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    Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

    We've all seen the effeminate game of badminton played by lesbo's and homers. Now, we learn the Godless Communist country of China has turned the game over to lesbo criminals.

    Olympic officials has learned Chineese badminton players have been swatting the badminton into the net in order to throw the game toward people who have made big wagers on its outcome.

    If ever we wanted proof homerism and communism are one and the same, here it is.

    8 Badminton Players Accused Of Throwing Matches
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/01/london-olympics-2012-badminton-charges_n_1726653.html
    8 Badminton Players Accused Of Throwing Matches
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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  • #2
    Re: Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

    Communists are cheaters by nature. That's what communism is based on: Cheating.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

      It's amazing this "sport", which is targeted at gays who are to weak to hit a real ball, is even part of the Olympics. I am sure Obama was somehow involved in that.
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      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #4
        Re: Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Communists are cheaters by nature. That's what communism is based on: Cheating.
        This is True Christian(tm) Fact, my esteemed brother in Christ. The fundamentals of supply and demand show that the greedy poor exist in a cycle of poverty, wherein they return their money to the property owners in exchange for their basic necessities. The job creators, on the other hand, are gifted from God with compound interest, as a reward for their righteousness. Any deviation from this capitalist economic model is unnatural and therefore communism.
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        • #5
          Re: Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Communists are cheaters by nature. That's what communism is based on: Cheating.
          Funny. After some of the crazy shit the banking industry has pulled on us, I was starting to think capitalism is based on cheating.

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          • #6
            Re: Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

            Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
            Funny. After some of the crazy shit the banking industry has pulled on us, I was starting to think capitalism is based on cheating.
            It's obvious that all that fornicating with sweaty strangers in back alleys for $3 has scrambled your mind. Capitalism was created by God and is the best system on earth!

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              It's obvious that all that fornicating with sweaty strangers in back alleys for $3 has scrambled your mind. Capitalism was created by God and is the best system on earth!

              I dunno. Going by verses like Acts 2:44-45, Acts 4:34-37 and Exodus 16:16-18, those all sound like Yahweh and Karl Marx have some pretty similar ideas.

              Then again, my beliefs are far less simplistic. There are positive aspects to both socialism and capitalism and either one of those taken to an extreme, is bad. We've seen extreme socialism in the USSR and we're starting to see extreme capitalism in the USA. Whether the government takes over private industry like in Russia or if private industry uses lobbying to buy out the government, when the government and private industry become the same thing, bad things happen.

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              • #8
                Re: Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

                Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                I dunno. Going by verses like Acts 2:44-45, Acts 4:34-37 and Exodus 16:16-18, those all sound like Yahweh and Karl Marx have some pretty similar ideas.

                Then again, my beliefs are far less simplistic. There are positive aspects to both socialism and capitalism and either one of those taken to an extreme, is bad. We've seen extreme socialism in the USSR and we're starting to see extreme capitalism in the USA. Whether the government takes over private industry like in Russia or if private industry uses lobbying to buy out the government, when the government and private industry become the same thing, bad things happen.
                Yahweh? Are you some kind of joo?

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                • #9
                  Re: Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Yahweh? Are you some kind of joo?

                  Nope. I'm a recovering Catholic and former Baptist, but I have friends who are Jewish; I even have friends who are Arab.

                  Here's where I wait for you to call my friend a terrorist.

                  Anyway, Yahweh is just one of many names that the Gawd of the Bible goes by.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

                    Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                    Nope. I'm a recovering Catholic and former Baptist, but I have friends who are Jewish; I even have friends who are Arab.

                    Here's where I wait for you to call my friend a terrorist.

                    Anyway, Yahweh is just one of many names that the Gawd of the Bible goes by.
                    Not in my Bible.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

                      Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                      ...Anyway, Yahweh is just one of many names that the Gawd of the Bible goes by.
                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Not in my Bible...
                      Nor mine.

                      Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

                      Or, if you don't like the KJV, here are some others:

                      New International Version (©1984) "Do not worship any other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God."

                      New Living Translation (©2007) "You must worship no other gods, for the LORD, whose very name is Jealous, is a God who is jealous about his relationship with you."

                      English Standard Version (©2001) "(for you shall worship no other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God),"

                      New American Standard Bible (©1995) "-- for you shall not worship any other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God--"

                      King James 2000 Bible (©2003) "For you shall worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

                      American King James Version "For you shall worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

                      American Standard Version "for thou shalt worship no other god: for Jehovah, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

                      Douay-Rheims Bible "Adore not any strange god. The Lord his name is Jealous, he is a jealous God."

                      Darby Bible Translation "For thou shalt worship no other God; for Jehovah Jealous is his name is a jealous God;"

                      English Revised Version "for thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

                      Webster's Bible Translation "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

                      World English Bible "for you shall worship no other god: for Yahweh, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                        Olympic officials has learned Chineese badminton players have been swatting the badminton into the net in order to throw the game toward people who have made big wagers on its outcome.
                        Chinese Olympians cheating? Who ever would have guessed.

                        They have quite a racket going.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Homer's Olympic Game, Badminton, Played by Homer Criminals

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          Nor mine.

                          Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

                          Or, if you don't like the KJV, here are some others:

                          New International Version (©1984) "Do not worship any other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God."

                          New Living Translation (©2007) "You must worship no other gods, for the LORD, whose very name is Jealous, is a God who is jealous about his relationship with you."

                          English Standard Version (©2001) "(for you shall worship no other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God),"

                          New American Standard Bible (©1995) "-- for you shall not worship any other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God--"

                          King James 2000 Bible (©2003) "For you shall worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

                          American King James Version "For you shall worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

                          American Standard Version "for thou shalt worship no other god: for Jehovah, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

                          Douay-Rheims Bible "Adore not any strange god. The Lord his name is Jealous, he is a jealous God."

                          Darby Bible Translation "For thou shalt worship no other God; for Jehovah Jealous is his name is a jealous God;"

                          English Revised Version "for thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

                          Webster's Bible Translation "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

                          World English Bible "for you shall worship no other god: for Yahweh, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God."
                          You caught me. As of now, I will no longer reject "God." I will now reject "Jealous."

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