[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Worshiping Satan? Are you kidding me? Whatever.

You chose, pal. You're either on God's side or satan's. There are no other sides.

Matthew 12:30:
He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad

[cgeorge]

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Sorry. I don't believe in fairy tales or fictional novels. And I also don't believe in the hatred you disgusting people preach. BAN AT WILL!!! I'm done here. You sick individuals will never wake up and realize you are the most weak minded people on the planet. You believe that your fake God will save you because you hate. You're all sick.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sorry. I don't believe in fairy tales or real novels. And I also don't believe in the hatred you disgusting people preach. BAN AT WILL!!! I'm done here. You sick individuals will never wake up and realize you are the most weak minded people on the planet. You believe that your fake God will save you because you hate. You're all sick.

Jesus called you here for a reason, pal. Don't spit in His loving face. Drop to your knees nownownow and beg Him to chase the demons out of your rectum. He can do that!

[Jedediah]

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Sorry. I don't believe in fairy tales or real novels. And I also don't believe in the hatred you disgusting people preach. BAN AT WILL!!! I'm done here. You sick individuals will never wake up and realize you are the most weak minded people on the planet. You believe that your fake God will save you because you hate. You're all sick.

You can continue your Google search for anal lubrication, or you can get down on your knees right now and admit you're a worthless sinner who can only be made whole through the BLOOD OF JESUS!

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Once you have been entered by Jesus' love, you will know longer feel the need to have your backside entered by anonymous strangers at rand rest stops and public toilets. Rather than having your colon filled with spunk, let Jesus fill your heart with joy.

[cgeorge]

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I love how you idiots believe in any of this FICTION. That's what it is. FICTION. One thing that isn't fiction is karma. And boy, it's gonna come back and rape you all in the ass for being disgusting human beings that feed on hate. You are all repressed homosexuals that are so afraid of your true sexual leanings that you prey on whatever you personally define as unacceptable.

Google search for anal lubrication? Sorry, I was looking for the Westboro FREAK SHOW and stumbled upon your despicable forum of human filth.

Seriously, preaching to someone that they should cut their own finger off for accidentally tearing through the toilet paper. What is wrong with you? Do me a favor. Slit your wrists and get on with it, you weak minded idiots.

I also love how you edit posts to serve your own EVIL website and forum.

Seriously, go buy a gun and use it......on yourself. When you don't find an afterlife, please report back that everything you believed was a lie.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I love how you idiots believe in any of this FICTION. That's what it is. FICTION. One thing that isn't fiction is karma. And boy, it's gonna come back and rape you all in the ass for being disgusting human beings that feed on hate. You are all repressed homosexuals that are so afraid of your true sexual leanings that you prey on whatever you personally define as unacceptable.

Google search for anal lubrication? Sorry, I was looking for the Westboro FREAK SHOW and stumbled upon your despicable forum of human filth.

Seriously, preaching to someone that they should cut their own finger off for accidentally tearing through the toilet paper. What is wrong with you? Do me a favor. Slit your wrists and get on with it, you weak minded idiots.

I also love how you edit posts to serve your own EVIL website and forum.

Seriously, go buy a gun and use it......on yourself. When you don't find an afterlife, please report back that everything you believed was a lie.

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

PS. "Karma" is a concept that originates among the demon worshipers of the Hindoo dotheads. That's a pathway to hell, boy.

[Bill R. Briscoe]

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I love how you idiots believe in any of this FICTION. That's what it is. FICTION. One thing that isn't fiction is karma. And boy, it's gonna come back and rape you all in the ass for being disgusting human beings that feed on hate. You are all repressed homosexuals that are so afraid of your true sexual leanings that you prey on whatever you personally define as unacceptable.

It's very obvious from your constant use of this word "fiction" that you indeed were looking for a cure for anal entry "friction" and may have accidentally stumbled on a new definition from a typo. I know you enjoy fantasizing about rectally raping us, picturing us as young school age boys, but we will not indulge you in your desires. You seem to think we have a personal vendetta against the homosexual choice, when we are merely letting you and your sodomite friends know that God has a special place for your sinners. It's Hell.

Google search for anal lubrication? Sorry, I was looking for the Westboro FREAK SHOW and stumbled upon your despicable forum of human filth.

For once, I think you may be speaking some amount of truth. I'm actually quite shocked. Westboro Baptist Church is indeed a freak show, and this board is filled with human filth such as yourself: People coming here trying to spit in the face of God and act like they have it all figured out. I'm glad you were able to see this from our point of view for a change.

