[Higgins]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

Dear God!

Do cookie makers have no shame! First Oreos whats next, the Keepler Elves are gay pagan worshippers who steal our wives for their own demented sex perversions?!?!

It should come no surprise that Oreo chose to use the rainbow as it's coming out. It just reeks of sexual perversion. Clearly meant to induce good white Christian folks into participating in its homoerotic orgy. Just look at the colors:

Red: Clearly represents an injun male
Orange: Half-breed of injun and asian male
Yellow: Asian male
Green: Kermit the Frog (also now gay)
Blue: Gonzo from the muppets (see above)
Purple: Injun and Gonzo hybrid male

All of this is sandwhiched between two BLACK cookies that represent nigras. Why does oreo seek to destroy the American Godly family with black orgies involving the inferiors and muppets?!?!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

I'm not too familiar with the Bible

We could tell, dear.

[ilovequeersandsatan]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

I hope all of you have gay kids and then you guys commit suicide.
God would love you

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

I hope all of you have gay kids and then you guys commit suicide.
God would love you

What is funny about loving gay people?

We all love gay people. We want them to learn about Jesus, and give up their sodomite deathstyle so they can join us in Heaven, instead of spending eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire with you.

Would you like to meet my friend and master, Jesus?

[ilovequeersandsatan]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

What is funny about loving gay people?

We all love gay people. We want them to learn about Jesus, and give up their sodomite deathstyle so they can join us in Heaven, instead of spending eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire with you.

Would you like to meet my friend and master, Jesus?

You people are braindead lololololol.
If God apparently created us, why did he create us to have sexual feelings towards the same sex? Don't you think he would've created us to not feel that way, lol? No God hates his own creation
Jesus supports gay people. He told me.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

You people are braindead lololololol.
If God apparently created us, why did he create us to have sexual feelings towards the same sex?

He didn't, son. Doing homosexual things is purely a choice. You can be free from this bondage of sin if you but only confess your many despicable sins and accept Jesus as your LORD and Master.

[Zechariah Smyth]

I hope all of you have gay kids and then you guys commit suicide.
God would love you

Queers are so hateful.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

...Jesus supports gay people. He told me.

Do you often have conversations with mythical people (or, if he actually did exist as a single person and is not just an amalgam of various wingnuts with delusions of grandeur and persecution complexes, someone who's been dead for nearly 2000 years)? These people would call that demon possession; modern medicine prefers the term psychosis. Either way, get professional help before you harm someone and/or yourself.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

Jesus supports gay people. He told me.

Yes, of course Jesus spoke to you personally and contradicted the Bible. I believe that.

Ever hear the saying that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence? We True Christians™ cannot be expected to believe something so extraordinary on the say-so of a complete stranger.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

You people are braindead lololololol.
If God apparently created us, why did he create us to have sexual feelings towards the same sex? Don't you think he would've created us to not feel that way, lol? No God hates his own creation
Jesus supports gay people. He told me.

Tell me, why did God create us to have feelings of rage, leading humans to murder others and to go to needless wars? Why did God create us to have feelings of jealousy, or envy, leading to theft and arguments?

The fact that you might sometimes want to kill your boss at the Burger King or wherever it is you work, does that make it OK to do it? Because "God made you that way"?

[TinaSantafe, whore]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

The queers and homers are obsessed with feces. They eat special foods to enhance the effects. They even sing songs about it!

Actually, Ezekiel, that was a video by one of your people. Sort of. One of your people was going on and on about poop eating (I'm guessing he has some kind of extreme, bizarre scat fetish).

We just thought it was so funny and absurd and extreme we started making remixes on it. This one was my favorite.

I also figure you'd love to hear how Christians and Muslims worked together on this, united in homophobia.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

I also figure you'd love to hear how Christians and Muslims worked together on this, united in homophobia.

Homophobia?



I don't know of a single True Christian(tm) who is scared of queers. Queers are a bunch of sissies (and you know what Jesus says about sissies!).

(1 Corinthians 6:9-10) "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

Actually, Ezekiel, that was a video by one of your people. Blahblahblah.....

That's PASTOR Ezekiel, you filthy whore. I didn't go to 18 months of Seminary School to be called by my first name.

[MissKage]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

There is nothing inherently wrong with homosexuality. And regardless if you think so or not, the company that holds Oreo *has* the right to express their views.

The only possible logical argument against homosexuality is that it lessens homo sapien's capacity for reproduction. However, less than 5% of the world are homosexuals, so human's reproduction is kept quite in good regard.

Also, why hate homosexuals when they didn't choose to become as such?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oreos come out of the closet as cookies for queers.

There is nothing inherently wrong with homosexuality. And regardless if you think so or not, the company that holds Oreo *has* the right to express their views.

The only possible logical argument against homosexuality is that it lessens homo sapien's capacity for reproduction. However, less than 5% of the world are homosexuals, so human's reproduction is kept quite in good regard.

Also, why hate homosexuals when they didn't choose to become as such?

Dear Nancyboy;

There is no "logic" about it. God condemns queers like you clearly in the Holy Bible. That's all there is to it.

Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Also, anyone who defends queers is going to join them in hell. Think about this verse next time you're nice to a degenerate fag.

Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel