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    Roll-AIDS: The Queer Handicapped Menace

    I want to bring to people's attention a threat that is rising in America. We know that gay people mock and hate God by being perverts. And we know that handicapped people mock and hate God by being crippled. But what about those that are so filled with iniquity, they want to spit upon the face of God Himself while simultaneously smearing their diseased feces on the name of Jesus Christ? I am referring to these double abominations: handicapped queers.

    Leviticus 21:18-21     For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

    Leviticus 20:13     If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    So, imagine my surprise when I'm out this weekend in Des Moines, and I see this: A fat, older, bearded guy being pushed in a wheelchair by another fat, older bearded guy. My initial thought was that they were war buddies, and one of them got shot in 'Nam or whatnot. No, as it turns out, they were gay lovers. Yes, the idea of a 60 year old hairy guy penetrating the anus of a parapalegic 60 year old hairy guy. And that is what Obama and his cronies want to force kindergarten children to accept.

    His wheelchair had a sticker that said "We are Everywhere." I didn't take that as a statement of defiant pride, rather as a boastful threat. WE ARE EVERYWHERE. How many crippled queers do we have rolling around anyways? Now, I'm worried. Every time I encounter one of these disabled freaks, I have to make sure they're not eyeing me as a piece of meat.
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    Tags: gay agenda, handicapped, homosexual agenda, queers on wheels, tards, wheelchairs
  • #2
    Re: Roll-AIDS: The Queer Handicapped Menace

    Okay, now this is just sickening. I mean it defies decency and logic! How can a crippled up gimp be a queer? They can't do anything, can they? I mean literally, how can they commit sodomy from a wheelchair? Is there ANYTHING the liberals won't stoop to?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Roll-AIDS: The Queer Handicapped Menace

      Roll AIDS!!!



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      • #4
        Re: Roll-AIDS: The Queer Handicapped Menace

        How are paraplegics mocking God? They can't help the fact they lost feeling in their bodies.


        and props to DuB...I've been waiting for something like that to happen. xD

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        • #5
          Re: Roll-AIDS: The Queer Handicapped Menace

          Originally posted by JustAShadow View Post
          How are paraplegics mocking God? They can't help the fact they lost feeling in their bodies.
          Well, David hates them and God is with David:
          2 Samuel 5:8-10
          8 And David said on that day, Whosoever getteth up to the gutter, and smiteth the Jebusites, and the lame and the blind, that are hated of David's soul, he shall be chief and captain. Wherefore they said, The blind and the lame shall not come into the house. 9 So David dwelt in the fort, and called it the city of David. And David built round about from Millo and inward. 10 And David went on, and grew great, and the LORD God of hosts was with him.

          The Bible also tells us exactly why some people are cripples, and yes, they themselves are pretty much always to blame. If they hadn't been mocking God and just accepted Jesus as their Lord and Savior they would be healed.
          • God made them lame as punishment for their sins:
            Exodus 15:26
            And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the LORD that healeth thee.
          • God lamed them as punishment for their sinning parents:
            Exodus 34:7
            Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation.
          • They listened to the evil whispers of Satan and allowed an evil spirit to enter their bodies:
            Mark 1:21-28 (King James Version)
            And they went into Capernaum; and straightway on the sabbath day he entered into the synagogue, and taught.
            And they were astonished at his doctrine: for he taught them as one that had authority, and not as the scribes.
            And there was in their synagogue a man with an unclean spirit; and he cried out,
            Saying, Let us alone; what have we to do with thee, thou Jesus of Nazareth? art thou come to destroy us? I know thee who thou art, the Holy One of God.
            And Jesus rebuked him, saying, Hold thy peace, and come out of him.
            And when the unclean spirit had torn him, and cried with a loud voice, he came out of him.
            And they were all amazed, insomuch that they questioned among themselves, saying, What thing is this? what new doctrine is this? for with authority commandeth he even the unclean spirits, and they do obey him.
            And immediately his fame spread abroad throughout all the region round about Galilee.
            Acts 8:7
            For unclean spirits, crying with loud voice, came out of many that were possessed with them: and many taken with palsies, and that were lame, were healed.
          • God has blessed them for they are an example of His magnificence! Praise! But then obviously they wouldn't be fags, now would they?
            John 9:1-3
            And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth.
            And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind?
            Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.
          Leviticus 26:15-16
          And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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          • #6
            Re: Roll-AIDS: The Queer Handicapped Menace

            My aunt is paraplegic and she is the nicest person I know, would do anything for anyone, and has lead a cleaner life than anyone I know personally. She had back surgery and the doctor messed up and now she's paraplegic. Why is she looked down on for something she couldn't help? And despite her problems, she still doesn't blame a higher power, she just accepts it and tries her hardest to be everything she can be. She still believes in God, and still prays to him every day. Why would God do this to her and not her agnostic and atheist siblings?

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            • #7
              Re: Roll-AIDS: The Queer Handicapped Menace

              Handicapped queers? Like Franklin Roosevelt?

              Nevertheless, I hope this is just more evidence of the correlation between sodomy and polio!
              We are the pure and chosen few, and all the rest are damned.
              There’s room enough in hell for you— we don’t want heaven crammed!

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              • #8
                Re: Roll-AIDS: The Queer Handicapped Menace

                Originally posted by JustAShadow View Post
                My aunt is paraplegic and she is the nicest person I know, would do anything for anyone, and has lead a cleaner life than anyone I know personally. She had back surgery and the doctor messed up and now she's paraplegic. Why is she looked down on for something she couldn't help? And despite her problems, she still doesn't blame a higher power, she just accepts it and tries her hardest to be everything she can be. She still believes in God, and still prays to him every day. Why would God do this to her and not her agnostic and atheist siblings?
                You aren't allowed to ask God "why" questions. He hates cripples like your auntie and that should be good enough.

                Please take a look at THIS thread.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Roll-AIDS: The Queer Handicapped Menace

                  Exactly. you know this is bogus just as well as I do.

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