[David Micheal]

Re: Curing myself of homersexuality

Haven't found that one yet, but if I did, I would totally wear it. Do you know where I might be able to find one?



Yep. Didn't work. I'm still gay and, in fact, when I tried to pray the gay away I wound up meeting this other really cute lesbian who was trying to do the same thing. I think we both kinda gave up around the same time

That might have been God's way of showing you what would be your wife who you would marry and produce Soldiers for Jesus with.

[JimBob69]

Re: Curing myself of homersexuality

Ya know what I've seen cure the 'gay'? A nice long shower.


Of nice, big, rocks.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Curing myself of homersexuality

Don't be disgusting, JimBoob. This is a church forum.

[Tubba Blubba]

Re: Curing myself of homersexuality

4 days in, still no sex with men! And no improper thoughts!

However, I feel as if there are demons inside me, pushing the urge... Perhaps I need an exorcism? Can anyone here help me with that?

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Curing myself of homersexuality

You do not need an exorcism. You need to stop whining, cut your hair, look like a man and act like one. It's not that complicated.

[GodlessSinner]

Re: Curing myself of homersexuality

Sorry, Chuckie, you got it wrong there. See, when I have sex with my girlfriend, there are no boys involved. So, yeah, the Bible really doesn't mention dykes that much, because we're just too damn awesome for that lame-o book of yours.

I love you

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Curing myself of homersexuality

I love you

Why do you homers think that Christian sites are pickup sites? Or do you just flash signals at each other and hump wherever?

I'm sure you can both take it to a homosexual board where you can pretend to be doing the nasty all you want.

[696969]

Re: Curing myself of homersexuality

Great one day with out being sodomized, now get a hair cut and a job!

"'Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard." - Leviticus 19:27

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Curing myself of homersexuality

"'Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard." - Leviticus 19:27

See, now that's the problem with reading the bastardized versions of the Bible. Here's what it really says

Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

Now are the corners of his head rounded? Is his beard marred? Not that it matters to Brother Dewitt anymore, anyway.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Curing myself of homersexuality

"'Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard." - Leviticus 19:27

That you would seek to "correct" the late Brother DeWitt only hours after his death is insensitive, even for a Godless atheist homosexual such as yourself.

As pointed out above, your use of a false translation has led to you to misread the scripture.

We do not tolerate insults or taking the Bible out of context on this forum. I hope you are banned for this.