[libertyProtestant]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Well my fellow follower of God,
I must say that I respectfully disagree.

Social freedom and Economic freedom come from our God. Jesus was basically a minarchist (Anarchist but still believed in God's law.)

As long as it doesn't kill anybody or make someone mentally insane from a rape there is nothing wrong with heterosexual Anal Sex. That's my opinion.

The fact is, if you are right, then that means 40% of American straight couples are now "Gay." Which is untrue as those 40% have done Anal Sex.

Secondly Anal Sex is only gay if it's a man doing it with another man. Or if a woman uses a "fake penis" on another woman.

Besides, if a guy likes it and only wants to do it with women, it probably isn't because he's gay, it's probably because he likes the increased tightness on his penis. Or, because he wants to dominate the woman more. Chances are good he might like vaginal also. I don't really know why a women would like it but some do.

Anyway, there isn't really anything in the Bible that says the act is wrong. The story of Sodom only said the evil doers did the act after the evil acts they did to the city. That is an unrelated thing.

By the way, if you believe homosexuality is wrong, that's fine but Jesus never said that. It was the man now known as the author of the book of Paul.

Also, not all people who have AIDs are homosexual and male. Yes, it started in the U.S. with that group but now many woman have HIV and straight men and women alike have that terrible plague. Many gay "virgins" don't have this. You can't just get the AIDs while being a gay virgin magically unless you transfer blood.

I would agree with the notion however those Irish and Hungarian "Catholic priests" who Anal raped little boys should and will go to hell.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Well my fellow follower of God,
I must say that I respectfully disagree.

Social freedom and Economic freedom come from our God. Jesus was basically a minarchist (Anarchist but still believed in God's law.)

What? Are you speaking politically or from a spiritual point of view, ie following the OT Laws?

Either way you are way off base.

Jesus' politics.

Mark 12:17 And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him.

Paul's politics.

Romans 13:1-3
1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

Potty sex mouth talk snipped. I don't really know why a women would like it but some do.

That's why you signed up on this forum and your first post is in this thread?

Please make an Introduction for yourself so we can get to know you better. Your favorite Bible verse, what church you attend and etc.

By the way, if you believe homosexuality is wrong, that's fine but Jesus never said that. It was the man now known as the author of the book of Paul.

The book of Paul? Where in the Bible does that occur?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Well my fellow follower of God...

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

"Follow God" all you want to. It won't help at all, if you don't do it perfectly.

...As long as it doesn't kill anybody or make someone mentally insane from a rape there is nothing wrong with heterosexual Anal Sex. That's my opinion...

And it's wrong.

sod·om·y   [sod-uh-mee] Show IPA
noun
1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
3. bestiality ( def. 4 ) .

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sodomy?s=t

Deuteronomy 23:17 "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel."

...I would agree with the notion however those Irish and Hungarian "Catholic priests" who Anal raped little boys should and will go to hell.

What about the Americans, Canadians, Poles, Australians, Lithuanians, Italians, Greeks, <fill in any nationality you want to>? Do they go to heaven?

[Brother Helge]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Well my fellow follower of God,
I must say that I respectfully disagree.

Social freedom and Economic freedom come from our God. Jesus was basically a minarchist (Anarchist but still believed in God's law.)

As long as it doesn't kill anybody or make someone mentally insane from a rape there is nothing wrong with heterosexual Anal Sex. That's my opinion.

The fact is, if you are right, then that means 40% of American straight couples are now "Gay." Which is untrue as those 40% have done Anal Sex.

Secondly Anal Sex is only gay if it's a man doing it with another man. Or if a woman uses a "fake penis" on another woman.

Besides, if a guy likes it and only wants to do it with women, it probably isn't because he's gay, it's probably because he likes the increased tightness on his penis. Or, because he wants to dominate the woman more. Chances are good he might like cooterl also. I don't really know why a women would like it but some do.

Anyway, there isn't really anything in the Bible that says the act is wrong. The story of Sodom only said the evil doers did the act after the evil acts they did to the city. That is an unrelated thing.

By the way, if you believe homosexuality is wrong, that's fine but Jesus never said that. It was the man now known as the author of the book of Paul.

Also, not all people who have AIDs are homosexual and male. Yes, it started in the U.S. with that group but now many woman have HIV and straight men and women alike have that terrible plague. Many gay "virgins" don't have this. You can't just get the AIDs while being a gay virgin magically unless you transfer blood.

I would agree with the notion however those Irish and Hungarian "Catholic priests" who Anal raped little boys should and will go to hell.

Are you retarded?
Jesus is not opposing authority.
He is the greatest authority there is, and he demands us to follow the law, both God's Law and sickular law.

Thinke not that I am come to destroy the lawe or the Prophets. I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.
For verily I say vnto you, Till heauen and earth passe, one iote or one title, shall in no wise passe from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Whosoeuer therfore shall breake one of these least commaundements, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdome of heauen: but whosoeuer shall doe, and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdome of heauen.

