The MYTH of the "Closeted Gay Christian Republican"

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

One of the popular urban legends intentionally spread by the LIBERAL MEDIA (CNN, MSNBC, NY Times, etc.) are stories of closeted gay Christian Republican men getting caught in the act. Congressmen like Larry Craig or Mark Foley are the targets of these stories which all carry a common theme: A vociferous right-wing Christian man with power is caught literally with his pants down in some gay sex scandal. But, all it takes is some good critical thinking to realize these stories are empty, the facts skewered in favor of sensationalistic journalism, all because liberals want to discredit Christian Republicans.

The fact is this: There are NO gay Christian Republicans. Nada. Zip. Zero.

There are two main reasons why:

1) Misunderstanding. If a genuine Christian Republican is somehow "caught", most likely it's because of people's wild imagination and twisting of the facts. Many men who have to endure these gay sex scandals are indeed innocent. A lot of the times it's a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe you're in an airport toilet, and you sit with a wide stance because it's easier for you, and you start tapping your foot to your favorite hymn to pass the time. Next to you is an undercover police officer who interprets your innocent toe-tapping as some sort of "secret cruising code" for an offer of gay sex. See? Misunderstanding.

Or maybe you're like pro-family Baptist minister George Rekers who simply needed some help carrying his luggage, so he hired a young man, completely unbeknownst to him that he was a "rentboy", a gay prostitute. I'm 100% sure if George knew who that boy was, he wouldn't have hired him. After all, he's a tireless anti-gay crusader who helped found the Family Research Council with Dr. James Dobson!

2) Not REALLY Republicans. So okay, in some of these stories it's clear it's just a slight misunderstanding and no homo hanky-panky was going on. But what about when it's proven beyond a doubt? When there's pictures and multiple witnesses and even the "Republican" in question comes clean? What you have here is a man who never was anti-gay, Christian, nor Republican. They are gay-loving liberals posing as conservatives.

Look, the liberals will do anything to discredit the Christian Right. Since most of them are atheists, by definition, they have no morals. So they become secret agents of the left, posing as Christians for decades, pretending to support anti-gay legislation and speaking out in defense of the traditional family. But, when the time is right, after they have attained positions of power and a lot of media coverage, they intentionally sabotage their pretend lives. They get caught on purpose. The goal of these liberal agents is to make Christian Republicans appear hypocritical. This may sound far-fetched to some, but I guarantee you that there are gay atheists out there pretending to be Christian Republicans....I've met some myself. THE ENEMY IS WITHIN!!!

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As you can see, the above is all based on FACTS and COMMON SENSE. Really, think about this. Why would a person, who is gay, live his whole life as someone else and try to oppress gays? How come you never hear about these hypocrites in other situations?

Quick: Name an instance where a flamboyantly gay leader of a pro-sodomite political group, who has had sex with hundreds of men over his life, suddenly comes out as a closet heterosexual who has a had a secret marriage with a woman for years? This would be like if Barney Frank or Elton John held a news conference and said they weren't really gay all this time and that they are coming out as being straight.

Or: Has any Al-Qaeda member suddenly been revealed to be pro-American this whole time? Can you imagine if Osama bin Laden, just before he died, was actually working with the CIA and his family had close relation with the Bushes? ABSURD!

So let's bury this myth of the so-called "closeted gay Christian Republican" because there aren't any. Never has, and never will be.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The MYTH of the "Closeted Gay Christian Republican"

Great post, Rev. Jim.

This effort to create a myth there are gay Republicans seems to know no bounds. Larry Craig is a case in point.

Larry has a family. A gay man would be cavorting around San Franciso, not sending money home to a wife and children.

There is really no evidence that Sen. Craig did anything gay in the Minneapolis toilet stall. Most certainly, there was a gay police officer there.

Republicans in the Congress make this pledge each year, "no new taxes". Maybe they need to add a No-House-or-Senate-Homers pledge

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The MYTH of the "Closeted Gay Christian Republican"

You can tell what a lie from the pit of hell it is just by looking at the supposed "closeted gay Christian Republicans."

Fig. 1. A homer:


Fig. 2. A Godly Christian Republican:



Do they look at all alike to you?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: The MYTH of the "Closeted Gay Christian Republican"

I, for one, am so glad that you posted this, Rev. Jim. Since Godly Republicans are at the forefront of defeating The Homersexural Agenda and stripping homos of the "rights" that they've won through DEMONcrat-appointed judges legislating from the bench, it's OBVIOUS that it's IMPOSSIBLE and/or ILLOGICAL that there are any homos in the Republican Party. Think about it--- why would a homo join a political party that is philosophically bent on their destruction and eventual systematic extermination in concentration camps patrolled by sadistic, muscular men in tight-fitting uniforms and shiny boots?

One can look no further than to Rep. Aaron Schock of Illinois, who was elected in 2008 and has voted many many times against the Homosexual Agenda.



Rep. Schock is leading the charge to keep homos slithering in the shadows, and in doing so has become one of my heroes. I follow him on Twitter, along with Fox News' John Stossel and Sheppard Smith, Rick Santorum, Justin Bieber, and Justin Timberlake---- all of them true American heroes of the family-friendly, pro-Christian, Conservative Republican drive to eliminate the scourge of preditory homosexuals looking to recruit our sons and daughters to their perverted deathstyle.

On my Wall of Heroes in my basement next to my computer that I keep off-limits from my wife Delores, I have many pictures of these fine, upstanding American heroes who inspire me from time to time.