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  • Captain James T. Kirk
    Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2007
    • 155
    #16
    Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

    Originally posted by Sister Isabella View Post
    I am a nun, Captain. We do not cavort about and have sex, instead remaining abstinent to allow us to focus on faith and avoid sin.
    That's the funniest thing I've read here ever!
    Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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      • Sister Isabella
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Mar 2008
        • 63
        #17
        Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

        Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
        That's the funniest thing I've read here ever!
        What exactly is so funny about it?

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          • lady_c
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Mar 2008
            • 113
            #18
            Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

            Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
            ROFL! If Picard had any balls he would do what it takes to get the job done!
            Nah, you see he was able to hold his self distruct and keep thrusting torpedos in and only blow his bridge when the time was right, not when he saw his first sign of romulan pussy on the screen...

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              • Captain James T. Kirk
                Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2007
                • 155
                #19
                Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

                Originally posted by Sister Isabella View Post
                What exactly is so funny about it?

                Virgin nuns. That's like a priest with a healthy, normal sexual appetite. LOL!

                Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                Nah, you see he was able to hold his self distruct and keep thrusting torpedos in and only blow his bridge when the time was right, not when he saw his first sign of romulan pussy on the screen...
                I got more in one season than Picard did in seven, and I was never penetrated by the Borg. WIN!
                Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 9384
                    #20
                    Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

                    This is disgusting – fornicating with alien vaginas. The Pastors must be busy preparing their sermons for tomorrow otherwise there would be some serious infraction points handed out to the lot of you for even participating in this vile thread.

                    The next post better be about praising Jesus or I am calling a moderator.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                      • Jebediah Brimstone
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 15
                        #21
                        Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

                        Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                        Alright, two chicks! Score! What say I giggitty you two up to my gedoogitty ship and we'll giggitty giggitty goo all the way to Xanax 2! LOL! We only use Astroglide on my ship, and in space no one can hear you moan with pleasure!
                        Are you James T. Kirk or Glen Quagmire?

                        Thank God I'm not a pervert like you!

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                          • lady_c
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 113
                            #22
                            Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

                            Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                            I got more in one season than Picard did in seven, and I was never penetrated by the Borg. WIN!
                            You kept taking it from those klingon's pretty hard. I guess you love a good boarding party with big strong men in costumes?

                            Penetrated by 7 of 9, you wish !

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555
                                #23
                                Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

                                Originally posted by Jebediah Brimstone View Post

                                Thank God I'm not a pervert like you!
                                What kind of pervert ARE you?

                                Don't think we aren't going to find out, either. The DOF is taking a special interest in your case, pal.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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