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  • Mistress Cookie
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
    "He said he would feed them!" some church members told CNN, referring to the Worley's idea for rounding up gays.
    Like I said, the whole molehill is being churned up into a mountain.

    Ask youself this: How many pastors are willing in this day and age are willing to take over the complete care and feeding of the seething homosexual masses?

    Sounds pretty d*mn Christ(tm)-like to me.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    From the view of science they die off. Of course the homers and lesbians know this already.

    If we like it or not, they found a way to reproduce themselfes without giving birth: they adopt innocent children and turn them Gay.
    They also turn straight men gay by lurking around Holiday Inn Express bars, looking for unwary travelers and following them back to their rooms.

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  • Titus Templeton
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    From the view of science they die off. Of course the homers and lesbians know this already.

    If we like it or not, they found a way to reproduce themselfes without giving birth: they adopt innocent children and turn them Gay.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    That is a brilliant idea! Deporting all gays to Greece would solve two problems at once. The world would be free of gays and Greece would be too busy having gay sex to steal more money from the rest of the world.
    A great point!

    And remember, the gays like to decorate, and the lesbians like to build things, and when you put them together you end up with much higher property values and gentrification.

    They could fix Greece's economy!

    Then we could move them to another failing third-world country, like Mexico, and let them sprinkle their economic fairy dust there. Until they all die of the AIDS, of course.

    It's a win-win!

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
    *Glowing words of loving sense*
    That's the thing that the homos and lezzas and atheists and Catholics don't understand. Because we know God perfectly we also know much better than they themselves do how they ought to be thinking and acting. We have a duty to help them think in the right ways and campaign to have a truly loving law from God of summary execution for if they refuse. The good pastor is trying to come up with a compromise solution.

    The suffering of the gays is horrible under the liberal regime of enforced tolerance for their perversion. Sometimes the merciful choice is to end the misery. God sets out what we should do to gays in the Bible and we're not following that law.

    No wonder there is social unrest as a result.

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  • Jedediah
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    It's refreshing that Pastor Worley's flock at Providence Road Baptist Church are standing steadfast in the flock of liebral, secular persecution.

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    Originally posted by True Christians™ from Providence Road Baptist Church
    Some church members, who declined to give their names, defended their pastor, saying his words had been taken out of context. "He said he would feed them!" some church members told CNN, referring to the Worley's idea for rounding up gays.

    Worley "takes a real firm stand on the Bible and what it says about different things," said church member Joe Heffner. "Whether I like it or not or whether anybody else likes it."

    Another church member, who declined to give his name, said that "Being gay and lesbian or homosexual is wrong according to the Bible... it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."

    "We love the people, hate the sin, OK? Point blank," he continued. "You need to lay off my pastor."
    Amen. Unsaved trash need to recognize our Christian Love when we show it. The Holy Bible (KJV 1611) tells us that love, rebuking, and chastisement all go hand-in-hand. What could be more loving than trying to save fags from hell?

    Hebrews 12:5-8
    And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
    For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
    If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
    But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.


    Pastor Worley certainly understands Christian Love.

    Originally posted by Pastor Worley
    "Listen, all of the Sodomites, the lesbians, and all of the ... what's that word? Gays -- I didn't wanna say 'queers' -- that say we don't love you, I love you more than you love yourself," Worley said, according to WBTV. "I'm praying for you to be saved."

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I keep expecting them to die off since they can't reproduce with each other.
    That's a scientifical fact, but of course the atheist want to ignore them when they support God's Word.

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  • Nobar King
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    I keep expecting them to die off since they can't reproduce with each other.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    I doubt that the Ugandish people even have a word for "organisation".
    Ah! Zimbabwe..

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Greece? Well, they DID export homersex all over the world; are you suggesting we should deport the homos?
    That is a brilliant idea! Deporting all gays to Greece would solve two problems at once. The world would be free of gays and Greece would be too busy having gay sex to steal more money from the rest of the world.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    I doubt that the Ugandish people even have a word for "organisation".
    Of course i talk about the nation that rules Europe at the moment...
    Greece?

    Well, they DID export homersex all over the world; are you suggesting we should deport the homos?

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  • Titus Templeton
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Uganda, right?

    It's Uganda, isn't it?
    I doubt that the Ugandish people even have a word for "organisation".
    Of course i talk about the nation that rules Europe at the moment...

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  • Brother Helge
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    just isolate them for their own protection, and that of the innocent children (and married men) they usually prey upon.
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    Yes!
    Think of the children!
    How come the atheist never cares about the poor children?
    It's likely because they lack a moral compass.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    There is a nation that we can learn from how to do this in a very organised way. Just saying.
    Uganda, right?

    It's Uganda, isn't it?

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  • Titus Templeton
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    There is a nation that we can learn from how to do this in a very organised way. Just saying.

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