Submit your selues to euery ordinance of man for the Lordes sake, whether it be to the King, as supreme,
Or vnto gouernours, as vnto them that are sent by him, for the punishment of euil doers, and for the praise of them that doe well.
For so is the will of God, that with well doing yee may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men.
As free, and not vsing your libertie for a cloake of maliciousnesse, but as the seruants of God.
Honour all men. Loue the brotherhood. Feare God. Honour the King.

Let euery soule bee subiect vnto the higher powers: For there is no power but of God. The powers that be, are ordeined of God.
Whosoeuer therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist, shall receiue to themselues damnation.
For rulers are not a terrour to good works, but to the euill. Wilt thou then not bee afraide of the power? doe that which is good, and thou shalt haue praise of the same.
For hee is the minister of God to thee for good: but if thou do that which is euill, be afraid: for he beareth not the sword in vaine: for he is the minister of God, a reuenger to execute wrath vpon him that doeth euill.
Wherfore ye must needs be subiect, not onely for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
For, for this cause pay you tribute also: for they are Gods ministers, attending continually vpon this very thing.
Render therfore to all their dues, tribute to whom tribute is due, custome to whome custome, feare to whome feare, honour to whom honour..

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

As long as it doesn't kill anybody or make someone mentally insane from a rape there is nothing wrong with heterosexual Anal Sex. That's my opinion.

We discuss facts here, not opinions.

Secondly Anal Sex is only gay if it's a man doing it with another man. Or if a woman uses a "fake penis" on another woman.

You are clearly underestimating the evil that is gay people. Decent people only have sex after they get married (man and women of course) to make children for Jesus. Gays are evil people who will have sex with everything and anything. Men, women, children, animals, Obama posters. Their filth knows no boundaries. So yes, anal sex is always gay sex. And that is not an opinion but a fact.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

I had always assumed that anal sex between a man and a woman was just a myth and it was just a lie put about by homosexuals to try any make botty sex seem somehow normal.

I don't see how it would occur to any married couple to try such a thing.

YIC

Jack

[TheSkyWanktard]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Anal sex with a woman is not gay.
Thats just well.. stupid.. how can 2 hetero people be homo if they have anal sex together?
To be honest Anal is refreshing for your sex life and it can be a fun and new expirience. The only problem is that you need to be a real man to pull it off and i doubt most of you here are and with like everything else you cant do or dont understand you say is "gay" or "satanic".

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Anal sex with a woman is not gay.
Thats just well.. stupid.. how can 2 hetero people be homo if they have anal sex together?

You can find the answer to that by scrolling up to the very first post on this thread.

The only problem is that you need to be a real man to pull it off

Ha! Mr. Etheldreda is as real as a man gets and he would NEVER pretend to have sex with another man who was pretending to be a woman! That's so gay! And of course if a woman was pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman, that's just as gay, and even more weird!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

...And of course if a woman was pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman, that's just as gay, and even more weird!

What if she's one of those male lesbians that Bobby-Joe is always ranting about?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

What if she's one of those male lesbians that Bobby-Joe is always ranting about?

Head = Essplode

[TheSkyWanktard]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Head = Essplode

And if the MAN is a real MAN and the WOMAN is a real WOMAN and they dont pretend to be anything just want to spice up the sex life.. because at some point it can get repeatative?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

And if the MAN is a real MAN and the WOMAN is a real WOMAN and they dont pretend to be anything just want to spice up the sex life.. because at some point it can get repeatative?

Then (according to the Bible) they're both damned to eternal torment, no matter which label you want to put on it. Duh.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Anal is refreshing for your sex life and it can be a fun and new expirience. The only problem is that you need to be a real man to pull it off

So in your book a "real man" is someone who is incapable of using the right hole for his tallywhacker? You must be the biggest idiot who ever lived.

A real real man is someone who makes his wife pregnant, which requires aiming for the right hole, to bear babies for Jesus.


Fortunately the Bible tells us how it all works for those who, like you, are too stupid to figure it out on their own. Details on sex can be found in Genesis 29:30 (about going into the women) and Leviticus 15:32 (about the seed you have to plant). Although I am not entirely convinced you making children would be a good idea.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Let me get this straight (hahaha!): only REAL men can do gay buttsex?

Whatever!

[Godfly]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

And if the MAN is a real MAN and the WOMAN is a real WOMAN and they dont pretend to be anything just want to spice up the sex life.. because at some point it can get repeatative?

It's supposed to be repeatative you moron.

Any women on the thread please stop reading this I am about to say something vulgar.

You have sex, then your wife has a baby, you have sex again, another baby. You repeat this process until the woman is used up. If you have sex with a woman's butt how are you going to make a baby? You stop the entire process of creation.