[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Reasons to Ban "Gay Marriage"

12. Gay marriage will lead to "driving while sodomized", much like legalizing marijuana will lead to people driving stoned. I don't want to be run down in a crosswalk by some homer who was too busy pleasuring his "husband" to pay attention to the road!

I've always found it puzzling that sodomites are 18 times more likely to die in car accidents than normal people. Disease and suicide rates I could understand, but car accidents?

This explains it.

[Evephony]

Re: Reasons to Ban "Gay Marriage"

Wow! Your ability to comprehend blatant sarcasm is simply extraordinary!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Reasons to Ban "Gay Marriage"

Wow! Your ability to comprehend blatant sarcasm is simply extraordinary!

Quoted for irony.