[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thank God I'm not a pervert like you!

What kind of pervert ARE you?

Don't think we aren't going to find out, either. The DOF is taking a special interest in your case, pal.

[lady_c]

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I got more in one season than Picard did in seven, and I was never penetrated by the Borg. WIN!

You kept taking it from those klingon's pretty hard. I guess you love a good boarding party with big strong men in costumes?

Penetrated by 7 of 9, you wish !

[Jebediah Brimstone]

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Alright, two chicks! Score! What say I giggitty you two up to my gedoogitty ship and we'll giggitty giggitty goo all the way to Xanax 2! LOL! We only use Astroglide on my ship, and in space no one can hear you moan with pleasure!

Are you James T. Kirk or Glen Quagmire?

Thank God I'm not a pervert like you!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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This is disgusting – fornicating with alien vaginas. The Pastors must be busy preparing their sermons for tomorrow otherwise there would be some serious infraction points handed out to the lot of you for even participating in this vile thread.

The next post better be about praising Jesus or I am calling a moderator.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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What exactly is so funny about it?

Virgin nuns. That's like a priest with a healthy, normal sexual appetite. LOL!

Nah, you see he was able to hold his self distruct and keep thrusting torpedos in and only blow his bridge when the time was right, not when he saw his first sign of romulan pussy on the screen...

I got more in one season than Picard did in seven, and I was never penetrated by the Borg. WIN!

[lady_c]

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ROFL! If Picard had any balls he would do what it takes to get the job done!

Nah, you see he was able to hold his self distruct and keep thrusting torpedos in and only blow his bridge when the time was right, not when he saw his first sign of romulan pussy on the screen...

[Sister Isabella]

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That's the funniest thing I've read here ever!

What exactly is so funny about it?

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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I am a nun, Captain. We do not cavort about and have sex, instead remaining abstinent to allow us to focus on faith and avoid sin.

That's the funniest thing I've read here ever!

[Sister Isabella]

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I'm sorry. I promise I won't offer you any money. LOL!

I am a nun, Captain. We do not cavort about and have sex, instead remaining abstinent to allow us to focus on faith and avoid sin.

We could meet for a religious study session, if you like.

Besides, if you have access to so many exotic alien women, why pursue an Italian Catholic nun?

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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Sorry last time I checked you only had a pansey ass little enterprise which you broke! twice! thank god they gave the D to someone with a cock and not just viagra.

Picard can blow his load on me but not a wimpy home boy like you!

ROFL! If Picard had any balls he would do what it takes to get the job done!

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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I'm sorry. I promise I won't offer you any money. LOL!

[lady_c]

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I'm sorry, baby. It happens quite often the first time someone is beamed up and warped away. We call it space sickness. A nice glass of synthehol will help calm your cute little tummy before I boldly go all over it.

Sorry last time I checked you only had a pansey ass little enterprise which you broke! twice! thank god they gave the D to someone with a cock and not just viagra.

Picard can blow his load on me but not a wimpy home boy like you!

[Sister Isabella]

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I'm no lesbian, but I don't enjoy being spoken to as if I were some harlot.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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LOL! I'm Captain James T. Kirk! Women have fallen to me all over the galaxy! If you're a lesbian, it's not worth my time to try and turn you.

[Sister Isabella]

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You don't think I caught the space herpes by playing it coy, do you? Don't worry your pretty little head about it though. Unlike earth herpes, space herpes is completely curable through contact with human saliva.

Do you think I enjoy or welcome your overt sexual advances?