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Re: how to spot a homer



A more disgusting spectacle I have not seen since.....well, Pastor made me promise not to tell.

I am Certain that the froot-loop-de-loo on the Right in fact is "Officer" Martin. Look at the box he is carrying. It is no doubt a box of the "gay" version of Doughnuts

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: how to spot a homer

Get in the kitchen b*t*h and bake me a pot pie!

Forgive me sister, I am simply practicing how to be straight. PRAISE! Because even though you are a Moderator, you are still a woman and thus innately inferior. You probably don't have a soul. But I'm sure you already know this. I just can't understand which is worse: a nancy-boy or a woman. Both take it instead of GIVING it.

Are you her husband or father? No.
This is a mistake a lot of unsaved trash makes, thinking that any True Christian(tm) woman must obey every order issued from any man's mouth. That's simply not true. A woman must submit to her husband and obey her father, but she does not have to do what every Tom, Dick, or Harry commands.

[JennyD]

Re: how to spot a homer

she does not have to do what every Tom, Dick, or Fairy commands.

You had a typo, Sister.

[Homersexural]

Re: how to spot a homer

A woman must submit to her husband and obey her father, but she does not have to do what every Tom, Dick, or Harry commands.

Well they do call me 'Daddy' in some circles! I'm a manly homer actually, hairy and 6'2". The faux-ignorance this site displays is funny, I know you all love homers deep down.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: how to spot a homer

I know you all love homers deep down.

We love them enough to warn them of the consequences of their hobby. Ever hear of Christ's tough love? If not, you soon will.

Back to the OP: I asked my unsaved accountant, and he said that if they have five-o'clock shadow on their chests, then they are most likely homers. I'm not sure what that means or that I even want to know, but that's what he said.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: how to spot a homer

Get in the kitchen b*t*h and bake me a pot pie!

That was uncalled for pal, the correct terminology is "woman" as in "get in the kitchen woman and bake me a pie" - Notice I deleted your reference to pot, this is a True Christian™ forum and as such only you homers use pot, AKA maryjewana.