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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #151
    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

    Originally posted by ChristianLogicLOL View Post
    If you watch Glenn Beck, you are a Homosexual.
    If you drink Coors Light, you are a Homosexual.
    If you think George Bush was a good president, you are a homosexual.
    You're on thin ice, friend. If you want to spread your hate speech like this, you'll find yourself out of here faster than a liberal running out of church.

    Originally posted by Bud Light Is Good View Post
    I own a macbook so i must be homosexual.

    You got to be piffleING kidding me.
    I find I'm as shocked as you are to discover that you're a sodomite.
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #152
      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

      Originally posted by Christ_is_all View Post
      Oh my god, you gosh-darn intolerants are more likely to go to hell than a gay who don't care about all your stuff.
      You can back that up with Scripture, right?

      And what is more, did you never noticed that Jesus was gay ?
      You can back that up with Scripture, right?

      You're totally insane, or this forum is just a big joke... Hard to figure out.
      In case you haven't noticed by now, we preach the King James Bible exactly as it is, with no alterations to make it politically correct for modern liberals. If that means we're insane, no genuinely saved Christian would want to be sane.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • straightagainsthate
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Apr 2011
        • 2

        #153
        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

        You mad bro? Youre just mad because you were a loner in school and are ugly.

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        • Twiggy
          Unsaved trash
           
          • Apr 2011
          • 136

          #154
          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

          Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
          - Thinks Jimmy Fallon is funny
          - Uses shampoo and conditioner (instead of a 2-in-1)
          -No-one thinks Jimmy Fallon is funny, surely?
          -2-in-1? Seriously? Is your hair dry, because I just use shampoo and mine's fine!

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          • GLaDOS2.0
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2011
            • 14

            #155
            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            You can back that up with Scripture, right?

            You can back that up with Scripture, right?

            In case you haven't noticed by now, we preach the King James Bible exactly as it is, with no alterations to make it politically correct for modern liberals. If that means we're insane, no genuinely saved Christian would want to be sane.
            >Scripture
            >Implying anything written more than a thousand years ago is truthworthy

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #156
              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

              Originally posted by GLaDOS2.0 View Post
              >Scripture
              >Implying anything written more than a thousand years ago is truthworthy
              Doesn't trust God's Word?

              Clearly a sodomite.
              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • GLaDOS2.0
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2011
                • 14

                #157
                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                Doesn't trust God's Word?

                Clearly a sodomite.
                If God were to tell me Scripture directly I'd trust it. If he told me it through ancient farmers that wrote a book I wouldn't.

                By the way, faith doesn't affect sexuality.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #158
                  Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                  Originally posted by GLaDOS2.0 View Post
                  By the way, faith doesn't affect sexuality.
                  No, but lack of faith does. If God's Word doesn't matter, then there is no moral compass and people do whatever feels good, up to and including sodomy. It's simple logic which is why the only decent, loving, moral people are those who have faith in God and the Holy Bible (KJV1611).
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • GLaDOS2.0
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 14

                    #159
                    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                    No, but lack of faith does. If God's Word doesn't matter, then there is no moral compass and people do whatever feels good, up to and including sodomy. It's simple logic which is why the only decent, loving, moral people are those who have faith in God and the Holy Bible (KJV1611).
                    Religion (yours specifically) and faith is not some sort of moral compass, humans have morals regardless of religion.

                    Funny how people that have faith in God and the Holy Bible (KJV1611) are often the most indecent, hateful, immoral people.

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #160
                      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                      Originally posted by GLaDOS2.0 View Post
                      Funny how people that have faith in God and the Holy Bible (KJV1611) are often the most indecent, hateful, immoral people.
                      See how atheists twist things around? "You follow God's Word and life a clean life and want to help others do the same so you're indecent, hateful, and immoral, you horrible Christians!" Sickening.
                      Posted via Prayer

                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                      • GLaDOS2.0
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 14

                        #161
                        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                        See how atheists twist things around? "You follow God's Word and life a clean life and want to help others do the same so you're indecent, hateful, and immoral, you horrible Christians!" Sickening.
                        You're the one initially twisting things, making "a clean life" mean whatever you see fit.

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #162
                          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                          Originally posted by GLaDOS2.0 View Post
                          You're the one initially twisting things, making "a clean life" mean whatever you see fit.
                          How is "not sinning" meaning whatever we see fit?
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • Rev. Q
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 59

                            #163
                            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                            I was at the gym the other week and noticed a fellow fitness enthusiast munching on what looked (and smelled) to be a fine stick of jerky. I asked him what kind of animal it was (I've got a weak spot for bison and was hoping it was bison jerky and that he had an extra one to spare), and he just laughed and said, "It's veegin, bro!" and proceeded to show me the wrapper and then politely offered one from his bag.


                            Pretty sure GOD didn't give us vegetables to turn into meaty-looking homer foodstuffs, "bro." Anyway, I was appalled that I had nearly been suckered into trying something so blatantly faggish, so I yelled, "Burn in Hell, sodomite!" and ran out of the gym. There were a number of gym patrons running after me, no doubt anxious to learn more about the WORD they had overheard me spreading, but I was late delivering hot meals to some elderly shut-ins, so I threw my remaining business cards out the window as I sped off and can't wait for some of them to contact me so I can arrange a healthy discussion at church and maybe some locally raised (and slaughtered) bison burgers afterward.
                            Member of Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 (NOT the Heretical Council of 1912!)

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                            • napa valley nan
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 439

                              #164
                              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                              Back on topic...

                              - goes "hiking"
                              - goes "rock climbing"
                              - goes "mountain biking"

                              etc.
                              This photo's interesting. Blows that one out of the water...
                              .

                              Last edited by Born Again Bob; 04-28-2011, 11:59 PM. Reason: Fixed spelling.

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                              • Two-Dollar Bill
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 532

                                #165
                                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                                Originally posted by Twiggy View Post
                                -No-one thinks Jimmy Fallon is funny, surely?
                                -2-in-1? Seriously? Is your hair dry, because I just use shampoo and mine's fine!
                                - No one who isn't a homer that is. (And you'd be surprised, that goober packs them in every night on his show.)

                                - I find I need conditioner so that my hair gets more lift. Using just shampoo leaves my hair without volume. i find a 2-in-1 solves this dilemma. Mostly I just go for the store brand, the one that's like $1.99, none of that homo $6 a pop shampoo and $6 conditioner nonsense. I don't need to show off to my "friends" what I have in the shower.
                                Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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