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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22867

    #61
    Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

    Or to have a blood transfusion donated by a gay. These people are like the Demoncrats, they want everyone reduced to the same pain and suffering, they don't want to see people healthy and happy because they are not!

    Want proof? Go and get your house decorated by an "interior designer" - you will be the laughingstock amongst your friends as they see the floral pinks and rainbow paintwork!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • UnSaved Disciple of satan
      Unsaved trash
      • Nov 2010
      • 13

      #62
      Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

      Amen to that brother. Rainbows are the gayest thing on earth, I don't understand why God made them. Is it so we can spot homos when they stop and stare at them? Then passionately kiss another male? Your thoughts?
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • themontajew
        Unsaved trash, Christ-killing kike
        • Nov 2010
        • 46

        #63
        Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

        Originally posted by Saved Disciple View Post
        Amen to that brother. Rainbows are the gayest thing on earth, I don't understand why God made them. Is it so we can spot homos when they stop and stare at them? Then passionately kiss another male? Your thoughts?
        If you read the bible you would know what rainbows are for. After the flood of Noah the rainbow was a symbol of the covenant god made with him to never destroy man kind again. I for one look at rainbows and thank god that god was generous enough to give humanity another chance.
        Matthew 8:12
        But the children of the kingdom [the Jews] shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236

          #64
          Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

          Originally posted by themontajew View Post
          If you read the bible you would know what rainbows are for. After the flood of Noah the rainbow was a symbol of the covenant god made with him to never destroy man kind again. I for one look at rainbows and thank god that god was generous enough to give humanity another chance.
          I have addressed this glorious covenant of God here and how the filthy homosexual agenda has stolen His symbol.

          In Christ
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #65
            Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
            I have addressed this glorious covenant of God here and how the filthy homosexual agenda has stolen His symbol.

            In Christ
            How true that is. Years ago if you where gay, it meant that you where happy. Now it means that you are a raging homersexural butt pirate.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78553

              #66
              Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

              Originally posted by themontajew View Post
              If you read the bible you would know what rainbows are for. After the flood of Noah the rainbow was a symbol of the covenant god made with him to never destroy man kind again. I for one look at rainbows and thank god that god was generous enough to give humanity another chance.
              But you don't respect God enough to properly capitalize His name, huh?


              Typical joo.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • djohns
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Nov 2010
                • 26

                #67
                Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
                Racism will not be tolerated in our Godly community. Shape up or ship out.
                Funny you should mention racism, because you all seem to be racist m.o.r.m.o.n.s. Just look at the post for "noobs" - that's just one of many. Hypocrites.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22362

                  #68
                  Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                  Originally posted by djohns View Post
                  Funny you should mention racism, because you all seem to be racist m.o.r.m.o.n.s. Just look at the post for "noobs" - that's just one of many. Hypocrites.
                  I am not a racist. I treat everyone equally.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #69
                    Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                    This thread is about how to identify fags, not foreigners.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22362

                      #70
                      Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      This thread is about how to identify fags, not foreigners.
                      Is there a difference?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #71
                        Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Is there a difference?
                        In regards to accusations of racism, yes. You can't be racist to fags.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Gabriel Reproba
                          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2479

                          #72
                          Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                          Originally posted by OrangeJuiceAndToast View Post
                          You people aren't perfect, just like everyone else. Deal with it.

                          So you admit that being gay is an imperfection?
                          Yours In Christ,

                          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                          • Gabriel Reproba
                            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2479

                            #73
                            Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                            Originally posted by djohns View Post
                            Funny you should mention racism, because you all seem to be racist m.o.r.m.o.n.s.
                            While I appreciate you breaking their Godless name up so as not to offend the LORD, I think I see the misunderstanding. We are NOT m.o.r.m.o.n.s. We are True Christians®. Also, we are not racist. We love all people be the cursed black Sons of Ham, chinamen, taco-benders, or Christians.
                            Yours In Christ,

                            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #74
                              Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                              If more Homers would be so kind as to just wear tee shirts like these butt pirates, it sure would make it a lot easier to spot them.
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                              • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 492

                                #75
                                Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                If more Homers would be so kind as to just wear tee shirts like these butt pirates, it sure would make it a lot easier to spot them.
                                If you ask me, I think it should be law for homers to wear some kind of sign on their clothes - like a pink star or something similar. I don't think I'm the only one looking over my shoulders when I'm walking the streets, you just don't know when these creatures feel like sodomizing someone.


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                                Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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