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  • #31
    Re: Beware the Toilet Bidet: Homosexual Squirt Gun!

    Originally posted by cwjakesteel View Post
    Oh please, now you're just being silly. Hand held shower heads are sinful? That thought hadn't even occurred to me, that I might use it for sinful purposes.

    vibrating dlidos and butt plugs wouldn't exist if no one had it in mind to create these things in the first place.

    The application of sin still comes before the object is sinful, because the sinful object was made by man who had sin in his mind.

    Listen, if this goes on for too long (the argument) then we will eventually argue about semantics, and I don't have the time for that. Unless you still want to talk about it.
    So you are saying that a sin occurs when the object is created, but not when it is used? So if I own a dildo factory and I never use one, you are saying that I am a sinner. But what about the adult store owner that sells the dildoes? Is he a sinner? And if a sodomite buys a dildo, is he sinning by buying it or by ramming it in and out of the lusty colon of his twink lover?

    I say it is the dildo itself that is sinful, and it corrupts all who come in contact with it.
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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    Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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    • #32
      Re: Beware the Toilet Bidet: Homosexual Squirt Gun!

      Originally posted by cwjakesteel View Post
      and I don't have the time for that.
      You had time to register here yesterday, argue, leave, come back today and argue some more.

      You are not the boss of our forums, and we will discuss what we've always discussed with no need of your permission.
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      • #33
        Re: Beware the Toilet Bidet: Homosexual Squirt Gun!

        I'm not giving or taking away your permission.

        I am the one arguing here, and I am in control of myself. So I'm telling you that I might have to discontinue my part in this argument.

        You guys can argue all you want.

        Take the time to listen.

        Be slow to speak, but quick to listen. James 1:19

        Something the people on this website have a heard time doing.
        Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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        • #34
          Re: Beware the Toilet Bidet: Homosexual Squirt Gun!

          WRONG.

          James 1:19 reads like this...

          Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath

          I don't know what heathen modern-day version of the Bible you're using, but it's most likely the source of your problems.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • #35
            Re: Beware the Toilet Bidet: Homosexual Squirt Gun!

            Originally posted by cwjakesteel View Post
            That's the judgement of which Christ forbade. To judge by mere appearances. And if you read any of what I said, you'd realize that I'm not justifying the bidet, but marginalizing it.
            Originally posted by cwjakesteel View Post
            Take the time to listen.

            Be slow to speak, but quick to listen. James 1:19

            Something the people on this website have a heard time doing.
            I think you should take a little bit of your own advice before you find yourself marginalized.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #36
              Re: Beware the Toilet Bidet: Homosexual Squirt Gun!

              Oh LORD have mercy!

              First they take over Broadway, now they take over toilets! Will the Gay Agenda know no bounds?!?



              Brother Bob4God thank you for bringing this to our attention!

              cwjakesteel, you would be wise to keep your place and learn here.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #37
                These things became very popular with the Great Toilet Paper Depression thanks to Obama's Woohan Flu. I blame them for the rise in Gays all across the United States.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #38
                  Praise Jesus!
                  If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    These things became very popular with the Great Toilet Paper Depression thanks to Obama's Woohan Flu. I blame them for the rise in Gays all across the United States.
                    Oh, yes! You have spoken the truth so very succinctly, dear Sister Mary. I mentioned this to my sister (Agatha), and she asked her neighbor about it. (Jamie, next door to Aggie, is a suspected homersexualist — kindly remember him in your prayers.) Anyway, Jamie said that "gay bidets" are all the rage right now. He said, "everybody has one", and then he mentioned to Aggie that "a clean queen is a desired queen", whatever that means. But, that got me to thinking, and then I checked on the interwebs and — sure enough — it looks like "clean queen" Jamie knows what he is talking about!

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                    • #40
                      Every city has a plumbing code. It allows only the installation of safe plumbing. In Freehold, homer plumbing gadgets are not allowed. We have inspectors. What is wrong with these cities that allow this Satanic equipment to be installed? I'm guessing San Francisco requires this stuff. Lord help this country.

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                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                        Every city has a plumbing code. It allows only the installation of safe plumbing. In Freehold, homer plumbing gadgets are not allowed. We have inspectors. What is wrong with these cities that allow this Satanic equipment to be installed? I'm guessing San Francisco requires this stuff. Lord help this country.

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                        Well, what is so terribly sad about all of this, dear Brother Mayor Hold, is that the homersexualistic agenda has infiltrated many — if not most — areas that once were decent and respectful. Those "gay rights" sinners want nothing more than to corrupt all places of employment with their unnatural demands — and that includes trades jobs, such as plumbing and what-not. Thank the that this is not happening in our beloved, dignified, -fearing community of Freehold; but, other places are not as fortunate — particularly when those homers love to boast about how they are everywhere!



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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                          That must be the least hygienic apparatus I've ever seen.

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