[Ksevio]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

Appearance is also an easy way to spot a homosexual.

- Real Men will wear well fitted pants and shirts in subtle colors.
- Real Men do not wear jewelery (apart from a wedding ring) and have utilitarian accessories (baseball cap, aviators, etc)

- Gays wear clothing 2-4 sizes too small resulting in skin-tight jeans and shirts that only reach half way down the chest.
- Gay clothing often has a full rainbow of colors or simply pink.
- Gays often will have earings, necklaces, rings, and frilly accessories such as designer sunglasses and decorative hats.

Another thing to look out for in conversations is the word "Mall". A straight man will only use the word in limited circumstances
e.g. "My wife is at the mall" or "I went to the National Mall to watch Glenn Beck"
The homosexual will fit this into many situations.
e.g. "We can meet at the mall" or "I saw this fabulous sweater at the mall"

[themontajew]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

If you ask me, I think it should be law for homers to wear some kind of sign on their clothes - like a pink star or something similar. I don't think I'm the only one looking over my shoulders when I'm walking the streets, you just don't know when these creatures feel like sodomizing someone.

Good idea Brother!!! 1488!!!
Hitler did that you know......

While I appreciate you breaking their Godless name up so as not to offend the LORD, I think I see the misunderstanding. We are NOT m.o.r.m.o.n.s. We are True Christians®. Also, we are not racist. We love all people be the cursed black Sons of Ham, chinamen, taco-benders, or Christians.

O.K. Cracker...... Dude, you're being racist. Sorry.....

[Nobar King]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

O.K. Cracker...... Dude, you're being racist. Sorry.....

You obviously don't understand the concept of common geographically based or descriptive descriptions of foreigners.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

I'm sorry, but if you truly believe that then you are very ignorant and have obviously not met many gay people.

If the original poster hasn't met many gay people, then that's testimony to their ability to identify and avoid gays. Since all decent people want to avoid gays, it stands to reason that people who are successful at it - that is to say, people who've not met many gays - are the experts who everyone else should consult on the subject.

I believe that gays should have the same rights as people who are straight.

Agreed. Gay men should have the right to marry the woman of their choice, just the same as straight men do.

Also, about the name-calling thing.. you can all say what you want about homosexuals, even if it's offensive, but when someone disagrees with you, "hurrr, you're not allowed to insult us, but we'll insult you, equality sucks!!!111!!"

There can be no equality between Christ and Satan, so why should there be equality between proper people and queers?

If you could not make assumptions that would be nice.
I am a virgin.

Then explain this:

This pansexual girl, fed up of your lies, is out of here.

Apart from the fact that you're the liar here, since you carried on posting after that, the term pansexual clearly implies that you've either had sex with one of these:

with Satan in his Greek goat outfit:

or literally with everything in the universe. Any of those things would be sufficient to make you damaged goods.

Good idea Brother!!! 1488!!!
Hitler did that you know......

We are not nazis here. Or Kabbalist number-cultists, for that matter.

[themontajew]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

You obviously don't understand the concept of common geographically based or descriptive descriptions of foreigners.

That is the single most ignorant thing i have ever seen. What about you, your ancestors are foreigners, bet you wouldn't like being called frenchey

We are not nazis here. Or Kabbalist number-cultists, for that matter.

1488 is a neo nazi reference.

[Nobar King]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

That is the single most ignorant thing i have ever seen. What about you, your ancestors are foreigners, bet you wouldn't like being called frenchey

I'm proud of my German heritage.

[themontajew]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

I'm proud of my German heritage.

But can call you a kraut? or do you find that offensive?

[Nobar King]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

But can call you a kraut? or do you find that offensive?

I consider myself an American. Have I been out promoting German nationalism? That's not my agenda. If you feel that you would be more comfortable calling me a kraut instead of Mr. King, then that's up to you. I'm not offended by it, I LOVE sauerkraut.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

Good idea Brother!!! 1488!!!
Hitler did that you know......

I've never heard anything about Hitler wearing a pink star. I wasn't even aware that he was a homer, but I'm not really surprised to be honest.

[themontajew]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

I've never heard anything about Hitler wearing a pink star. I wasn't even aware that he was a homer, but I'm not really surprised to be honest.

I think he actually was a homo. But he made them wear upside down purple triangles. It was the Jews who had to wear the stars

[Levi Jones]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

I think he actually was a homo.

Of course you do, Hymie. Maybe the two of you can have a chat about it as you are roasting in the lake of fire for rejecting Jesus.

[Marshall]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

Things I look for when searching out queers:

Mustaches:


Hair gel:


Muscles:


Clenched rump in tight shorts:


Small bathingsuits:


Smooth hairless chest:

...ETC.

It's not hard to spot one once you really know what to look out for. If in doubt a quick up and down can confirm suspicions.

[themontajew]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

Of course you do, Hymie. Maybe the two of you can have a chat about it as you are roasting in the lake of fire for rejecting Jesus.

Excuse you for making judgments based on a small portion of my ancestors 2000 years ago. Jews were chosen BY GOD to set an example, as a light, to the rest of the world, on how to live their lives, until the end of days. I am on this earth to thank god every day for what I have, help those less fortunate than me, and smile and be happy. Good luck on passing your judgments, I hope god doesn't mind

[James Dewitt]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

Excuse you for making judgments based on a small portion of my ancestors 2000 years ago. Jews were chosen BY GOD to set an example, as a light, to the rest of the world, on how to live their lives, until the end of days. I am on this earth to thank god every day for what I have, help those less fortunate than me, and smile and be happy. Good luck on passing your judgments, I hope god doesn't mind

Dear Hymie, if in fact you actually loved God, you would have given Him the courtesy of using the Shift key when typing out His name. If you actually cared for God, why did you kill His only begotten Son? Now I am sure you will put the blame on your ancestors for that crime, and if so why are you still a Joo?

[Imam Rashik]

Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide

Excuse you for making judgments based on a small portion of my ancestors 2000 years ago. Jews were chosen BY GOD to set an example, as a light, to the rest of the world, on how to live their lives, until the end of days. I am on this earth to thank god every day for what I have, help those less fortunate than me, and smile and be happy. Good luck on passing your judgments, I hope god doesn't mind

Jews were once chosen by Allah(pbuh), but you broke your covenant and became cursed. Do not live in the past before you breaking of the covenant .

SURA 5.
13. And certainly Allah made a covenant with the children of Israel, and We raised up among them twelve chieftains; and Allah said: Surely I am with you; if you keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate and believe in My messengers and assist them and offer to Allah a goodly gift, I will most certainly cover your evil deeds, and I will most certainly cause you to enter into gardens beneath which rivers flow, but whoever disbelieves from among you after that, he indeed shall lose the right way.
14. But on account of their breaking their covenant We cursed them and made their hearts hard; they altered the words from their places and they neglected a portion of what they were reminded of; and you shall always discover treachery in them excepting a few of them; so pardon them and turn away; surely Allah loves those who do good [to others].