[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

Very well said. But how am I to know whether or not satan could have caused the unlean homer blood to splash upon a man who was doing God's Holy work?

God is so wise that He has made it so that when a homer's blood is spilled during a beating, this only produces antibodies to protect you in the event of homersexural rape. So it is safe to beat homers. I know this because I have done it myself (note my award for it).

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

God is so wise that He has made it so that when a homer's blood is spilled during a beating, this only produces antibodies to protect you in the event of homersexural rape. So it is safe to beat homers. I know this because I have done it myself (note my award for it).

Good Christian information Brother Billy Bob. I myself have beaten several homers to a bloody weeping mess (they always cry like girls when you punch them don't they?) so there should be nothing to stop other good True Christian men giving these queers a stiff seeing to.

[Gods Hand!]

Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

If you think a homer you want to beat up has very serious aids, you can always wear gloves. They don't need to be thick, just from a strong material (like leather) to prevent the aids from going through. Or you can just kick them in the face. You're protected by your shoes and they will still be bleeding like a road kill!

[miss Pauletta]

Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

It's unfortunate that this man was so stubborn to find Jesus that somebody was forced to give him a fatal pounding to cure him of his sins! That being said, I'm an optimist, so I hope this homosexual finally realized his transgressions and found Jesus as he was being bludgeoned to death. It's possible!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

It's unfortunate that this man was so stubborn to find Jesus that somebody was forced to give him a fatal pounding to cure him of his sins! That being said, I'm an optimist, so I hope this homosexual finally realized his transgressions and found Jesus as he was being bludgeoned to death. It's possible!

Say, you know a lot of 3 dollar words for a junglebunny. Did your mammy send you to school?

[miss Pauletta]

Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

Say, you know a lot of 3 dollar words for a junglebunny. Did your mammy send you to school?

I dropped out of the sixth grade, actually! I use spell check on words that get a red underline when I finish typing them (almost all of them do), and I use thesaurus.com to elevate my vocabulary above the typical damnable ebonics so prevalent with my kind.

I could actually show you what a piece of my my non-tool-assisted writing looks like, but I fear you would not want the task of deciphering something of such base ignorance, and I do not want to sully this forum of the Lord with something that isn't up to His grammatical standard!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

I dropped out of the sixth grade, actually! I use spell check on words that get a red underline when I finish typing them (almost all of them do), and I use thesaurus.com to elevate my vocabulary above the typical damnable ebonics so prevalent with my kind.

I could actually show you what a piece of my my non-tool-assisted writing looks like, but I fear you would not want the task of deciphering something of such base ignorance, and I do not want to sully this forum of the Lord with something that isn't up to His grammatical standard!

Well now, that is impressive! So clean and well spoken. You could almost be high yellow with talk like that.

I like you, boy or was it girl?

[miss Pauletta]

Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

Well now, that is impressive! So clean and well spoken. You could almost be high yellow with talk like that.

I like you, boy or was it girl?

Girl, sir. Not something I'm proud of, but it's God's chosen path for me, and I do not question his perfect will.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Uganda does things God's way. Shout glory!

Girl, sir. Not something I'm proud of, but it's God's chosen path for me, and I do not question his perfect will.

That's okay. Jesus wants us to save even you lesser people.

John 4:9-10 Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.
Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.