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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #1

    Separating gay penguins for Christ.

    Finally some good news from canukistan. Toronto Zoo does true Christian act and separates their gay penguin couple.

    Separating gay penguins means survival of the species

    Splitting up a pair of potentially homosexual African penguins and pairing them with females
    Using ex-gay program on penguins is nothing new to zoos.

    In 2004, Roy and Silo, a pair of male chinstrap penguins at New York's Central Park Zoo became famous for incubating and rearing an egg given to them by zookeepers.
    The pair's story was later written up into the bestselling children's book, And Tango Makes Three.
    Roy and Silo eventually split when Silo became interested in a female penguin. In 2009, gay San Francisco Zoo penguins Harry and Pepper would similarly break up after Harry took up with a female penguin
    LINK

    Effectiveness of ex-gay programs even on insects clearly proofs that gaysexualism is a deathstyle choice. You are NOT born that way, no matter what anyone says, you still have hope for leaving sodomy behind and reaching heaven.
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

    Toronto? I thought those Canuckistanis encouraged homorism.

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    • Isaac Fisher
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2011
      • 270

      #3
      Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

      If only we used this approach with teenaged 'gays'.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

        I think the only reasonable approach would be to eradicate penguins worldwide before their "lifestyle choice" spreads to other animals.

        YiC,

        Zech
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        • Virginia Day Templeton
          Christ's Battle Axe
           
          • Dec 2006
          • 2827

          #5
          Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

          It is at once appalling and drearily predictable that these fags would stoop to molesting penguins—penguins!—to drum up sympathy for their agenda and create more "evidence" that "animalth can be gay too, tho there'th nothing wrong with it!" Anyone without scales on his eyes can see that the birds were taught this behavior, just as a dog might be taught to jump through hoops, and even if it were "natural," would that give us free rein to practice coprophagia, necrophilia, pedophilia, cannibalism, polyandry, and masturbation?

          Both the penguins and their trainers must be put to death.

          Leviticus 20:15
          And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
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          • Princess001
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2011
            • 131

            #6
            Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

            Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
            If only we used this approach with teenaged 'gays'.
            Yes, that would be nice. I'm not a lezbean, Pastor Zeke confirmed it, but I was ALMOST infected by lesbians in my school.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

              Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
              Yes, that would be nice. I'm not a lezbean, Pastor Zeke confirmed it, but I was ALMOST infected by lesbians in my school.
              You came close, honey. That's for sure.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                You came close, honey. That's for sure.
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                • Princess001
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 131

                  #9
                  Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  You came close, honey. That's for sure.
                  I know, luckily I wasn't roped in.

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                  • Princess001
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Nov 2011
                    • 131

                    #10
                    Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You came close, honey. That's for sure.
                    Pastor, If you haven't already read them, you should probably just delete the last few emails I've sent you, dont bother reading them. They're just non sense ramblings.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #11
                      Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                      Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                      Pastor, If you haven't already read them, you should probably just delete the last few emails I've sent you, dont bother reading them. They're just non sense ramblings.
                      I've got my eye on you Princess.

                      Acting like a wanton whore won't get you to Heaven.
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                      • Princess001
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 131

                        #12
                        Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        I've got my eye on you Princess.

                        Acting like a wanton whore won't get you to Heaven.
                        Whats a wanton whore? I hope I haven't upset you in anyway Daisy.

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                        • Johny Joe Hold
                          Mayor of Freehold
                           
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 12519

                          #13
                          Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                          There are some things in life I don't understand. For example, it you were running a zoo, and there were gay penguins, why would you even try to rehab them?

                          Why not just toss them in the whale tank? It could be a teaching moment for the kids who came to the whale show.
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                            Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
                            If only we used this approach with teenaged 'gays'.
                            Eliminate nearly all of their species and then throw a female between them?

                            Not to be argumentative, Isaac, but wouldn't electroshock therapy be a bit easier, and require a tad less of the genocide?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Princess001
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Nov 2011
                              • 131

                              #15
                              Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

                              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                              I've got my eye on you Princess.

                              Acting like a wanton whore won't get you to Heaven.
                              I'm a virgin Daisy Mae, I'm not a whore.

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