[gnannka]

Re: Banal Trolling

Actually, young boy, the nice way is to say, "I don't want to go on this forum any more. I shall log off and never come back." The only people who go around asking how to delete their account are attention seekers trying to make some obscure point, or they keep coming back for a reason.
There are usually only two reasons people sign up here in the first place. God brings them, or Satan sends them. You should look deep inside and pray on this to find out which of these is the reason you came in the first place. After that, you will either be at peace or horrified that the devil has such a lock on your soul.

Yeah I'm a chick. Not a trans either so don't refer to me as a young boy. I wanted deleted because I didn't want to receive email any longer. But I apologized and changed my mind so your arguement against me was discredited before you posted it. Have a nice day.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Banal Trolling

Yeah I'm a chick. Not a trans either so don't refer to me as a young boy. I wanted deleted because I didn't want to receive email any longer. But I apologized and changed my mind so your arguement against me was discredited before you posted it. Have a nice day.

Yes, that all happened while I was typing up my post. If you tried a little praying while you write, it would take you a little longer too but the end result would be much more worthwhile.

[CattivoF0x]

Re: Banal Trolling

PRAYING is fun and fun for the girl too.
Go ahead and have PRAYER every night. :]
Make sure you last long, like an hour or so too.
Trust me on this one.

[imogene]

Re: anal

2 minutes

Chapter and verse.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: anal

Chapter and verse.

The Bible says that it's best to stay unmarried, and if one do marries:
Not to let the wife become a distraction from the Lord and start caring about how to please her instead of God.
That's why it's Biblical to say that the less time you spend procreating with her, the better:
You need but make sure she is always pregnant, for the Salvation of women is found in childbearing. (1 Timothy 2:15)
And while no exact amount of time that's to be thus spent is mentioned in the Bible, about 2 minutes is the time needed for a man to..
Well, I shouldn't need to spell it out.

I suppose therefore that this is good for the present distress, I say, that it is good for a man so to be.
Art thou bound unto a wife? seek not to be loosed. Art thou loosed from a wife? seek not a wife.
But and if thou marry, thou hast not sinned; and if a virgin marry, she hath not sinned.
Nevertheless such shall have trouble in the flesh: but I spare you.
But this I say, brethren, the time is short: it remaineth, that both they that have wives be as though they had none;
And they that weep, as though they wept not; and they that rejoice, as though they rejoiced not;
And they that buy, as though they possessed not; and they that use this world, as not abusing it: for the fashion of this world passeth away.
But I would have you without carefulness. He that is unmarried careth for the things that belong to the Lord, how he may please the Lord:
But he that is married careth for the things that are of the world, how he may please his wife.
There is difference also between a wife and a virgin.
The unmarried woman careth for the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit:
But she that is married careth for the things of the world, how she may please her husband. And this I speak for your own profit;
Not that I may cast a snare upon you, but for that which is comely, and that ye may attend upon the Lord without distraction.
1 Corinthians 7:26-35

[joshjg]

Re: anal

No, but it is the equally-damning sin of MURDER.

God personally sculped the souls in every one of those sperm you murder every time you engage in non-procrative sexual activity.

Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. -Jeremiah 1:5, and Psalm 139:13

That's why LUST is a sin. Biblically approved sex means lights out, man on top, in and out in under 2 minutes, without the seed being spilled.

To find out more about what the Bible says about the unborn, read here.

Are you ready to repent?

Man if you follow those rules you are my new hero, not because I agree with you but because that is a kind of discipline I just cant summon.

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Banal Trolling

Ok, I tried the nice way.

So piffle your jesus. piffle your bible. You all mormons who don't even understand what it is you are preaching. I would rather burn in hell than be incompitent and mormonic like this site. I will just derail every thread until I am deleted. I don't think it should come to that now should it. LMAO, I'll just put you on my SPAM list and never join another religious cult before I read what it is I'm getting myself into.

silly you joined a forum not a cult. To join Landover Baptist you need to want to know God and embrace His every single solitary word. You just didn't need to stay if you didn't want to be here.

Were your hands tied to the keyboard? Did your browser refused to move from this page?

I believe you were led here but it is not us that you thumb your nose at...oh nooo not us.

You hurt Jesus, that is who you hurt.

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Banal Trolling

and you mock God with that odd poodle bonsai haircut thing on your head.

[MyHusbandHasFleas]

Re: Banal Trolling

Oh, you'll go in the ground after you die, all right. You'll go very deep into the ground, all the way down to HELL! You'll wish that was the end, as it will only be the beginning of your misery.

I feel no truer joy than having Jesus deep inside me.

Ewwww gross