[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I have worked with gays for many years and have found these signs to be a sure thing in determining a homosexual

- carries a wallet
- wears a belt
-drives on the right side of the road
- uses words like "yes" and "ok" (so gay)
-believes in that america is the greatest country ever (cough economy cough)

Mockery is definitely a sure sign of sodomite leanings.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

You do realize that a higher percentage of the heterosexual population has HIV/AIDS than the homosexual population right? I mean, really. Gay men and women make up about 10% of the population of the United States, so odds are there are going to be a lot more straight people with said disease than gays.

Wrong, because God usually gives the AIDS to you queers.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Dear Friend,

You do realize that a higher percentage of the heterosexual population has HIV/AIDS than the homosexual population right?

Gay men and women make up about 10% of the population of the United States, so odds are there are going to be a lot more straight people with said disease than gays.

I'm a little worried you think these two assertions are the same thing, or that the second proved the first. Are you a girl, and hence, bad at numbers?

Because the fact, per the CDC, is that male-to-male sexual contact is still the primary means of HIV transmission. This despite homers being 10% of the population. The incidence of HIV/AIDS among man who have sex with men is way way higher than in the population as a whole. You can be 10% of the population and a much bigger percentage of the problem.

In any event, anyone who gets HIV/AIDS is by definition gay. Hence, 100% of the HIV/AIDS population is gay. And that's on to grow on!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I have worked with gays for many years and have found these signs to be a sure thing in determining a homosexual

- carries a wallet
- wears a belt
-drives on the right side of the road
- uses words like "yes" and "ok" (so gay)
-believes in that america is the greatest country ever (cough economy cough)

Beware! they drive on the left too, England is crawling with disgusting, hellbound sodomites driving around looking for truck stops and public toilets. I would tell them they are going to Hell to be sodomised by demons for eternity, but they would probably use that as a recruitment campaign

YiC

Jack

[Sazuret]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Jesus wore sandals therefore he is a flaming hom0sexual

[NoFriendofGod]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

AIDS can also be transmitted through intravenous needles. A good friend of mine, actually, last weekend had me attend his grandfathers funeral with him. Cause of death: HIV transmitted through a blood transfusion back in 1975. It's a miracle that he lived so long, but this is proof of two things:
1. Bad things happen to good people (his grandfather was a southern baptist preacher)
2. Straight people can get AIDS as well.
And no, I'm not a woman, I'm just a gay guy. With a 3.9 GPA in mathematics.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

AIDS can also be transmitted through intravenous needles. A good friend of mine, actually, last weekend had me attend his grandfathers funeral with him. Cause of death: HIV transmitted through a blood transfusion back in 1975. It's a miracle that he lived so long, but this is proof of two things:
1. Bad things happen to good people (his grandfather was a southern baptist preacher)
2. Straight people can get AIDS as well.
And no, I'm not a woman, I'm just a gay guy. With a 3.9 GPA in mathematics.

Well I don't know what "GPA" means (gay pervert abomunation?), but I do know that you're wrong about how the AIDS is spread.

God does it.

You see when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. And you'd better thank Him for it.

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

[NoFriendofGod]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Grade Point Average. I'm pulling pretty much straight A's, or about 97% in that class.
And okay, so by that logic, whenever you get a cold is it God punishing you for something you did wrong?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

And okay, so by that logic, whenever you get a cold is it God punishing you for something you did wrong?

God punishes us all as He sees fit. Ours is not to question Him, because He is God. He knows a lot more than we do. A LOT more.

Isaiah 55:8-9: For my thoughts [are] not your thoughts, neither [are] your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For [as] the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.

And it's not logic, it's God's Will.

[NoFriendofGod]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Implying that our God doesn't use logic.
And "logic" here is defined by consciously thinking about what one is going to do. For example, if God were to send a tornado to Westboro, Arkansas, his logic might be that the people have sinned so much that he would destroy them. Or, with my luck, and knowing how much God hates Portland, he'd probably send a meteor or a rogue nuclear missile driving into downtown.
Everyone uses logic, no matter what their intelligence level or the level of their omnipotence is. Alas, however, God's will be done, so hopefully he doesn't decide to nuke Portland tomorrow. :/

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Implying that our God doesn't use logic.
And "logic" here is defined by consciously thinking about what one is going to do. For example, if God were to send a tornado to Westboro, Arkansas, his logic might be that the people have sinned so much that he would destroy them. Or, with my luck, and knowing how much God hates Portland, he'd probably send a meteor or a rogue nuclear missile driving into downtown.
Everyone uses logic, no matter what their intelligence level or the level of their omnipotence is. Alas, however, God's will be done, so hopefully he doesn't decide to nuke Portland tomorrow. :/

Now you seem to be getting it.

Amos 3:2-6 You only have I known of all the families of the earth: therefore I will punish you for all your iniquities.
Can two walk together, except they be agreed?
Will a lion roar in the forest, when he hath no prey? will a young lion cry out of his den, if he have taken nothing?
Can a bird fall in a snare upon the earth, where no gin is for him? shall one take up a snare from the earth, and have taken nothing at all?
Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

[MisterM]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

AIDS can also be transmitted through intravenous needles. A good friend of mine, actually, last weekend had me attend his grandfathers funeral with him. Cause of death: HIV transmitted through a blood transfusion back in 1975. It's a miracle that he lived so long, but this is proof of two things:
1. Bad things happen to good people (his grandfather was a southern baptist preacher)

And you believed him? Would homersexual grandpa admit he got his AIDS from getting banged by horny faggots? I bet no... He was probably closet catlic, not really baptist.

[Angel of Light]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

One of the oldest and most traditional gay organizations is the Catholic Church. Being homosexual and molesting altar boys is an elementary requirement of membership. Since openly gay men were persecuted and discriminated over previous centuries the catholic church came to the conclusion that to preserve their boy loving lifestyle they should pretend to oppose homosexuality strictly.
The head of this organization is called the Pope. The key requirement to become pope is to have a long history of committing and hiding child surprise sex and the ability to suck a golf ball through a key hole.
The official priest motto is known to be: "They can't be too young, just too tight."

[Immaculate Kiwi]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

One of the oldest and most traditional gay organizations is the Catholic Church. Being homosexual and molesting altar boys is an elementary requirement of membership. Since openly gay men were persecuted and discriminated over previous centuries the catholic church came to the conclusion that to preserve their boy loving lifestyle they should pretend to oppose homosexuality strictly.
The head of this organization is called the Pope. The key requirement to become pope is to have a long history of committing and hiding child surprise sex and the ability to suck a golf ball through a key hole.
The official priest motto is known to be: "They can't be too young, just too tight."

Another Catholic priest motto is : "If it dont fit, force it".

In God I trust,

I.Kiwi

[lukasekman]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Some early warning signs on male homosexuality:

• Using Mac
• Using iPad
• Never launching a file manager when using a computer
• Prefer to buy new stuff instead of screwing it apart and fixing it yourself
• Talk far more than average
• Prefer syncing music with iTunes to dragging and dropping files with file manager
• Prefer pop ballads and rnb over rock music
• Actually following the guidelines from left-wing media what music is politically correct to listen to
• Afraid of insects and spiders
• Afraid of dirt
• Afraid of wires