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  • TheTruePath
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    • Jan 2008
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    #16
    Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Find a secure Cupboard or a Cellar and lock him in until he gives up his Sodomy.
    No food or water.
    I guarantee 100% success.
    Perhaps a more humane way? It's one thing to judge, but another to trifle with the law.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
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      • Sep 2006
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      #17
      Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

      Originally posted by TheTruePath View Post
      Perhaps a more humane way? It's one thing to judge, but another to trifle with the law.
      Have you ever even read the Holy Bible? God doesn't say anything about throwing a pink tea party for homers.

      Lev.18:22
      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

      Lev.20:13
      If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.



      And why is it that I find you defending queers in every single thread you post in?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Davido
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        • Dec 2007
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        #18
        Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Have you ever even read the Holy Bible? God doesn't say anything about throwing a pink tea party for homers.

        Lev.18:22
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

        Lev.20:13
        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


        And why is it that I find you defending queers in every single thread you post in?
        I thank the Lord for bringing you on my path. I hope some of your wisdom rubs of on me.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
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          #19
          Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

          Originally posted by Davido View Post
          I thank the Lord for bringing you on my path. I hope some of your wisdom rubs of on me.
          You can show how greatful you are right now by clicking on that shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this page and sending a robust Love Offering to Jesus right now. Salvation Guaranteed or your money back!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Davido
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            • Dec 2007
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            #20
            Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You can show how greatful you are right now by clicking on that shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this page and sending a robust Love Offering to Jesus right now. Salvation Guaranteed or your money back!
            I'd prefer to deliver my robust gratitude to you in person.

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            • Talitha
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              #21
              Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

              Originally posted by Davido View Post
              I'd prefer to deliver my robust gratitude to you in person.
              Don't be disgusting!!

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Davido
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                • Dec 2007
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                #22
                Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                Don't be disgusting!!

                Excuse me? What's digusting about wanting to give a big donation to the church? I don't trust these internet payments, but I trust the pastor - that's all.

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                • Talitha
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                  #23
                  Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

                  Originally posted by Davido View Post
                  Excuse me? What's digusting about wanting to give a big donation to the church? I don't trust these internet payments, but I trust the pastor - that's all.


                  Now then....................... about this big Donation.
                  How big are we talking here?
                  Six figure sums can sometimes get a Pastor to make a personal appearance but anything below that may be a problem.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Davido
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                    • Dec 2007
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                    #24
                    Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

                    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                    Now then....................... about this big Donation.
                    How big are we talking here?
                    Six figure sums can sometimes get a Pastor to make a personal appearance but anything below that may be a problem.

                    I'm sorry - I'm really offended by your insult.

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                    • Talitha
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                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2026
                      • 15118

                      #25
                      Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

                      Originally posted by Davido View Post
                      I'm sorry - I'm really offended by your insult.
                      Which one?
                      I tend to lose track when there are so many people trying to disrupt our Godly Boards.

                      Are you saying you don't want to make a Donation? Or are you just trying to make me feel sorry for you?

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • WarriorPoet
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                        • Jan 2008
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                        #26
                        Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

                        I've struggled with the same problem at my work - though I wouldn't say "he is a nice guy" given his level of perversion.

                        Personally, I've been leaving Bible tracts on his desk every day. I have to do it in secret - the stupid liberals who run this place would freak if they knew who was doing it. Since when is God no longer welcome at work?

                        I'm so disgusted every time I have to meet with him. I'd really like him to leave the company so that I don't even have to deal with it.

                        I do have one point of personal protest. I refuse to shake hands with the guy. Who knows where his hands have been or what perverted diseases he is carrying around. Has anyone else taken this step?

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
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                          #27
                          Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

                          Try giving your queer co-worker THIS excellent Chick Tract. It works wonders.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • PeterIV8
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                            • Jan 2008
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                            #28
                            Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            That is probably the worst piece of advice I've ever heard. don't you know that the demons that cause homersexurality hide up there? Take a look at THIS!
                            Please don't ban me for stating my opinoins. I'm NOT trolling or trying to disrupt the forum in any way. I'd appreciate rebuttle to my comments, and would be very greatful for anyone who will actually read everything I say.

                            OK, to start this off, I'd like to make a few things clear.

