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  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #46
    Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

    Originally posted by BarbequeDip View Post
    Oh, for piffle sake! Will none of you listen?! I would post some proof but you would just ignore it, same as everything else I have said!

    This pansexual girl, fed up of your lies, is out of here.

    Vous êtes fou!
    What a surprise! Turns out you are lesbanian yourself. Imagine that!
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • BarbequeDip
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Nov 2010
      • 49

      #47
      Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

      Nope. Not a lesbian. I like men.


      xxx

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #48
        Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

        Originally posted by BarbequeDip View Post
        Nope. Not a lesbian. I like men.


        xxx

        Are you married? If not you must be a whore.

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        • BarbequeDip
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Nov 2010
          • 49

          #49
          Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          Are you married? If not you must be a whore.
          If you could not make assumptions that would be nice.
          I am a virgin.

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236

            #50
            Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

            Originally posted by BarbequeDip View Post
            Nope. Not a lesbian. I like men.


            xxx
            But you like women and filthy degenerate rug munching as well. This makes you a doomed homosexual and an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

            But you are here for Christian witnessing and perhaps there is hope that you will abandon your wicked sin and turn to Jesus Christ for love rather than the loins of another woman.

            I will pray for you.
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • BarbequeDip
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Nov 2010
              • 49

              #51
              Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

              Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
              But you like women and filthy degenerate rug munching as well. This makes you a doomed homosexual and an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

              But you are here for Christian witnessing and perhaps there is hope that you will abandon your wicked sin and turn to Jesus Christ for love rather than the loins of another woman.

              I will pray for you.
              Hey, I may not 100% agree with you, but I may never be with a woman in my entire life, and since what you just said was the friendliest anyone has been to me on this site, let's just agree to leave it at that, hm?

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #52
                Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                Originally posted by BarbequeDip View Post
                Hey, I may not 100% agree with you, but I may never be with a woman in my entire life, and since what you just said was the friendliest anyone has been to me on this site, let's just agree to leave it at that, hm?
                Excuse me, but please stop throwing sexual advances on Brother Harold. He is not interested in unsaved trash like yourself

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                • BarbequeDip
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 49

                  #53
                  Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  Excuse me, but please stop throwing sexual advances on Brother Harold. He is not interested in unsaved trash like yourself
                  What part of that was a "sexual advance", may I just ask.
                  We were resolving that argument like human beings, and if you think that I was coming on to him, then you are mistaken.

                  (Somebody's jealous, I think! /joke)

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                  • I_AM_THE_ANTICHRIST
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 1

                    #54
                    Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                    Watch me simplify this.
                    Step 1:
                    Ask him if he likes it in the butt
                    Step 2:
                    Respond accordingly
                    Step 3:
                    Acceptance, because everyone here, except for people that can think for themselves, are homosexuals. So go fucking kill yourself you pathetic trash. You're all scum of the earth and your "god" will think nothing more of you.

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #55
                      Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                      You are not the antiChrist, you are just a silly boy.

                      Step 4: get banned.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • villainy
                        Unsaved trash, rabid midget godmocker
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 40

                        #56
                        Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                        It's interestng because I'm not sure if you mean this as a joke/insulting humor thread or if you're meaning this as a serious guide for spotting a homosexual. most of the information used to identify a homosexual is either obvious and unneeded or your opinion. In the conversation section, what you insinuate 'real men' do is just plain rude and childish. Ignoring questions and then getting mad at having been asked a second time? This struck me as a little strange that a man who claims to be heterosexual wouldn't be able to pick up a woman with any sort of standards.
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                        • albrayd
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 4

                          #57
                          Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                          What do you think is wrong with homosexuality? Are you claiming that God would not love a person that He Himself created? Homosexuality is not a choice, as countless studies have shown, and homosexuals are therefore born with their sexual orientation. But I'm sure God takes enormous pleasure in hating the people he creates, or else he wouldn't have created all of you here.

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #58
                            Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                            Originally posted by villainy View Post
                            It's interestng because I'm not sure if you mean this as a joke/insulting humor thread or if you're meaning this as a serious guide for spotting a homosexual. most of the information used to identify a homosexual is either obvious and unneeded or your opinion. In the conversation section, what you insinuate 'real men' do is just plain rude and childish. Ignoring questions and then getting mad at having been asked a second time? This struck me as a little strange that a man who claims to be heterosexual wouldn't be able to pick up a woman with any sort of standards.
                            Sometimes spotting a gay is easy because they look like this

                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Meek and Humble
                              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                              Biblical Black Belt
                              Jr. Pastor
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 6197

                              #59
                              Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                              Originally posted by albrayd View Post
                              What do you think is wrong with homosexuality? Are you claiming that God would not love a person that He Himself created?
                              Yes, that is in fact what we are PROCLAIMING, not claiming. God told the world so Himself, it's preserved right in the Holy Bible!

                              Romans 9:11 Yet, before the twins were born or had done anything good or bad—in order that God’s purpose in election might stand: 12 not by works but by him who calls—she was told, “The older will serve the younger.” 13 Just as it is written: “Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated.”[e] 14 What then shall we say? Is God unjust? Not at all! 15 For he says to Moses,
                              “I will have mercy on whom I have mercy,
                              and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.”
                              16 It does not, therefore, depend on human desire or effort, but on God’s mercy. 17 For Scripture says to Pharaoh: “I raised you up for this very purpose, that I might display my power in you and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth.” 18 Therefore God has mercy on whom he wants to have mercy, and he hardens whom he wants to harden.
                              19 One of you will say to me: “Then why does God still blame us? For who is able to resist his will?” 20 But who are you, a human being, to talk back to God? “Shall what is formed say to the one who formed it, ‘Why did you make me like this?’” 21 Does not the potter have the right to make out of the same lump of clay some pottery for special purposes and some for common use?
                              22 What if God, although choosing to show his wrath and make his power known, bore with great patience the objects of his wrath—prepared for destruction?

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                              • TheModerateGuy
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 5

                                #60
                                Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                                Anything with a foreign name (Especially if in French)
                                So uh... This mean the whole of France is homosexual? 'Cause if so, i'm sure the French race would have died out by now...

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