Do me a favor. Slit your wrists and get on with it, you weak minded idiots.

Sure, we'll just stop obeying the Word of God because some random gaytheist thinks he is more important than Jesus Christ.

Seriously, go buy a gun and use it......on yourself. When you don't find an afterlife, please report back that everything you believed was a lie.

I think you may be projecting with all of this suicide business. I know it can be hard to hate yourself for choosing to be a fag, but there is a cure for your self loathing! His name is Jesus Christ and he'd like you to abandon your disgusting sin-riddled lifestyle. Pray that gay away and let the warm blood of our Christ pour all over your body. Only then can you live sin free and enter the Kingdom of Heaven! Praise GOD!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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One thing that isn't fiction is karma. And boy, it's gonna come back and rape you all in the ass

You are a bigot for trying to force your Eastern mythology down our throats. This is a Christian forum, not a gook forum.

Christianity is true; Buddhism isn't.

Also I am offended at the way you flippantly throw around the word "anal rape" like it is an acceptable practice. Children sometimes read this website, as it is on the internets. Please reach deep in your meager lexicon and find some acceptable terminology. Ass pirates love it when you downplay the evil of their favorite sin.

I pray that you find Jesus, or He kills you, before you interfere with the faith of those who seek Him with contrite hearts.

[Catherine Moore]

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When you don't find an afterlife, please report back that everything you believed was a lie.

If there was no afterlife then how on Earth would we report back?

Logic, my friend. Think about what you're saying before you say it and you'll probably make a lot more sense.

[cgeorge]

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Wow, the redneck whore made sense. Good for you.

Now go worship your false god.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Wow, the redneck whore made sense. Good for you.

Now go worship your false god.

Watch your filthy mouth, you choad-chugging maggot: Sister Catherine is a Forum Member in good standing, and you will extend to her the respect she deserves.



(Romans 13:2) "Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation."

If you can't keep your panty-sniffing, child-raping, Jesus-hating urges in check, you will be shown the door.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I love how you idiots believe in any of this FICTION. That's what it is. FICTION. One thing that isn't fiction is karma.

Who oversees your "karma"? Who hands out the rewards and punishments?

Here's a great write-up on Karma. In part,

“Karma requires an intelligence to record your deeds and respond with reward or punishment. Basically, they believe in a cosmic Santa Claus, who is keeping a list and checking it twice. More likely twice per second for each human, animal, bacterium, and plant. Pretty silly, right?

“Now, in the case of supposed ‘atheists’ who believe in karma, well, this proves they aren’t atheists after all. They have “faith” in a supernatural agency, and a very complex one that can track everything that everyone does, ever! Also, their fear of or hope for karma demonstrates that these so-called ‘atheists’ only pretend to have morals; they are acting in search of reward or in avoidance of punishment. Oddly, this is the very same charge so-called atheists level at Christians.”

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From http://www.skepdic.com/karma.html
Karma is a law in Hinduism which maintains that every act done, no matter how insignificant, will eventually return to the doer with equal impact. Good will be returned with good; evil with evil. Since Hindus believe in reincarnation, karma knows no simple birth/death boundaries. If good or evil befall you, it is because of something you did in this or a previous lifetime.

Karma is sometimes referred to as a “moral law of cause and effect.” Karma is both an encouragement to do good and to avoid evil, as well as an explanation for whatever good or evil befalls a person.
…
On one level, karma serves to explain why good things happen to bad people and bad things happen to good people. The injustices of the world, the seeming random distribution of good and evil, are only apparent. In reality, everybody is getting what he or she deserves. Even the child brutalized by drugged adults deserves the horror. The mentally ill, the retarded, and the millions of Jews killed by the Nazis deserved it for evil they must have done in the past. The slave beaten to within a breath of death deserved it, if not for what he did today, then for what he did in some previous lifetime. Likewise for the rape victim. She is just getting what she deserves. All suffering is deserved, according to the law of karma.

[herbertLovesGod]

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Diarrhea is kind of a gay illness (bowel problems), a form of secretion if I may. See joopedia or something.

I've edited John Kirk's posting so it better reflects what it meant to say.

Servant Herbert.

[James Hutchins]

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All I know is when I have the diareeas, I stay home. Those people sniff it out and when you are in the truck stop mens room exploding on the crapper, they all come toe tapping. I have to get up, pants around my ankles, leave the stall and tell them I am not expelling a Homer making call. You have no idea how many of these people just do not take a hint.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Shout GLORY!!