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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #16
    Re: Worst perversion

    By far and away the most perverted of perversions to to pervert the Word of God(r) and using that as a excuse not to use you free will to do exactly what God wants

    Do these people WANT to go to Hell?

    Jesus gives them a way out by dying for days and how is He repaid?

    That's right: Anal sex!



    All those other perversion a bad (I think we can all admit) but to use a turgid penile member to batter aside the protests and pleas (the so called aegis analis) of another man (perhaps younger and more naive, with his whole life in his delicate yet strong hands) is the ultimate offence to the Baby Jesus.

    Everything else is like unto a gateway drug leading to the most painfully addictive yet damaging (spiritually as well as colonically) forced intrusion into anal adventurism.

    This is not a subject I like to talk about at the dinner table (or indeed any table) but it needs to be pounded home, thoroughly and consistently until there is some release from this state of affairs, I expect.

    Just thinking about it gets me all fired up

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • lukasekman
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 614

      #17
      Re: Worst perversion

      Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
      I think the worst perversion is voting Democrat.
      I agree with you there, that's why I picked Adult Babies as my worst.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #18
        Re: Worst perversion

        Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
        I agree with you there, that's why I picked Adult Babies as my worst.
        I suppose the entire 47% want Obama to change their diapers for them!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • EvaRitaVazquez
          Unsaved trash, hot mess
          • Sep 2012
          • 22

          #19
          Re: Worst perversion

          What is this bestiality?
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • John North
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2012
            • 414

            #20
            Re: Worst perversion

            Originally posted by EvaRitaVazquez View Post
            What is this bestiality?
            Exodus 22:19
            Leviticus 18:23
            Deuteronomy 27:21
            Leviticus 20:15-16

            ...Don't do it
            Stop whining
            (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
            (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
            (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
            (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14602

              #21
              Re: Worst perversion

              Do people just sit around and think up impossible sounding names for things? Or do they "workshop" a bit and then catalogue what new stuff they've invented and "find the words" using a Latin dictionary? Sounds very communistic whatever they do..

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              • Chrisy Albert
                Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                • Oct 2012
                • 17

                #22
                Re: Worst perversion

                Too bad you didnt put an "All of the above" space. Theyre all pretty damn disgusting.

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14602

                  #23
                  Re: Worst perversion

                  Originally posted by Angelio View Post
                  Too bad you didnt put an "All of the above" space. Theyre all pretty damn disgusting.
                  Have you ever visited France..?

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                  • lukasekman
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 614

                    #24
                    Re: Worst perversion

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    Do people just sit around and think up impossible sounding names for things? Or do they "workshop" a bit and then catalogue what new stuff they've invented and "find the words" using a Latin dictionary? Sounds very communistic whatever they do..
                    Heathen people are quite creative about making up brandnames for their cults.

                    sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                    Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                    Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                    Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                    Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #25
                      Re: Worst perversion

                      Homosexuality, if only because it encompasses all of the other perversions listed, not to mention peeing in someone's butt and then having them poop in your mouth. That is the worst gay practice that I have been able to imagine so far.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14602

                        #26
                        Re: Worst perversion

                        Every time I read this I want to vote for a different category. I didn't know what a furry was so had to look it up and when I got to the bit about "yiffing" I was nearly sick, as if a capacitor had just discharged inside me.
                        Apotemnophilia (desire be an amputee)
                        I had read about this a year or two ago when there was a discussion in an (English) newspaper about whether or not the government should fund surgery. I had no idea that these morons were doing it to create ointment; what a bunch of perverts! The upshot was that some Apotemnophiliac got stuck into his leg with a carpentry device and then allowed it to turn gangrenous before calling an ambulance so did get his free amputation.

                        And to think, that Jesus was a carpenter!!

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                        • icelandic vikingi
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 3

                          #27
                          Re: Worst perversion

                          isint interracial and beastality the same? niggers are just mokeys that can talk and some of them cant even talk that good sandniggers are just targets I'd almost rather talk to a fag than not kill a muzzy

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                          • Born Again Bob
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2318

                            #28
                            Re: Worst perversion

                            Dear Friend,

                            Thank you for taking two years to think up this pearl of wisdom. Time well spent!

                            Yours in Him
                            bab

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14602

                              #29
                              Re: Worst perversion

                              Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                              Dear Friend,

                              Thank you for taking two years to think up this pearl of wisdom. Time well spent!

                              Yours in Him
                              bab
                              I do wonder about some of these racialist bigots, Mr Born.

                              God is clear that "strange" is welcome to live among His people.
                              Exodus 22:21 Thou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor oppress him: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.
                              KJV

                              • Obviously that does not extend to actually marrying them.
                              • Employing them as prostitutes or any pouncing activity is strictly verboten.
                              • The punishment is multiple kilo-death with added plague, surely an indication of this abomination's magnitude; God explains:

                              NUMBERS 25
                              1b ..the people began to commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab.
                              4 And the LORD said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the LORD against the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may be turned away from Israel.
                              69 And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand; And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel. And those that died in the plague were twenty and four thousand.
                              14a Now the name of the Israelite that was slain, even that was slain with the Midianitish woman, was Zimri..
                              15a And the name of the Midianitish woman that was slain was Cozbi..
                              1618a And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Vex the Midianites, and smite them: For they vex you with their wiles..
                              KJV . look up


                              How would Phineas have know the strumpet was a Midianitess? From her appearance. That alone was sufficient authority for him to execute her and the ignoble Israelite whom she had seduced, on the spot.

                              Phineas was rewarded for his strong ethical stance. The libidinous and depraved Moabites were dealt with thoroughly, by command of God, in His Perfect Love.

                              Obviously homosexualists are killed too. God really does love us and is concerned for our wellbeing. But it is only the perverts (and their pets, obviously) who are killed. The exception of course is where sodomites are NOT killed, in which case entire cities are commanded to be slaughtered: that's how we know God hates Sin and that homosexualism is sinful. But provided the perverts are killed He does not send plague or command whole populations to we wiped out.

                              Do foreign on the other hand..? You'd have to be bananas!

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                              • Mei Saeki
                                Unsaved trash
                                • May 2016
                                • 97

                                #30
                                Re: Worst perversion

                                This is prolly old but...they like use actual lube. (or spit) Homos are gross..

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