                            I am Christian, I believe in God's word.. to some extent.. and I am not a fag. I like to make that third one especially clear because after reading around for about an hour before my first post, I found it isn't uncommon to see people accusing others of that.

                            But this article is clearly geared towards people of low education. "If them scientists had been paying attention to THE BIBLE". I mean COME ON! ...I find it unbelievable that any self aware human being would take this article seriously. I'm sure that the smell of rotton eggs when I take a dump isn't "demons" it's probably the EGGS that I ate for breakfast.

                            Scientists never discovered demons in anyones colon. There is NO evidence that proves that demons are in anyones colon. What's worse is this article tells you to IGNORE facts and evidence, saying that higher education is a DISTRACTION. They call education a distraction because they don't want competition with God's word. Once you learn whats outside of the cave, you may stop believing.

                            And they have telescopes that LOOK at the stars, and no, they don't say the stars are "little suns" They say they're enormous Suns. Suns that are billions of times the size of our Sun, and lightyears away, but despite their distance, they're still big enough for us to see them. This article is denouncing science, but doesn't even KNOW what it's denouncing!

                            We don't KNOW Hell is a real place at all. We have no photographic evidence, or any other solid evidence for that matter. The only "evidence" displayed in the article was the smell of sulfer. They just said "the Devil leaves the smell of sulfer" and we are just expected to believe it because The Bible says so.

                            If god created all humans with Adam and Eve, where did the Asians come from, and why did He allow them to exist and flourish?

                            Rev. Charles Wilson lived all his life on that campus, as mentioned in the article. Could this be because he was born and conditioned to believe one thing? If I was brought up and told my entire life that Peanutbutter was made from frogs legs, and then when somebody came to me when I was 30 and said "Listen, man, Peanutbutter is made from Peanuts" I sure as hell wouldnt say "You're RIGHT!" I'd brush him off and tell him to eat balls.

                            The article also repeatedly calls scientists "fancy". I'm not sure why, maybe it's to appeal to those who have ZERO knowledge of anything scientific. By calling them "fancy", the unintelligent might indentify with the author by believing that science is "fancy". Fancy being something unnecessary and useless. Little would they know that science ALLOWED THEM TO READ THE WEBSITE THAT'S DENOUNCING SCIENCE!

                            That's another thing! How can this be God's favorite forum when science brings you this forum?! The Internet, computers, all science related! And since this science obviously works, what automatically makes other sciences false? If you actually TAKE a Biology, Chemistry or Physics class, you will see that science is based on FACTS, not just a book that someone wrote 2008 years ago, and said "BELIEVE THIS OR BURN IN HELL!" I'm pretty sure God's intentions weren't to scare the shit out of everybody their entire lives.

                            You know what.. I believed in God when I started this post. I believed in God after I read that article.. but.. somewhere through the idiocy of your teachings, I seem to have lost faith.. in your god... I refuse to believe the teachings of some idiot who calls science fancy.

                            I will not type anymore because I will probably get banned or ignored.

                            Good day.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #29
                              Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

                              Son, no one ever gets banned if they are respectful.

                              Problem is, I can't exactly understand what you're asking here. We don't reject modern technology, if that's what you mean. We aren't like those evil Amnish who think God likes them because they don't drive cars. (I drive a Lincoln Navigator, how about you?)

                              Any attempts on the part of the secular scienticians to subvert or mock the Holy Bible we reject completely. Our Creation Scientists at Landover Baptist University are always hard at work on debunking the lies spread by evilutionist monkey worshipers.

                              Is that what you meant?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • PeterIV8
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                                #30
                                Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

                                Actually I wasn't really asking only one question, but you did answer one of them.

                                I mentioned a LOT of stuff in that post, and you seemed to pick and choose what you wanted to reply to. The other stuff, it seems like you pretend you didn't see it.

                                And there are scientific explanations for things that weren't created to mock Jesus, God, or anything biblical. There are scientific explanations that just contradict things that the bible says. Such as Dinosaur bones, creation of valleys and canyons, these things all prove that the Universe is millions of years old. Why do you ignore things like this?

                                Please, without banning me for being argumentative, address the fact that your website is geared to people with a lower education background. Why is this so?

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