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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by tom kinight View Post
    Even setting aside the fact that what he's describing is basically evil, the sheer stupidity of it staggers me. If gay people can't reproduce in his prison camp then they can't reproduce outside of it either... so what purpose is it supposed to serve?
    I realize you're new to this, Tom, so I'll patiently explain.

    You are absolutely correct that homosexuals can't reproduce because, as you pointed out, it's a lifestyle choice. Well done!

    However, homosexuals DO recruit innocent young people into their deathstyle. That is how they increase their numbers.

    If they are in a "Sodomite Reservation", cut off from access to normal heterosexual children, there will be no new homosexuals because there will be nobody to recruit them!

    As an added bonus, there will be a steady decline in the number of Catholic priests.

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    You'd think the HomoGays and Lezzie Loos would JUMP at the chance to be all crammed in together, rent free and out of the public eye, to do whatever it is they usually do under the cover of darkness....but it seems nothing is ever good enough for them!
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    Sister, if we made Palm Springs into a Sodomite Reservation, they'd complain it was too hot. If we made Aspen into a Sodomite Reservation, they'd complain it was too cold.

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  • Mistress Cookie
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
    I don't get it...Should we throw the fence on the homers or should we throw the homers on the fence?
    It seems to me the Good Pastors Solution is being greatly misconstrued in the (yellow) press. Pastor Worley isn't saying to KILL the homogays...just isolate them for their own protection, and that of the innocent children (and married men) they usually prey upon.

    You'd think the HomoGays and Lezzie Loos would JUMP at the chance to be all crammed in together, rent free and out of the public eye, to do whatever it is they usually do under the cover of darkness....but it seems nothing is ever good enough for them!
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  • tom kinight
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Even setting aside the fact that what he's describing is basically evil, the sheer stupidity of it staggers me. If gay people can't reproduce in his prison camp then they can't reproduce outside of it either... so what purpose is it supposed to serve?

    The only way it makes sense is if he thinks gay people go around deliberately having kids with straight people so the kids will inherit the gayness...?


    But then if that's so, what happened to "homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, nobody is born gay!"

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by tom kinight View Post


    What if you stepped up and gathered a bunch of people around you, preaching the arrival of a kingdom of god? Ok, you wouldn't be crucified (well, stoned in some countries) but probably you'd be considered a threat to constitution and national security, today just as then.
    Yes! Just like people who preach that "it's OK to be gay" and who push the gay agenda.

    God is opening your eyes and ears! You're starting to understand.

    I'm so happy to see we are finally getting through to you!

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  • tom kinight
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    What if you stepped up and gathered a bunch of people around you, preaching the arrival of a kingdom of god? Ok, you wouldn't be crucified (well, stoned in some countries) but probably you'd be considered a threat to constitution and national security, today just as then.

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  • Brother Helge
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    The electric fence idea is just an updated version of stoning.
    I don't get it...
    Should we throw the fence on the homers or should we throw the homers on the fence?

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    It didn't work with the Native Americans, why would it work with the queers?

    I'm just sayin'.

    I think we need a more final solution, if you catch my drift.
    I was going to suggest the Tasmanian solution, but that was implemented by convicts. This was before the government requested bulk deliveries of prostitutes to keep the breeding stock viable and anyway now they've declared the place a world heritage site and filled it up with hippies so probably not much of a solution after all, Mr Rodimer - perhaps I'm speaking out of turn. I'll go and marinate something we shot last week. The fire's going. I'll make a pie.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    I think this Pastor Worley is reading the Bible and simply moderizing the concepts it contains.

    The electric fence idea is just an updated version of stoning.

    I'm wondering if the Worley is interested in improving his career--maybe moving to a church with real opportunities, LBC?
    As usual, I'm three steps ahead of you Mr. Mayor. Pastor Worely is slated to be our guest Pastor this Sunday for the Memorial Day Service.

    Tickets are going fast, ladies.

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  • Jedediah
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Let the libs and fag-enablers whine. They're still subsidizing the good Pastor's salary and the mission of his congregation in the form of tax-exemption for the church itself and tax deductions for donations to the church.

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    It didn't work with the Native Americans, why would it work with the queers?
    The injuns were a wily bunch. Plus, we never penned them in with electric fences. They could pretty much walk off the reservation whenever it suited them. I'd like to see some limp-wristed fag try to dig his way under the fence though. Really, it's the bulldykes I'd be more worried about escaping.

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    I think this Pastor Worley is reading the Bible and simply moderizing the concepts it contains.
    Yes, he is truly moved by the Spirit. We need more great minds like this.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    I think this Pastor Worley is reading the Bible and simply moderizing the concepts it contains.

    The electric fence idea is just an updated version of stoning.

    I'm wondering if the Worley is interested in improving his career--maybe moving to a church with real opportunities, LBC?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    It didn't work with the Native Americans, why would it work with the queers?

    I'm just sayin'.

    I think we need a more final solution, if you catch my drift.

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  • Pastor Preaches: Kill All The Queers And Lezbeans Off!

    God Bless Pastor Worley! He has clearly been touched by the Holy Spirit and called by God Himself to speak God's Own Truth to the world! Look for the joos and the queerlovers to all pile on and start attacking him in the next few days and weeks, because the pastor has rattled satan's cage! Oh shout GLORY!!

    Charles L. Worley, North Carolina Pastor: Put Gays And Lesbians In Electrified Pen To Kill Them Off

    The barrage of anti-gay sermons delivered by North Carolina-based pastors to hit the blogosphere continues with yet another disturbing rant caught on tape.

    The pastor, identified on YouTube as Charles L. Worley of Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden, N.C., condemns President Obama's much-publicized endorsement of same-sex marriage while calling for gays and lesbians to be put in an electrified pen and ultimately killed off.

    "Build a great, big, large fence -- 150 or 100 mile long -- put all the lesbians in there," Worley suggests in the clip, reportedly filmed on May 13.

    He continues: "Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out...and you know what, in a few years, they'll die out...do you know why? They can't reproduce!"

    He also said that if he's asked who he'll vote for, he'll reply, "I'm not going to vote for a baby killer and a homosexual lover!" Many of the congregants cheer and reply, "Amen."

    Worley added, “It makes me pukin’ sick to think about -- I don’t even whether or not to say this in the pulpit -- can you imagine kissing some man?”

    The pastor's comments seem in line with statements made by Ron Baity, founding pastor of Berean Baptist Church in Winston-Salem and head of the anti-marriage equality organization Return America, who told his own congregation that lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) people should be prosecuted as they were historically, and Pastor Sean Harris of the Berean Baptist Church in Fayetteville who advocated parents "punch" their male child if he is effeminate and "crack that wrist" if he is limp-wristed.

    Similarly, Tim Rabon, pastor at Raleigh's Beacon Baptist Church, condemned states such as Massachusetts, Connecticut and Maryland which have already "re-defined" marriage to include lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) couples before asking his congregatnts, "What is stopping them from refining marriage from a person and a beast? We're not far from that."

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