallon of Glidden latex. It was either repel the sissy or suffer certain sodomy. It worked and he ran away even faster than he had approached.

      Lesson learned.
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • #4
        Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

        It is a great blow to construction workers everywhere that overalls and "coveralls" have been "appropriated" by homogays as "unisex" items.

        The rule of thumb is Men wear pants, and women wear skirts.

        How can it possibly be more simple than that ? ?
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        • #5
          Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

          Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
          It is a great blow to construction workers everywhere that overalls and "coveralls" have been "appropriated" by homogays as "unisex" items.

          The rule of thumb is Men wear pants, and women wear skirts.

          How can it possibly be more simple than that ? ?
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          Gosh sister, at first glance I thought they were all just lesbians and then I noticed the boots on the "person" second from the left. They are most definitely homer boots.

          It's difficult to tell when they are all wearing matching garments.

          And look at this!



          Sure, it is known that only homers dance ballet, but do they have to be so brazen about it? They are now even wearing point shoes as a fashion statement.

          and below... I just have no words.



          YIC

          Sister Phebe




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          • #6
            Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

            Up in Des Moines, I've seen perverts wearing these pants that make your posterior wink at the stranger behind you.

            I'm deeply offended at these outfits.

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

              It is my opinion that "caftans" are only worn by High Priests and Priestesses during their satanic rights.

              (A doctor's note must be carried by our larger sisters who favor these items, testifying that no other clothes fit them at present.)
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              • #8
                Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

                Bicycle shorts, wrestling singlets, or anything else in stretchy fabrics: Homers wear these things to show off their gym bodies and certain other parts that Christian modesty prevents me from naming, thereby arousing lust in other homers. Also, don't give us the excuse that you wear bicycle shorts to ride your bicycle. Only blue-state liberals ride bicycles; normal people drive SUV's.

                Black leather (apart from belts, shoes, and watch straps): This signifies interest in a certain deathstyle choice that grosses out even more "vanilla" sodomites.

                Colored hankies in back pockets: Quite simply unacceptable. Please don't ask me to explain why.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • #9
                  Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

                  I'm pretty sure that God disapproves of this latest fashion in the spearchucker community: Wearing a dead baby on your head.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #10
                    Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

                    Nike shoes

                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I'm pretty sure that God disapproves of this latest fashion in the spearchucker community: Wearing a dead baby on your head.


                      It appears to me that this colored negro is engaging in an act of necropedophilia!
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        It appears to me that this colored negro is engaging in an act of necropedophilia!
                        Well my sources tell me it's the latest fashion among the queer buck nigras.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #13
                          Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Well my sources tell me it's the latest fashion among the queer buck nigras.
                          Yes, you can tell from his neck that he is a buck. Probably a nine-pointer though.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

                            I know lezbeanism is a life choice, but I really don't think this gal had an option.

                            It is typical lezbean wear.

                            What I found frightening too, is the man behind her is in a sleeveless sunfrock.

                            Sister Phebe
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                            There's Jesus here,
                            Just see what He offers me....
                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                            Up there a home in heaven
                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Clothes Only Homers & Lezbeans Wear!

                              Sister BTB,

                              I have to assume this also extends to accessory items?

                              Look at this brazen display of homerdom.







                              There's Jesus here,
                              Just see what He offers me....
                              Down here my sins forgiven,
                              Up there a home in heaven
                              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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