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  • CuriosityKilledCats
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    Showing any level of care whatsoever implies I'm a homosexual?
    I witnessed my father be brutally murdered at the hands of a Negro. At the time, I felt a sense of loss. I cared. It wasn't something that I controlled, or wanted to have.

    The same thing happened to one of my acquaintances at a later date - I told them that I understood.

    Am I right in believing I'm showing signs of being a faggot?

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    More telltale fag traits for men:

    Drinks wine.

    Drinks ANY brand of diet soda.

    Colors his hair.

    Listens to WHAM!

    Was a member of WHAM!

    Wears V-neck or Cardigan sweaters.

    Shaves on Saturday or a holiday besides Easter or Christmas.

    Claims to "care" or "know how you feel".

    Owns a pet bird other than a chicken.

    Goes "birding".

    Masturbates.

    Has rented or owns a Segue.

    Doesn't watch NASCAR

    Watches Soccer.

    Understands the scoring system for Cricket.

    Remembers peoples birthdays/anniversaies.

    Owns an umbrella.

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  • Mrs. Thumpthebible
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    Homosexuals are afraid to bow down to the word of God! They only bow to other homosexuals. This is indeed blasphemy. In this act, they whore themselves:

    "You also took your beautiful jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given you, and made for yourself images of men, and with them played the whore."
    (Ezekiel 16:17)

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Probably of the "rainbow flag" variety, no doubt. It angers me that sodomites took the symbol of God's promise not to drown the world again and turned it into something sick!

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Peace unto you View Post
    Yes i admit I have sinned. We all have. Like Romans 3:23 (KJV) says "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"
    GLORY, and if you combine that with Proverbs 8:36, what do you richly deserve, like every other mortal human?

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  • Peace unto you
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    I once heard that if a man holds his wrists at or above his elbows while standing or walking, he is in fact a sodomite. I have witnessed this on many occasions and they always have at least one or two more flags.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Originally posted by Peace unto you View Post
    Does the Bible not say to hate the sin but love the sinner?
    Originally posted by Peace unto you View Post
    Yes i admit I have sinned. We all have. Like Romans 3:23 (KJV) says "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"
    These are the only two posts you have made as of this writing, neither of which has anything to do with the topic of this thread. If your next post in this thread has nothing to do with hints on how to recognize a sodomite, there will be consequences.

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  • Peace unto you
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    Yes i admit I have sinned. We all have. Like Romans 3:23 (KJV) says "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"

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  • Nobar King
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    Is actually looking forward to the royal wedding as if those have any relevance in today's world.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Peace unto you View Post
    Does the Bible not say to hate the sin but love the sinner?
    Not quite friend. Perhaps this passage will put things into perspective for you:
    Proverbs 8:36 (King James Version)


    But he that sinneth against me wrongeth his own soul: all they that hate me love death.

    God is telling us that if you sin, you should die. Plain and simple.

    So He really has no personal opinion about sin, but a fairly strong one about the sinner. Do you sin?

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  • Peace unto you
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    Does the Bible not say to hate the sin but love the sinner?

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Manson knows best View Post
    these queers are every were,I belive we should gather them in one place and exterminate them.The world would be better off without them.
    You would break Secular Law?
    That's not at all Biblical.


    Romans 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
    Romans 13:3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
    Romans 13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
    Romans 13:5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
    Romans 13:6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.

    Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,

    Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

    1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
    1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
    1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

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  • Manson knows best
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    these queers are every were,I belive we should gather them in one place and exterminate them.The world would be better off without them.

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  • lukasekman
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    Some early warning signs on male homosexuality:
    • Using Mac
    • Using iPad
    • Never launching a file manager when using a computer
    • Prefer to buy new stuff instead of screwing it apart and fixing it yourself
    • Talk far more than average
    • Prefer syncing music with iTunes to dragging and dropping files with file manager
    • Prefer pop ballads and rnb over rock music
    • Actually following the guidelines from left-wing media what music is politically correct to listen to
    • Afraid of insects and spiders
    • Afraid of dirt
    • Afraid of wires
    Last edited by lukasekman; 04-21-2011, 11:39 AM. Reason: 2 points

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  • Immaculate Kiwi
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    Originally posted by Angel of Light View Post
    One of the oldest and most traditional gay organizations is the Catholic Church. Being homosexual and molesting altar boys is an elementary requirement of membership. Since openly gay men were persecuted and discriminated over previous centuries the catholic church came to the conclusion that to preserve their boy loving lifestyle they should pretend to oppose homosexuality strictly.
    The head of this organization is called the Pope. The key requirement to become pope is to have a long history of committing and hiding child surprise sex and the ability to suck a golf ball through a key hole.
    The official priest motto is known to be: "They can't be too young, just too tight."
    Another Catholic priest motto is : "If it dont fit, force it".

    In God I trust,

    I.Kiwi

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