[gnannka]

Re: Banal Trolling

I don't claim to be Christian. I claim to know the bible as an ex-christian. I do not seek religion I seek God. I do not want to debate the bible here because I don't see God here. Can someone please tell me how to delete my account.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Banal Trolling

I don't claim to be Christian. I claim to know the bible as an ex-christian. I do not seek religion I seek God. I do not want to debate the bible here because I don't see God here. Can someone please tell me how to delete my account.

Friend,

How can you say God is not here? We follow His word, all of it. There is no other source on the will of God but The Bible.

[SalvationSeeker]

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I don't claim to be Christian. I claim to know the bible as an ex-christian.

It's not possible to be an ex-Christian..
You'd know that if you actually knew the Bible.
Sure, you might have THOUGHT you were a Christian, but you never were, for a Christian can never fall from grace.

My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:
And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.
John 10:27-29

I do not seek religion I seek God. I do not want to debate the bible here because I don't see God here. Can someone please tell me how to delete my account.

The only thing you seem to be seeking is a teacher that tells you what you want to hear, instead of what the Word of God says..
And you sure won't find that here, what you'll find here is God. The TRUE God.
The fact you can't see Him only proves your unsaved status.


You need a Savior friend and I mean today.
Why can't you give Jesus Christ a chance?

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Banal Trolling

I don't claim to be Christian. I claim to know the bible as an ex-christian. I do not seek religion I seek God. I do not want to debate the bible here because I don't see God here. Can someone please tell me how to delete my account.

Honey, your account can only be deleted if Jesus wants us to delete your account, and seeing as that isn't the case, it seems the Lord must have a plan for you. Y'all should be thankful for this chance to be Saved.

[gnannka]

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Ok, I tried the nice way.

So fuck your jesus. Fuck your bible. You all morons who don't even understand what it is you are preaching. I would rather burn in hell than be incompitent and moronic like this site. I will just derail every thread until I am deleted. I don't think it should come to that now should it. LMAO, I'll just put you on my SPAM list and never join another religious cult before I read what it is I'm getting myself into.

[Talitha]

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Ok, I tried the nice way.

So piffle your jesus. piffle your bible. You all mormons who don't even understand what it is you are preaching. I would rather burn in hell than be incompitent and mormonic like this site. I will just derail every thread until I am deleted. I don't think it should come to that now should it. LMAO, I'll just put you on my SPAM list and never join another religious cult before I read what it is I'm getting myself into.

Would you like me to delete your account?

[gnannka]

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yes please!

[CaveManJoke]

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Haha, it sure as hell is easy to be an ex-christian. I was baptized an Epsicopalian, and what do you know? I don't claim faith anymore! I'm really quite content living a life without god, and dying and going into the ground and that being the end.

[VictoryOS]

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and dying and going into the ground and that being the end.

Oh, you'll go in the ground after you die, all right. You'll go very deep into the ground, all the way down to HELL! You'll wish that was the end, as it will only be the beginning of your misery.

Friend, stop this foolishness and accept Jesus. I can tell you that for myself, I feel no truer joy than having Jesus deep inside me.

[CaveManJoke]

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Meh, why do you all exactly care what people choose to believe?
You can drill through the entire earth and you will never find hell. Only molten rock. I'll be all I own on that. Go grab a shovel and try.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Banal Trolling

Meh, why do you all exactly care what people choose to believe?
You can drill through the entire earth and you will never find hell. Only molten rock. I'll be all I own on that. Go grab a shovel and try.

http://www.av1611.org/hell.html

Take a look at that website, friend. Then come back, look us in the eye, and say what you just said again with a straight face. I dare you.

[gnannka]

Re: Banal Trolling

Would you like me to delete your account?

Sorry, maybe I'll stick around.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Banal Trolling

Sorry, maybe I'll stick around.

Better mind your manners then, monkey worshiper.

[gnannka]

Re: Banal Trolling

Better mind your manners then, monkey worshiper.

OH come on! What I gotta be a monkey for?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Banal Trolling

Ok, I tried the nice way.

Blah blah blah.

Actually, young boy, the nice way is to say, "I don't want to go on this forum any more. I shall log off and never come back." The only people who go around asking how to delete their account are attention seekers trying to make some obscure point, or they keep coming back for a reason.
There are usually only two reasons people sign up here in the first place. God brings them, or Satan sends them. You should look deep inside and pray on this to find out which of these is the reason you came in the first place. After that, you will either be at peace or horrified that the devil has such a lock on your soul.