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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #1

    Homosexuals in the MLB - even worse than the NFL!!

    Friends, I'm not sure if this has caught your attention before...

    We have already documented the number of homers in the NFL, and in the process, ignored the MLB. That is now about to change.

    Sure, we have the occasional lone player.

    But ...

    In the MLB, sometimes the whole TEAM is positively gay.

    Take the Pittsburgh Pirates.



    They use a disco (gay) song (gay) from a band called Sister Sluts (gay, depraved) as their anthem.

    The song is called "We Are Family!".

    "What's wrong with that?" you'll ask. "Family is great!"

    Well, no. Jesus wants you to hate them a bit - well, a lot - as per Luke 14:26...

    But that's not the biggest problem.

    It's the rest of the lyrics.

    Picture this. Imagine all these "big boys" standing there...



    Then they start singing...

    Watch this.

    "WE ARE FAMILY!"


    (OK so far, but wait... here it comes )


    "I GOT ALL MY SISTERS WITH ME!"

    That's right. They call each other "sisters". Some of them actually even go further and sing: "I GOT ALL MY SISSIES WITH ME!"

    To take away all doubt, they then repeat it. Over and over...

    "WE ARE FAMILY!"


    "I GOT ALL MY SISTERS WITH ME!"


    Don't tell me those players are not gay.

    I am sure you have other examples of people who are, um, batting for the wrong team, and it's time we name & shame!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
    Tags: baseball is gay, mlb
    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12463
      #2
      Re: Homosexuals in the MLB - even worse than the NFL!!

      Thank you, Brother Wide, for exposing the Pittsburg homer team.

      I wanted people to know how very "out" homers are in baseball. If one wants first person testimony about homer orgies in the locker rooms, there is a book written by Billy Bean that tells all.

      http://www.billybean.com/bio.asp
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236
          #3
          Re: Homosexuals in the MLB - even worse than the NFL!!

          Most baseball players are homosexual. There is no reason for a "ball bag" and a "bat" other than props to encourage filthy gay sex. Sure, they prance about on the grass, but the message is an endorsement of sodomy in the bull pen. Thank you Brother.

          In Christ
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22355
              #4
              Re: Homosexuals in the MLB - even worse than the NFL!!

              The thought of those hippie MLB gays shoving those bats in their behinds over and over and over again to insult Jesus makes me very sick. Once Santorum becomes our president and implements Biblical law in America, he will no doubt command us to beat all these filthy Obama voting gays to death with those bats as commanded by God:

              Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552
                  #5
                  Re: Homosexuals in the MLB - even worse than the NFL!!

                  There are plenty of queer baseball players. That's why there will be no sports in Heaven other than Football.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14076
                      #6
                      Re: Homosexuals in the MLB - even worse than the NFL!!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      ...That's why there will be no sports in Heaven other than Football.
                      No NASCAR?! Just imagine, an eternity of left-hand corners...

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                        • rocky the chink
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 14
                          #7
                          Re: Homosexuals in the MLB - even worse than the NFL!!

                          No wonder they like being around balls xD

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449
                              #8
                              Re: Homosexuals in the MLB - even worse than the NFL!!

                              Well Friends, let this be (another) humbling lesson for me.

                              I have been gone too long to know what's what in the Godly US of A.

                              I assumed that MLB was a Godly league, as it is American. Yes, I admit, my love for the US is so deep that I naively assumed that those players would be among the Chosen.

                              What I did was ... forget the words of our Lord. I was blinded.

                              Let this be a lesson to us all friends. Jesus first, America second. That's the way it should be.

                              So... maybe we should turn this around, and wonder if we can name any baseball players who are NOT gay. Maybe we can save them in prayer, to stop mingling with the hellbound trash.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                • Nobar King
                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                  Christ's Guardian
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2007
                                  • 23748
                                  #9
                                  Re: Homosexuals in the MLB - even worse than the NFL!!

                                  Baseball is all about tapping the third base coach in the nuts when you hit a triple:
                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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